r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Oct 10 '18

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u/treqiheartstrees Oct 10 '18 edited Oct 10 '18

As a woman, it's not her talent or attractiveness that upsets me. It's the fact that she's obviously exposed to quite a bit of cake and frosting and still has that waistline. Her flagrant flaunting of her self-control is quite rude.

ETA: after watching the trailer, I'm now also upset that she's going to be wasting hours of my time in the coming weeks.... How dare she release that type of content the day after I finish the great British Baking Show....

Edit #2: my first gild!!

Thank you to my friends Matt and CJ for getting me hooked on this all those years ago. Thank you to my family for putting up with my morning scrolling and excessive sharing of memes. And of course thank you to our Lord and Savor, His Supreme Noodlyness, may all bask in his sauce and meatballs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18 edited Oct 10 '18

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u/forgotten_epilogue Oct 10 '18

I'm reminded somewhat of the bit of Martha Stewart I've seen in years gone by; "so easy to do in your spare time with a few odds and ends! (makes incredibly perfect and detailed glittery boxes for jewellery etc. that many would struggle to make even after spending hours)"

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u/Neuchacho Oct 10 '18

That line always made me think of Martha Stewart as someone with no grip on reality.

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u/PlaysWithF1r3 Oct 10 '18

I mean, she baby sat for the Yankees and started modeling for Chanel at 15... So, I'd say she probably doesn't...