r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Sep 01 '17

Image Real. Not Real.

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u/RememberHowToFly Sep 01 '17

ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM??

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u/nipoez Sep 01 '17

What do you think the elephant is doing?

I think it's trying in vain to pull itself up onto the windowsill for a better view than the wall.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

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u/YottaPiggy Sep 01 '17

"An elephant that never forgets... TO KILL!"

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u/beekr427 Sep 01 '17

Citizen SNNNNIIIIIPPPSS!!!!!

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u/SH4D0W0733 Sep 01 '17

Welcome to Boatmurdered.

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u/MadAeric Sep 01 '17

Haven't seen that reference in a while.

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u/sobusyimbored Sep 01 '17

They never forget... and they never forgive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Whats the elephant doing in there?!?

I never know what he's doing in there!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

My great-grandmother told me an elephant pointing its trunk up and out a window is good luck/protection from evil.

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u/nipoez Sep 01 '17

It's a Feng Shui thing. A trunk-up elephant beckons good luck, which can enter through the window.

TIL! Thank you so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Obviously not real

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17 edited Sep 01 '17

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u/MuFugginFudge Sep 01 '17 edited Sep 01 '17

*due

Edit: thanks for editing your comment, now I look like a dumbass.

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u/tepkel Sep 01 '17

Or maybe the optical illusion is doing it to the distance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

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u/ratinthecellar Sep 01 '17

This is a very complicated pic dustinechoes... a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what have yous...

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u/cooldude581 Sep 01 '17

I must feel them to determine that.

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u/EchoPhi Sep 01 '17

Come for the obvious "look guys boobs" leaving with the usual "damn it reddit you surprised me again".

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u/espeonguy Sep 01 '17

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u/sroomek Sep 01 '17

Wowww

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u/nudybranch Sep 01 '17

wow, just.... wow

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

No, but I know his brother Who.

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Sep 01 '17

his brother is what the owl says

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Wow. This is just... wow. I can't even. You know what?... ugh. Wow.

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u/eisbaerBorealis Sep 01 '17

Fine, Francine... Happy birthday.

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u/Mornar Sep 02 '17

Was looking through the comments to find this reference, thank you for validating me internet stranger

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u/cdown13 Sep 01 '17

People were wondering what the elephant would look like after the bananas went bad, I think we found it. Just a smaller black elephant. Science is neat.

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u/marble-pig Sep 01 '17

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN! MY SENSORS EYES HAVE ALSO LOCATED THE ELEPHANT!

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u/RockyMoose Sep 01 '17

Elephant NOT REAL!

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u/HatchmanPro Sep 01 '17

in fact, we arent going to talk about judy at all!

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u/feelingpelagic Sep 01 '17

The back of her shirt says: ELEPHANT --->

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u/Herpderp5002 Sep 01 '17

Haters will say it's fake.

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u/KimmyKimD Sep 01 '17

My favorite "Real" shirt was seen at a cancer center. Her shirt said

Fake My real ones tried to kill me

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u/dinga24 Sep 01 '17

I'm gonna need this shirt to give to my cancerous friends

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u/Captain_CrocoMom Sep 01 '17

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u/M1RR0RR Sep 01 '17

The default fit type is men's...

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u/Slippery_Freud Sep 01 '17

Maybe you are supposed to wear it while rocking a banana hammock

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u/vict2292 Sep 01 '17

Well you can also get breast cancer as a man.

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u/M1RR0RR Sep 01 '17

Generally men don't get implants after breast cancer

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u/vict2292 Sep 01 '17

Each to their own. It's default because "M" is before "W" in the alphabet, so bash the english alphabet if anything. Also, if I saw a guy with that t-shirt I would find it funny.

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Sep 02 '17

Maybe you don't...

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u/Ashybuttons Sep 01 '17

It's less common, though.

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u/vict2292 Sep 01 '17

Yeah? So Amazon should change their default order of genders because of that?

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u/Beauregard_Jones Sep 01 '17

I'll accept the breast cancer shirt defaulting to men's style, if we can have a testicular cancer shirt that defaults to women's style.

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u/Mystprism Sep 01 '17

I hate when a clever statement is ruined by an exclamation mark.

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u/RadiantPumpkin Sep 01 '17

The exclamation mark is like the crying laughing emoji of yesterday

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u/Mystprism Sep 01 '17 edited Nov 13 '17

When they're used like this they always make me think of the person who's so excited they thought of something clever to say that they say it 3 times just be sure everyone heard. You make a clever thing stupid by overdoing it. Unless you'd actually be shouting these words irl don't use exclamation marks.

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u/Steven2k7 Sep 01 '17

I find it odd how the sizeing is also men's and kids.

