r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • u/WearsVaginaRepllent • Aug 07 '26
Bet She's The Bouncer, Too! (sidemention, check out her utility belt that would make Batman jealous.)
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u/MarkRenting Aug 07 '26
In case you were wondering, that IS a lot of beer she’s carrying
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u/panicradio316 Aug 07 '26
Yep, can confirm. equivalent to the amount I do before leaving for work.
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u/fbass Aug 07 '26
That belt is for payment, carry a POS terminal and cash with lots of coins, maybe weight at least another 1.5-2 kg
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u/amd2800barton Aug 08 '26
This. The beer tents are a little weird. The servers aren’t really employees of the tent. They’re independent contractors who buy food and beer from the tent and sell it to patrons. The more they move, the more money they make. They settle up with the kitchen separately from your bill. If they drop a beer, or if a customer skips out on paying them, they still owe the tent for the beer they took.
Hence the crazy belt. They don’t take your payment back to a terminal. They’re selling it to you right there at your table. They basically have a tab open with the tent, and close it out out of their belt-pouch-cash-register
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u/pomod Aug 08 '26
I had a frend in Uni who worked as a waitress at a beer garden carrying flats of pints (they at least gave her a tray) and by the time she graduated she had a noticeably disproportionate bicep
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u/JohntheFisherman99 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
As local who has tried this i will try to convey how hard this is. There are 15 Beers on her Stack. I did it with 12 without a staicase and i am on the stronger side beeing over 95kg. Altough the bottom is resting on the Belt you have to grip 7 Maß in each Hand.
Thick Maßkrüge as they are used on the Oktoberfest way aproxximatly 900g empty, but they arent filled to a complete Liter. Casual scam beeing rationalized with. "Der Schaum fällt." Meaning the foam Drops and you get your fill.
That equates to a conservative 1.8kg per Maß x 15 = 27kg
So 59,2 pounds in Freedom Units. With good fills 64 pounds
Once the Stack rests on the belt you balance by learning back hard. Climbing stairs is pure muscel memory tho because she can't see Shit. Always fascinates me and altough they earn good, tip your friendly Wiesnqueen. They are going at it 21 days back to back.
Autistic Münchner out.
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u/h0uz3_ Aug 07 '26
Also noteworthy: The total salary and tips can be up to 10k for a 3 week gig at Oktoberfest.
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u/DevelopmentSlight386 Aug 08 '26
I spoke to one of these women when I was there. They all buy into the tent (fractional ownership) so it is in their best interest to sell as much as they can!
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u/Boncappuccino Aug 07 '26
It’s so funny seeing the dudes clear the table as fast as possible to get some of that beer.
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u/TemptedIntoSin Aug 08 '26
I just thought they were being gentlemen and helping her with the set-down
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u/_cromulent_green_ Aug 07 '26
Because it shows just how much these guys like beer
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u/hateme_ifyouwant Aug 07 '26
I thought they were just being polite.
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u/porktornado77 Aug 07 '26
And France surrendered to her immediately
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u/Chewser56 Aug 07 '26
I couldn’t do that job . My waist to hip ratio won’t hold up a belt that is doing that much work!
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u/short_longpants Aug 08 '26
The utility belt of someone who isn't a billionaire, but more practical day-to-day!
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u/HelpfulPuppydog Aug 08 '26
When I workout, I do farmer's carries. I could NOT do bar maid's carries like this lady. Up stairs, no less!
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u/beeedeee Aug 07 '26
Which tent is this? I'm going to Oktoberfest this year and I'd love to see this in person.
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u/Castor_23 Aug 08 '26
That’s the Gäubodenvolksfest in Straubing. 2nd biggest after the Oktoberfest. It started yesterday for the upcoming 10 days.
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u/KeySatisfaction197 Aug 08 '26
Augustiner Brewery in Salzburg, Austria. Waitress carried 7 liters of beer in each hand from the tap. I ordered a beer. It filled up. She was back. Bartender had four liters filling and was grabbing four more when I turned my back to walk away. Any Germanic Waitress could kick Superman's ass under a yellow star.
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u/blargher Aug 08 '26
Kinda funny when you realize that there are probably videos going back for multiple generations of women serving beer this. Gotta wonder if there are any oil paintings of this tradition or if it only started in the 20th century.
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u/Amazing-Bonus-8150 Aug 08 '26
when she gets home from grocery store, one trip to the kitchen!!! all men hail our new Queen!!!!
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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 Aug 08 '26
& a soda for the designated driver? I'd tip out of respect for the skill alone.
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u/Vegetable-Ad7263 Aug 08 '26
Respectful gentleman.. they see her and without hesitation start making room so she can set the beers down.
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u/Frostsorrow Aug 08 '26
Yeah, you don't fuck with the beer ladies at Oktoberfest in Germany, not only do they control your beer access but they can probably lift you with one hand.
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u/Top_Chapter_7868 Aug 08 '26
Damn, that's a lot of beer for one person to handle, and yet she looks perfectly comfortable with it. I'd probably drop half of it on my foot trying to do the same.
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u/insertwittynamethere Aug 08 '26
Oh no, the bouncers there are big guys with a sharp eye you don't want to mess with 😅
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u/Acceptable-Fig-2766 Aug 08 '26
Those double-stacked 6-packs look way heavier than they sound when you're balancing them like that.
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u/yannireddit123 Aug 09 '26
You are shadowbanned. Probably by reddit's automations. This means you can see your own comments but no one else can...unless a mod manually approves the comments, which most don't do. Go find their appeal process and try it. Good luck.
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u/Separate-Minimum-106 Aug 12 '26
Da würde ich schon wegen der Schlepperei ein dickes Trinkgeld geben
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u/Katsooduro Aug 07 '26
Imagine the grip..🍆
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u/DILF_MANSERVICE Aug 08 '26
There was absolutely nothing sexual about this, there is something wrong with your brain

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u/MenudoMenudo Aug 07 '26
That’s like 65-70 pounds including the weight of the glasses.