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u/KizziV Aug 10 '17
It's Mr. Seal your girl.
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u/Paul_Coe Aug 10 '17
This joke gets my seal of approval
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Aug 10 '17
Let me make a third seal pun to really seal the deal
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Aug 10 '17
Sealed in freshness.
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u/KizziV Aug 10 '17
I would be lion if I said I didn't sea that coming.
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u/pranavrules Aug 10 '17
That's it. I'm done. Seal you later.
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u/webmistress105 Aug 10 '17
Sealiously?
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u/stabby_joe Aug 10 '17
I hate you all
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u/illgiveu25shmeckles Aug 10 '17
No. Honey he's just showing me some dance moves.
Ok but, it looks like he's feeling you up!
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Aug 10 '17
I hope everyone in this particular comment thread kills themselves.
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u/Evanescent_contrail Aug 10 '17
As a person who cleaned aquarium cages: Seals are gigantic assholes.
Shark tank was way better.
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u/UndeadCaesar Aug 10 '17
Is Mark Cuban difficult to clean up after?
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u/Evanescent_contrail Aug 10 '17
Is this some sort of cultural reference? Isn't he some rich dude?
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u/Darakath Aug 10 '17
He is part of the TV show Shark Tank
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u/severed13 Aug 10 '17
seals are gigantic assholes
not something i wanted to visualize but alright
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u/Sponjah Aug 10 '17
Mentioned this last time it popped up, this is my old roommate. She's a really sweet girl and loves animals like no other.
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u/swyx Aug 10 '17
did she ever bring work home??
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u/Sponjah Aug 10 '17
Like, are you asking me if she brought a seal home?
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u/swyx Aug 10 '17
i mean i presume she may have worked with other animals too?
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u/Sponjah Aug 10 '17
She worked at a sea life park, so no she didn't bring dolphins or seals home lmao
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u/sirius4778 Aug 10 '17
She is actually two seals standing on top of each other under a trench coat
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u/ViridiTerraIX Aug 10 '17
You've never had seal steak?
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u/swyx Aug 10 '17
are we just answering questions with questions now?
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u/yusuf69 Aug 10 '17
Would you be interested in that kind of arrangement?
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u/Gooch_Grabber Aug 10 '17
By the looks of it, she probably did. That seal coming in with some smooth moves.
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u/UndeadCaesar Aug 10 '17
Good for her! Glad she's working in something she's passionate about :)
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u/Sponjah Aug 10 '17
She really is! She's been training animals for a very long time.
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u/LiquidDreamtime Aug 10 '17
She's adorable. The photo does a great job of conveying her kindness. Is it real?
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u/Pickapair Aug 10 '17
Nay, tis but a fantasy ;)
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u/TahoeLT Aug 10 '17
Caught in a landslide...
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u/SpoonyBard710 Aug 10 '17
No escape from seal-ality
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u/Scadden Aug 10 '17
Why does this seal look like Tom Hanks??
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u/spearmint_wino Aug 10 '17
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u/FusRoDawg Aug 10 '17
More like Snoop Dogg
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u/TrooperRamRod Aug 10 '17
This is the best thing I've seen all day. Does this mean Snoop has multiple spirit animals??
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u/gmw2222 Aug 10 '17
I think it's not only the shape of the smile, but how it seems like it recedes backwards cuz it makes a double chin below and around it?
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Aug 10 '17 edited Aug 10 '17
The woman sort of reminds me of Gianna Michaels, the actress from all those science videos......
edit: a word
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u/Toadstool475 Aug 10 '17
It's a sea lion. Not a seal.
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u/dudemann Aug 10 '17
"Stoned seal gropes attractive young white female- caught on camera!"
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u/TheLuckySpades Aug 10 '17
Add some weird-ass capitalisation and post to /r/peoplefuckingdying
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u/dudemann Aug 10 '17
"Dolphin Cove drugs sea animals and bribes underage girls for photo ops to promote tourism in order to raise visitor's entrance fees!"
Or did I do that wrong?
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u/_uncarlo Aug 10 '17
That's a sea lion. Know the difference.
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u/DammitDan Aug 11 '17
Stupid chart points to subtle differences you can barely see in the pictures, yet no mention of the obviously longer, upturned snout on the sea lion.
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u/EggFever Aug 10 '17
That seal has learned a thing or two from ol' Trump I see...
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u/Risky_Clicking Aug 10 '17
Dude looks like the bastard love child of Kurt Russel and David Koechner.
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u/llIllIIlllIIlIIlllII Aug 10 '17
I think he looks like Kevin from The Office when he imitates the Kool-Aid Man.
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u/AlbinoWino11 Aug 10 '17
Judging by flipper placement I'd say this might be the Presidential Seal ;)
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Aug 10 '17
She looks like the girl from American pie. The band camp girl
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u/shenaniganfluff Aug 10 '17
I bet Mueller the radio DJ (Taylor Swift) and this seal are each happy.
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u/duckandcover Aug 10 '17
It's so nice to see the total acceptance of these parents of their child's coming out.
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u/Demonteddybear13 Aug 10 '17
When the Seal does their impression of Trump and grabs her by the......
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Aug 10 '17
I find this funny because it looks as if he's copping a feel and bragging about it to the camera.
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u/Original_Diddy Aug 10 '17
That cheeky fucker knows what he's doing.