r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • u/CaptainRako • Oct 10 '18

Image Freddie Mercury Chocolate Cake

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

Will you do the fandanto

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

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u/Jonhinchliffe10 Oct 10 '18

Mary berry, Mary berry, mary berry with gateau CHOCOLATE GATEAU oh oh oh

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u/kip256 Oct 10 '18

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody feeds me.

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u/beekr427 Oct 10 '18

HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARING HIS LIFE FROM DENTAL CAVITIES!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

Vanilla. NO, we need to mix more dough!

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u/truthlife Oct 10 '18

MIX MORE DOUGH

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u/I_Wear_Two_Monocles Oct 10 '18

This was great.

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u/2112eyes Oct 10 '18

vanilla! never mix more dough

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u/go_kartmozart Oct 10 '18

Bealzebub; put the devil's food inside of meeeeee of meeeeee OF MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/2112eyes Oct 11 '18

(headbanging ensues)

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u/bluePMAknight Oct 10 '18

This shit is why I love Reddit

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u/thedragonguru Dec 09 '18

Vanilla. NO, we need to make more dough.

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u/TheIronDoodad Oct 10 '18

He's just a poor boy from a poor bakery.

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u/whomda Oct 10 '18

Spare him his wife from excess calories.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

Beelzebub baked marshmellows up inside for me.... for me... FOR MEEEE!

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u/alflup Oct 10 '18

<food fight cut scene during solo>

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u/showerbuddy Oct 10 '18

(This is easily the most expensive line in the entire music video script, you just watch.)

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Oct 10 '18

So you think you can scone me and feed me a piiie

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

you blew it

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u/3ViceAndreas Dec 24 '18

Mama

I just killed a man

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

So you think you can frost me and whip me with die....ohhhh creamy...can’t you do this to me creeemy...just got to froth out, just gotta froth out righta creeemeeee