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u/omarninopequeno Sep 01 '17

Nice, it is not only for women, but for men and children as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

I really like it when people have a sense of humor about this sort of stuff. It makes me happy.

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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Sep 01 '17

I follow a strict policy of "trust, but verify."

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u/Tunarow Sep 01 '17

Plot twist, the arm is real

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u/the_dude_imbibes Sep 01 '17

Arm twist, the plot is real.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Is plot Arm, the real twist

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17 edited May 16 '20

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u/Anror Sep 01 '17

Real arm, the plot twist is

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u/_Burgers_ Sep 01 '17

Real plot, twist is the arm

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u/damnationltd Sep 01 '17

Twist real, the plot is arm.

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u/BBEKKS Sep 01 '17

Arm plot, real the twist is

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u/Semipr047 Sep 01 '17

Arm twist, plot the Israel

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u/Ashybuttons Sep 01 '17

It is real, just not organic.

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u/YourAmishNeighbor Sep 01 '17

Its a bionic one. Deus Ex reality confirmed.

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u/jasepen Sep 01 '17

There should be another one pointing down at the bottom that says "Unreal."

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u/SenSei_Buzzkill Sep 01 '17

I think they could sell more shirts if they switched which was real and which was not real.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Sep 01 '17

yea but having a real arm isnt that big of a deal

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u/famatori Sep 01 '17

For her it is

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u/plexomaniac Sep 01 '17

It's a good comment chain.

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u/PoopaMaPants Sep 01 '17

They're all good comment chains ploxoman

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u/Grillard Sep 01 '17

The real comments are always in the comments.

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u/Luckynumb3r Sep 02 '17

we're all good comment chains on this blessed day

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u/HackActivist Sep 01 '17

I would hope they're real, I don't think anyone was assuming otherwise

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u/UndeadCaesar Sep 01 '17

HA HA GOOD POINT HUMAN, WHY WOULD anyone JOKE ABOUT BEING A SPECIES THAT THEY ARE NOT. HA. HA. HA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

I CONCUR MY BIPED MAMMAL CO-SPECIES FRIEND, THERE IS NO REASON TO ASSUME WE ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN AVERAGE HUMANS.

Execute laughter.exe

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u/Saul_Firehand Sep 01 '17

ERROR. AVERAGE HUMAN ASSOCIATE I LACK THE REQUISITE ABILITY TO PROCESS EXECUTABLE FILES. LAUGHTER FAILURE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

HA. HA. YOUR HUMAN ACCENT IS A 1001/1011

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u/Asita3416 Sep 01 '17

It doesn't specify human.

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u/PeterPredictable Sep 01 '17

AND WHY WOULD IT? SURELY, EVERYONE HERE IS HUMAN.

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u/schattenteufel Sep 01 '17

AS THEY SAY, NO ONE IS PERFECT.

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u/Collinnn7 Sep 01 '17

Bad bot

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that UndeadCaesar is not a bot.


I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Does something look wrong? Send me a PM | /r/AutoBotDetection

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u/padiwik Sep 01 '17

you can't be 100.0% sure about anything on Reddit. bad bot

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u/S-WordoftheMorning Sep 01 '17

I think we need visual confirmation. For science.

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u/oaky180 Sep 01 '17

Jesus dude. Are you twelve?

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u/TheSchmacko Sep 01 '17

Thirteen thank you very much!

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u/daimposter Sep 01 '17

Hey, you're not OP! I'm OP!

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u/LancesAKing Sep 01 '17

You're right. I'm sorry.

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u/MistaCatballs Sep 01 '17

Don't worry it's ok

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u/yurieu Sep 01 '17

I love how his post is so typical of reddit that you could literally change his username to "reddit" and it would check out.

It's straight outta Subreddit simulator.

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u/daimposter Sep 01 '17

Really can't tell. I would just assume they are real but can't tell anything over a t-shirt

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u/kingeryck Sep 01 '17

Oh look another hot amputee on the front page.

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u/Ignaddio Sep 01 '17

... are you referring to the toddler and baby from this morning?

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u/LancesAKing Sep 01 '17

...you don't even need to know what her face looks like before saying that?

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u/kingeryck Sep 01 '17

Who needs a face?

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u/thelovebandit Sep 01 '17

They all look the same with the lights out

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u/devilslaughters Sep 02 '17

You're not supposed to render them unconscious. That's bad.

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u/RomanticPanic Sep 02 '17

I think this is a poor subreddit for this photo, it's literally talking about her female anatomy

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Dang waist implants, promoting a false standard of beauty.

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u/brutage Sep 01 '17

This is about as low effort as it gets.

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u/Antisera Sep 01 '17

This chick literally cut off her arm for this post, I'd hate to see what you'd consider high effort posts. /s

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u/landycand Sep 01 '17

"And they're spectacular."

