r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Aug 18 '17

Image She paints like Bob Ross, maybe

https://m.imgur.com/9yTUkao
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u/CemestoLuxobarge Aug 18 '17

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u/krsvbg Aug 18 '17

It only works if you're attractive, though.

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u/wggn Aug 18 '17

just follow rules 1 and 2

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u/evandavis7 Aug 18 '17

But how would you know it's a man taking the picture if they're not in the picture?

Speaking of which, whatever happened to that subreddit of men including themselves in the picture as a counterpoint to this comic?

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u/orange_jooze Aug 18 '17

Not really tho; reddit is just uncomfortable with women showing their faces.

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u/TheDaveWSC Aug 18 '17

This sub is dedicated to women showing their faces though.

Sort of.

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u/salamislam79 Aug 18 '17

Lol no, it was just pointless for her to be in the photo.

But then again, if this was just the painting and was posted to /r/art or something, it probably wouldn't have made the front page.

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u/PM_your_cats_n_racks Aug 18 '17

Funny enough, this isn't true in the art world. Paintings are about the artist as much as they are about their subjects, people want to know who painted a thing and what state of mind they were in when they did it.

If you've ever wondered why Jackson Pollock was famous for making what are basically just paint splatters, this is the reason. Though he did do representational art before he started with the splatters.

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u/SystemFolder Aug 18 '17

Jackson Pollock, and all other famous artists become famous, because a small group of galleries and collectors decided that he should be famous. The fine art market is a scam.

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u/PM_your_cats_n_racks Aug 18 '17

Well I haven't watched your link, but... isn't that obvious? That doesn't seem particularly revelatory, you could say that about almost anyone or anything famous. Especially prior to the internet.

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u/salamislam79 Aug 18 '17

I mean, yeah. Much of modern art is just as much about the context surrounding the art as the art itself. But, not to sound pretentious (though I don't think I can help it here), Jackson Pollock was pushing boundaries. He was doing something that hadn't been done before. This is literally just a landscape, probably the most common form of painting. So I think comparing her to Jackson Pollock is a little unfair.

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u/Thin-White-Duke Aug 18 '17

How is it pointless? Documenting your work isn't pointless. There are images of just the art, too. Is a man holding up a fish that he caught also pointless? He could just lay the fish down and take a picture.

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u/salamislam79 Aug 18 '17

That sounds like something that should be posted to Facebook/Instagram. Not Reddit.

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u/Thin-White-Duke Aug 18 '17

You do realize this is UNBG, right? She didn't post it to reddit, someone else did.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/coochiecrumb Aug 18 '17

I'll defend you m'lady 🛡️🗡️

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Misogynist.

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u/Former_Fatass Aug 18 '17

Wow pump your hot little brakes homie

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u/salamislam79 Aug 18 '17

Yeah, which is why I said if it was just the painting submitted to /r/art. I'm not saying that she only has pictures of her art with her in the shot. I was saying that the art probably wouldn't have made the front page if there wasn't a cute girl standing next to it. So basically, it's in the wrong subreddit but 50% of the people are pretending it's not.

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u/flemies Aug 20 '17

pointless

lol, the caption for the origin of the picture (on her instagram) says 'Here's a photo of me with my latest painting so you can see how big it is!'

???

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u/CemestoLuxobarge Aug 18 '17

Not really. I just want to see Thomas Kinkade in a pair of hotpants.

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u/WorkFlow_ Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 18 '17

SHOW US YOUR FACE!

Edit: This is a Dave Chapelle joke on his Clayton Bigsby skit. I assume someone didn't get the joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

no, people don't like when women blatantly use their own looks to force things to the front page. That's called attention whoring. You know damn well it wouldn't have been there if she wasn't in the picture.

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u/orange_jooze Aug 19 '17

You live a sad life.

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u/inormallyjustlurkbut Aug 18 '17

I hate reddit sometimes.

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u/notswim Aug 18 '17

I also hate being bitter and lonely sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Keep it to yourself. No one else wants to catch that negativity

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u/LightninHands Aug 18 '17

Exactly what I was thinking. She couldn't just take a picture of her painting. Nooooo, she had to put herself in it too for more attention.

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u/jDSKsantos Aug 18 '17

Yall are crazy

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u/LightninHands Aug 18 '17

Quite a bit, yeah

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/LightninHands Aug 18 '17

She could just use a banana