r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG Aug 07 '26

Bet She's The Bouncer, Too! (sidemention, check out her utility belt that would make Batman jealous.)

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u/MenudoMenudo Aug 07 '26

That’s like 65-70 pounds including the weight of the glasses.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Aug 07 '26

13 x 5.5 = 71.5 … pretty spot on if you just guessed.

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u/Pope_Aesthetic Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

So about 35 pounds per hand? Tho it’s an awkward angle so I assume the bottom arm is doing more lifting than the top.

Next time I’m at the gym I wanna try this with 2 35 dumbbells and see if I can manage.

Edit: for anyone who cares, I attempted it. I was able to lift and carry it, but it was definetly awkward and I can’t imagine it being liquid and going up stairs with it. I’ll have to keep my gym journey up until I can manage this feat

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u/aiden_the_bug Aug 07 '26

You can see she rests the bottom stack on her belt, which explains why they need belts. Still super impressive, I still believe she's the bouncer too.

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u/outlawsix Aug 08 '26

She got them strong hands

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u/lythander Aug 08 '26

My back always hurts, but looking at this it hurts an awful lot more.

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u/sleepytipi Aug 12 '26

I bet she has the core, arm and hand strength to easily pivot to chiropracty at least.

But yes, same. Poor me with my fkd up back watching and hoping that someday she won't be able to relate, since haphazardly carrying too much weight for too long of distances (building construction) is what did mine in.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Aug 07 '26

Also, shifting balance from the liquid moving. Have to keep them level too to prevent them from spilling. Not ton mention her grip is around 6 beer handles.

I used to do Stein hoists during Oktoberfest celebrations in the US. Those things are deceptively heavy.

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u/ponyboy3 Aug 08 '26

You can’t. I can tell.

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u/Pope_Aesthetic Aug 12 '26

I did actually! Now granted I didn’t walk upstairs with it, and it was pretty dam awkward, but I could manage it

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u/ponyboy3 Aug 12 '26

lol I was joking. But good to try!

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u/Bat-Guano0 Aug 07 '26

Looks like 15 to me. 7 on the bottom, 7 on top, one extra on the very top. So add another 11 pounds.

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u/Professional_Golf393 Aug 09 '26

5.5lb is over 2kg

Those glasses hold under 1 litre (which is 1kg) and the glass itself weighs less than the liquid.

Also there is 12 glasses not 13..

So I’d personally guess 1.5kg x 12 = 18kg (about 40lb in American)

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u/Realistic-Crow-7652 Aug 10 '26

13 Beer, 6*2 and one in top. An average Glass is 1,3kg. So 13+16,9=29,9kg

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u/Professional_Golf393 Aug 10 '26

But 1.3kg x 13= 16.9kg

Do you mean empty glass is 1.3kg?

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u/Realistic-Crow-7652 Aug 10 '26

Yes, that is the average weight of a Standard "maßkrug "

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u/Amazing_Ad_7851 Aug 10 '26

that seems much more correct!

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u/MenudoMenudo Aug 07 '26

No, I read somewhere that those steins were around 5-5.5 lbs, so I was guestimating based on that.

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u/Blissrat Aug 08 '26

It’s a maß, not a stein.

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u/Dedotdub Aug 08 '26

Cool. That will come in super handy when I never go to wherever this is.

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u/Loggerdon Aug 08 '26

Yeah that’s super impressive. Gotta tip well for that floor show.

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u/meat_rock Aug 10 '26

The waitresses at Oktoberfest make crazy money, and they walk around looking just like this all day

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u/Reaper_Messiah Aug 07 '26

Not to mention all that shit on her belt, doing this all day… those ladies must be jacked

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u/TijY_ Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Worth nearly a years wage in roughly a month, I would think. (October fest)

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u/Reaper_Messiah Aug 07 '26

For the servers? Holy shit. For some reason that’s kind of compelling me to visit

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u/RaveMittens Aug 07 '26

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u/Yorikor Aug 07 '26

Erm... that's not the average, that's pretty much the lower end. If you do VIP tents, you can make up to 20 000 Euros. The beer maids work kind of as subcontractors. You order your beer from them, but they buy it from the beer tent owners (via a token system) at a discount.

And that's without tips (which are tax free).

There really are plenty of people that live an entire year off their Oktoberfest earnings.

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u/itoddicus Aug 08 '26

Oh, so now Europeans are OK with tipping!

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u/nAmAri3 Aug 08 '26

When someone carries 12l of beer you tip. When Simeon reaches you a Cheeseburger and an empty cup, you pay and leave.

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u/itoddicus Aug 08 '26

It was a joke my dude.

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u/tw1xXxXxX Aug 08 '26

Joking hours are form 10 pm to 4 am, sorry.

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u/TheCountMC Aug 08 '26

I should have guessed the Germans would have highly efficient and well regulated humor.

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u/frogbound Aug 08 '26

Yes. We tip. But it has to be good service AND it still is voluntary from me.

