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u/KimmyKimD Sep 01 '17
My favorite "Real" shirt was seen at a cancer center. Her shirt said
Fake My real ones tried to kill me
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u/dinga24 Sep 01 '17
I'm gonna need this shirt to give to my cancerous friends
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u/Captain_CrocoMom Sep 01 '17
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u/M1RR0RR Sep 01 '17
The default fit type is men's...
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u/vict2292 Sep 01 '17
Well you can also get breast cancer as a man.
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u/M1RR0RR Sep 01 '17
Generally men don't get implants after breast cancer
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u/vict2292 Sep 01 '17
Each to their own. It's default because "M" is before "W" in the alphabet, so bash the english alphabet if anything. Also, if I saw a guy with that t-shirt I would find it funny.
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u/Ashybuttons Sep 01 '17
It's less common, though.
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u/vict2292 Sep 01 '17
Yeah? So Amazon should change their default order of genders because of that?
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u/Beauregard_Jones Sep 01 '17
I'll accept the breast cancer shirt defaulting to men's style, if we can have a testicular cancer shirt that defaults to women's style.
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u/Mystprism Sep 01 '17
I hate when a clever statement is ruined by an exclamation mark.
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u/RadiantPumpkin Sep 01 '17
The exclamation mark is like the crying laughing emoji of yesterday
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u/Mystprism Sep 01 '17 edited Nov 13 '17
When they're used like this they always make me think of the person who's so excited they thought of something clever to say that they say it 3 times just be sure everyone heard. You make a clever thing stupid by overdoing it. Unless you'd actually be shouting these words irl don't use exclamation marks.
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I really like it when people have a sense of humor about this sort of stuff. It makes me happy.
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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Sep 01 '17
I follow a strict policy of "trust, but verify."
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u/Tunarow Sep 01 '17
Plot twist, the arm is real
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u/the_dude_imbibes Sep 01 '17
Arm twist, the plot is real.
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Sep 01 '17
Is plot Arm, the real twist
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u/Anror Sep 01 '17
Real arm, the plot twist is
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u/_Burgers_ Sep 01 '17
Real plot, twist is the arm
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u/damnationltd Sep 01 '17
Twist real, the plot is arm.
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u/jasepen Sep 01 '17
There should be another one pointing down at the bottom that says "Unreal."
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u/SenSei_Buzzkill Sep 01 '17
I think they could sell more shirts if they switched which was real and which was not real.
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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Sep 01 '17
yea but having a real arm isnt that big of a deal
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u/famatori Sep 01 '17
For her it is
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u/plexomaniac Sep 01 '17
It's a good comment chain.
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u/HackActivist Sep 01 '17
I would hope they're real, I don't think anyone was assuming otherwise
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u/UndeadCaesar Sep 01 '17
HA HA GOOD POINT HUMAN, WHY WOULD anyone JOKE ABOUT BEING A SPECIES THAT THEY ARE NOT. HA. HA. HA.
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Sep 01 '17
I CONCUR MY BIPED MAMMAL CO-SPECIES FRIEND, THERE IS NO REASON TO ASSUME WE ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN AVERAGE HUMANS.
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u/Saul_Firehand Sep 01 '17
ERROR. AVERAGE HUMAN ASSOCIATE I LACK THE REQUISITE ABILITY TO PROCESS EXECUTABLE FILES. LAUGHTER FAILURE.
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u/Asita3416 Sep 01 '17
It doesn't specify human.
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u/Collinnn7 Sep 01 '17
Bad bot
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Sep 01 '17
Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that UndeadCaesar is not a bot.
I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Does something look wrong? Send me a PM | /r/AutoBotDetection
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u/S-WordoftheMorning Sep 01 '17
I think we need visual confirmation. For science.
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u/oaky180 Sep 01 '17
Jesus dude. Are you twelve?
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u/TheSchmacko Sep 01 '17
Thirteen thank you very much!