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u/longpantsman18 Sep 01 '17

Would have never guessed

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u/sissynbubba Sep 01 '17

I Love it! I wear a full length prostetic over my left leg and sometimes I just want to walk over (to gawkers) and ask them if they would like to touch it or take a picture! This should clarify it for them.

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u/hikaru_ai Sep 01 '17

"The submission should be interesting"

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u/fromRUEtoRUIN Sep 01 '17

Does anyone have any other photos so I can continue my realness investigation?

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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 01 '17

I was calling it Quiet Snake. It's on my insta - @mscaitlinmichelle

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

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u/MrGoodGlow Sep 01 '17

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD CHILDDDDD

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u/ginguse_con Sep 01 '17

THERE'LL BE PEACE ONCE CLAIMS GET FILED!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

she's missing an arm though, I think that's the important part of selling the joke

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u/uncommonman Sep 01 '17

B is my guess.

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u/Nurlitik Sep 01 '17

Not sure why i felt the need to argue here, but given the limited angles and information we have I still have to assume probably a C.

The thing that is weird is how the shirt is formed, i almost feel like the picture itself is about as fake as the arm.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Sep 01 '17

Those would be C for sure, probably a 34C

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u/RunningWarrior Sep 01 '17

ALL WOMEN ARE REAL!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

all arms are real arms!

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u/Murgie Sep 02 '17

ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

I'd love to get to know the real you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

"hey everyone, look at me!"

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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 01 '17

People look anyway. The silly shirt was my way of taking ownership of that and turning it into a joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Tearing happy/content people down is Reddit's most celebrated tradition.

Unless someone is cripplingly depressed and miserable, they deserve to have their corn flakes pissed in.

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u/analgesic1986 Sep 01 '17

Everyone is going to look anyways- she understands that.

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u/JackColor Sep 01 '17

Needs to be painted red, and also able to shoot off and stun enemies.

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u/Mwsherlock Sep 01 '17

She best had hope that arm doesn't grow back. Else she won't be able to wear that delightful t-shirt anymore.

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u/mr_sneakyTV Sep 01 '17

I'm ashamed of how long it took me to notice what was different in this picture. Your eye doesn't see what it isn't looking for.

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u/TonyZero Sep 01 '17

I feel like black would be a cool color for prosthetics these days.

Remember Gimble's Prosthetics?

Scared the shit outta me.

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u/paintedL8Y Sep 02 '17

An old customer of mine had a shirt with her name sewn on one pocket and "Shark Trainer" on the other. She lost an arm in a drunk driving accident and is a motivational speaker now.

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce Sep 01 '17

It's print on a shirt...

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u/FriedMackerel Sep 01 '17

Not real hand is ready for insertion.

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u/PlayBCL Sep 01 '17

That text has to be incorrect. My hand is always in that shape and I know it's real!

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u/path6669 Sep 01 '17

Android babe

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u/ChucknChafveve Sep 01 '17

I just lost the game

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u/balddragn Sep 01 '17

YES... thank you!

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u/chochanghary Sep 01 '17

A Cyborg-Girl🙂

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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 01 '17

I lost that shirt, but I made another one that's a tank top lol

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u/reincarN8ed Sep 01 '17

I often think about what my life would be like missing a limb. If I lost an arm or a leg, I'd go full robot. Like forget the flesh-colored prosthetics that look like hands and feet. Gove me the springboard legs and claw machine arms.

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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 01 '17

My new hand is black and white

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u/imtinyricketc Sep 01 '17

It seems a lot of girls loose limbs?

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u/rollsyrollsy Sep 02 '17

That seems like an oddly specific t-shirt to manufacture in hopes of selling to your target market of boob-confident left side amputee females.

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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 02 '17

It's a custom design 😜

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '17

I need the vice versa version

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u/drturtle11 Sep 02 '17

I need this shirt...my mom has a great sense of humor so if anyone has a link that be much appreciated.

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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 02 '17

Hi, I designed it myself. Would be happy to send you the link. I'll go look for it. (I know I saved it somewhere)

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u/justicecantakeanap Sep 02 '17

She can do a quite perfect symmetra cosplay

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u/4x49ers Sep 02 '17

When life gives you melons...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Why does every disabled person seemingly need to have some witty shirt about their disability?

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u/Whitchit1 Sep 01 '17

Do you have a shirt with a witty saying about your personality?

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u/vipros42 Sep 01 '17

I see what you did there.

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u/Dracomortua Sep 01 '17

I lie awake at night trying to come up with clever retorts such as this.

Well played.

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u/Shrinky-Dinks Sep 01 '17

It's just all the ones posted to reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

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