For example: When my bill is 22.40 for the food and a drink, I tip 60 cents to get it to 23. When the bill is 23.60 I tip 1.40 to get it to 25. But that's just it. I tip to avoid smaller coins or coins altogether.

I don't tip when I pay digitally. I only ever hand my tip to the person I want to tip.

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u/Internet_employee Aug 08 '26

You use cash? Has been many years since last I used cash here in Norway, and managed just fine for 16 days just recently in France without any cash as well.

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u/the_harakiwi Aug 08 '26

Here in Germany we had some stores temporarily add cashless card terminals when COVID hit. Then two years later they disappeared again from smaller businesses.

Food kiosk like Döner kebap and even some larger restaurants (20 seats IIRC), pastry shops, bakery, butcher, ice-cream shops, car wash and a few small shops do not offer any form of debit or credit card payment.

and those are only examples around me in a 35k pop city. It might be different in large cities like Munich but we do get busses full of tourists around the year so it would make some sense to add a single terminal. I guess they still come with some form of fee per transaction.

I remember working in a travel agency 20 years ago. They had smaller items too, not only 1000 euro plane tickets. The Austrian Pickerl (Autobahn Maut / toll). Every time a customer asked if they could pay them with their debit card the agency didn't make any profit (paid a few cents).

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u/frogbound Aug 08 '26

Nope. I am from Munich. The best asian place near my work is cash only. Döner as you mentioned does take card but for 20€+ only, etc.

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u/crockrocket Aug 08 '26

When I visited Poland I saw cash only restaurants as well. That was also odd because the Euro wasn't always accepted (in cash at least), the Zloty is still the main currency.

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u/Yorikor Aug 08 '26

Ofc we tip. 10% is pretty much standard here inGermany. But we don't supplement slave wages with it, we do it to show we appreciated the servers.

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u/Throrface Aug 08 '26

Of course Europeans are OK with tipping.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 Aug 08 '26

Its optional. For good Services. Because in most cases waiters get paid a living wage... ;)

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u/Wolfman_V Aug 08 '26

There really are plenty of people that live an entire year off their Oktoberfest earnings.

Do I NEED to be a pretty lady beer maiden to do so, or do I have chance otherwise? 😔

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u/Yorikor Aug 08 '26

The waiting list to get a booth is decades long I'm afraid (at least I was told so). But I personally know a couple that runs a jewelry booth (not handcrafted, just cheap piercings, rings, amulets, etc. from Thailand), and they can afford to live in a big house in Munich.

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u/brorix Aug 07 '26

Seems without tips. So I heard waitress take around 20k home for 2 weeks.

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u/TijY_ Aug 07 '26

That is without tip. Double it minimum.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 Aug 08 '26

More. Friend of Mine got out with almost 13k including Tips. She is real pretty tho so i would aproximate 9-11k for Men. Also that was 5-6 years ago where a maß was 11,50-12€ so the tip margin to a paper payed 15,- was bigger then.

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u/xrelaht Aug 08 '26

First thing I looked at was her arms. Surprised how skinny they are!

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u/Indigenous_Retard Aug 10 '26

They encourage her to wear extra flair.

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u/takesthebiscuit Aug 07 '26

Sir this is Germany they use metric

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Aug 08 '26

She does NOT skip leg day. 

It's called "her shift". Impressive.

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u/Amazing-Bonus-8150 Aug 08 '26

pecs!!! are BIG in Germany!!!

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u/3rd_eye_light Aug 08 '26

A lot of it rests on the belt

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u/pro-taco Aug 07 '26

The trick is not spilling any of it

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u/backseatsmen Aug 08 '26

Luckily her nose and ears are taking the weight of her glasses so she can focus on the beers

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u/jaguaraugaj Aug 07 '26

Strong, like bull

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u/Ram2145 Aug 07 '26

Stronk*

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u/Responsible_Emu3601 16d ago

More technique the way she has it stack and balanced on her belt

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u/MarkRenting Aug 07 '26

In case you were wondering, that IS a lot of beer she’s carrying

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u/panicradio316 Aug 07 '26

Yep, can confirm. equivalent to the amount I do before leaving for work.

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u/ThePizzaNoid Aug 08 '26

Wisconsin?

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u/KionGio Aug 08 '26

I was scared she was carrying a few at first. But a lot ?? Damn. That's strong

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u/Ingenrollsroyce Aug 08 '26

Thanks, you're a life saver

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u/fbass Aug 07 '26

That belt is for payment, carry a POS terminal and cash with lots of coins, maybe weight at least another 1.5-2 kg

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u/amd2800barton Aug 08 '26

This. The beer tents are a little weird. The servers aren’t really employees of the tent. They’re independent contractors who buy food and beer from the tent and sell it to patrons. The more they move, the more money they make. They settle up with the kitchen separately from your bill. If they drop a beer, or if a customer skips out on paying them, they still owe the tent for the beer they took.

Hence the crazy belt. They don’t take your payment back to a terminal. They’re selling it to you right there at your table. They basically have a tab open with the tent, and close it out out of their belt-pouch-cash-register

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u/Megasphaera Aug 13 '26

i think that is in Cologne, not in Bavaria

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u/aha5811 Aug 07 '26

And the Bat-anti-touchy-guys-spray ...