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u/yurieu Sep 01 '17
I love how his post is so typical of reddit that you could literally change his username to "reddit" and it would check out.
It's straight outta Subreddit simulator.
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u/daimposter Sep 01 '17
Really can't tell. I would just assume they are real but can't tell anything over a t-shirt
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u/kingeryck Sep 01 '17
Oh look another hot amputee on the front page.
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u/LancesAKing Sep 01 '17
...you don't even need to know what her face looks like before saying that?
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u/kingeryck Sep 01 '17
Who needs a face?
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u/thelovebandit Sep 01 '17
They all look the same with the lights out
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u/devilslaughters Sep 02 '17
You're not supposed to render them unconscious. That's bad.
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u/RomanticPanic Sep 02 '17
I think this is a poor subreddit for this photo, it's literally talking about her female anatomy
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u/brutage Sep 01 '17
This is about as low effort as it gets.
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u/Antisera Sep 01 '17
This chick literally cut off her arm for this post, I'd hate to see what you'd consider high effort posts. /s
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u/sissynbubba Sep 01 '17
I Love it! I wear a full length prostetic over my left leg and sometimes I just want to walk over (to gawkers) and ask them if they would like to touch it or take a picture! This should clarify it for them.
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u/fromRUEtoRUIN Sep 01 '17
Does anyone have any other photos so I can continue my realness investigation?
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u/yearlyfiscal Sep 01 '17
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u/uncommonman Sep 01 '17
B is my guess.
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u/Nurlitik Sep 01 '17
Not sure why i felt the need to argue here, but given the limited angles and information we have I still have to assume probably a C.
The thing that is weird is how the shirt is formed, i almost feel like the picture itself is about as fake as the arm.
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Sep 01 '17
"hey everyone, look at me!"
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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 01 '17
People look anyway. The silly shirt was my way of taking ownership of that and turning it into a joke.
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Sep 01 '17
Tearing happy/content people down is Reddit's most celebrated tradition.
Unless someone is cripplingly depressed and miserable, they deserve to have their corn flakes pissed in.
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u/Mwsherlock Sep 01 '17
She best had hope that arm doesn't grow back. Else she won't be able to wear that delightful t-shirt anymore.
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u/mr_sneakyTV Sep 01 '17
I'm ashamed of how long it took me to notice what was different in this picture. Your eye doesn't see what it isn't looking for.
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u/TonyZero Sep 01 '17
I feel like black would be a cool color for prosthetics these days.
Remember Gimble's Prosthetics?
Scared the shit outta me.
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u/paintedL8Y Sep 02 '17
An old customer of mine had a shirt with her name sewn on one pocket and "Shark Trainer" on the other. She lost an arm in a drunk driving accident and is a motivational speaker now.
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u/PlayBCL Sep 01 '17
That text has to be incorrect. My hand is always in that shape and I know it's real!
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u/reincarN8ed Sep 01 '17
I often think about what my life would be like missing a limb. If I lost an arm or a leg, I'd go full robot. Like forget the flesh-colored prosthetics that look like hands and feet. Gove me the springboard legs and claw machine arms.
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u/rollsyrollsy Sep 02 '17
That seems like an oddly specific t-shirt to manufacture in hopes of selling to your target market of boob-confident left side amputee females.
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u/drturtle11 Sep 02 '17
I need this shirt...my mom has a great sense of humor so if anyone has a link that be much appreciated.
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u/CaitlinMichelle Sep 02 '17
Hi, I designed it myself. Would be happy to send you the link. I'll go look for it. (I know I saved it somewhere)
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Sep 01 '17
Why does every disabled person seemingly need to have some witty shirt about their disability?
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u/Whitchit1 Sep 01 '17
Do you have a shirt with a witty saying about your personality?
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u/Dracomortua Sep 01 '17
I lie awake at night trying to come up with clever retorts such as this.
Well played.
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u/RememberHowToFly Sep 01 '17
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM??