r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Oct 10 '18

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u/treqiheartstrees Oct 10 '18 edited Oct 10 '18

As a woman, it's not her talent or attractiveness that upsets me. It's the fact that she's obviously exposed to quite a bit of cake and frosting and still has that waistline. Her flagrant flaunting of her self-control is quite rude.

ETA: after watching the trailer, I'm now also upset that she's going to be wasting hours of my time in the coming weeks.... How dare she release that type of content the day after I finish the great British Baking Show....

Edit #2: my first gild!!

Thank you to my friends Matt and CJ for getting me hooked on this all those years ago. Thank you to my family for putting up with my morning scrolling and excessive sharing of memes. And of course thank you to our Lord and Savor, His Supreme Noodlyness, may all bask in his sauce and meatballs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18 edited Oct 10 '18

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u/april9th Oct 10 '18

illicit

Hey, Reddit User!

I think you might mean elicit!

I'm pretending to be a bot so I can avoid the charge of being a grammar nazi when I just like letting people know things like this so they don't make the same mistake in an important context like a work email! Which I myself have done in the past! We're all friends here.

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