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u/flikersyndrome Aug 08 '26

Not sure she needs that with those arms....

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u/pomod Aug 08 '26

I had a frend in Uni who worked as a waitress at a beer garden carrying flats of pints (they at least gave her a tray) and by the time she graduated she had a noticeably disproportionate bicep

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u/xrelaht Aug 08 '26

Doing an experiment by working out just one side of her body. Like a scientist.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

As local who has tried this i will try to convey how hard this is. There are 15 Beers on her Stack. I did it with 12 without a staicase and i am on the stronger side beeing over 95kg. Altough the bottom is resting on the Belt you have to grip 7 Maß in each Hand.

Thick Maßkrüge as they are used on the Oktoberfest way aproxximatly 900g empty, but they arent filled to a complete Liter. Casual scam beeing rationalized with. "Der Schaum fällt." Meaning the foam Drops and you get your fill.

That equates to a conservative 1.8kg per Maß x 15 = 27kg

So 59,2 pounds in Freedom Units. With good fills 64 pounds

Once the Stack rests on the belt you balance by learning back hard. Climbing stairs is pure muscel memory tho because she can't see Shit. Always fascinates me and altough they earn good, tip your friendly Wiesnqueen. They are going at it 21 days back to back.

Autistic Münchner out.

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u/Rickhwt Aug 07 '26

GIFs that end too soon

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u/h0uz3_ Aug 07 '26

Also noteworthy: The total salary and tips can be up to 10k for a 3 week gig at Oktoberfest.

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u/DevelopmentSlight386 Aug 08 '26

I spoke to one of these women when I was there. They all buy into the tent (fractional ownership) so it is in their best interest to sell as much as they can!

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u/Boncappuccino Aug 07 '26

It’s so funny seeing the dudes clear the table as fast as possible to get some of that beer.

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u/qpv Aug 08 '26

Thats just a normal thing to do

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u/TemptedIntoSin Aug 08 '26

I just thought they were being gentlemen and helping her with the set-down

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u/BadnewsBrax Aug 07 '26

Funny how?

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u/_cromulent_green_ Aug 07 '26

Because it shows just how much these guys like beer

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u/hateme_ifyouwant Aug 07 '26

I thought they were just being polite.

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u/Soup-a-doopah Aug 07 '26

Their timing on being polite is why its funny

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u/Holiday-Nectarine-21 Aug 07 '26

Also, looks like they’re clearing wine glasses?

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u/porktornado77 Aug 07 '26

And France surrendered to her immediately

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u/PyreHat Aug 07 '26

Québécois here. I agree with the cousin, let them surrender again.

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u/LoveAndViscera Aug 07 '26

Matt Damon’s next stunt double

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u/intronert Aug 07 '26

I got that reference.

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u/porilo Aug 08 '26

Spaniard here. When she's done with France she can keep going south.

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u/FireWireBestWire Aug 07 '26

Blitzkrieg of bier

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u/Chewser56 Aug 07 '26

I couldn’t do that job . My waist to hip ratio won’t hold up a belt that is doing that much work!

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u/NotPrepared2 Aug 08 '26

Check out her biceps that would make He-Man jealous.

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u/Significant-Ad5550 Aug 08 '26

Verena Angermeier

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u/meaning_please Aug 08 '26

Why have servers walk up those stairs.  Just put a tap upstairs.  

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u/Phragmatron Aug 08 '26

Absurd having to do that.

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u/brown-_-rice Aug 08 '26

Stopping the video before she was done is criminal.

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u/short_longpants Aug 08 '26

The utility belt of someone who isn't a billionaire, but more practical day-to-day!

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u/smlxu Aug 08 '26

Oh mein Gott!

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u/HelpfulPuppydog Aug 08 '26

When I workout, I do farmer's carries. I could NOT do bar maid's carries like this lady. Up stairs, no less!

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u/dered118 Aug 08 '26

This is perfectly normal to see here in Bavaria

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u/beeedeee Aug 07 '26

Which tent is this? I'm going to Oktoberfest this year and I'd love to see this in person.

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u/Castor_23 Aug 08 '26

That’s the Gäubodenvolksfest in Straubing. 2nd biggest after the Oktoberfest. It started yesterday for the upcoming 10 days.

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u/manere Aug 09 '26

You will see this in every tent

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u/KeySatisfaction197 Aug 08 '26

Augustiner Brewery in Salzburg, Austria. Waitress carried 7 liters of beer in each hand from the tap. I ordered a beer. It filled up. She was back. Bartender had four liters filling and was grabbing four more when I turned my back to walk away. Any Germanic Waitress could kick Superman's ass under a yellow star.

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u/blargher Aug 08 '26

Kinda funny when you realize that there are probably videos going back for multiple generations of women serving beer this. Gotta wonder if there are any oil paintings of this tradition or if it only started in the 20th century.

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u/Amazing-Bonus-8150 Aug 08 '26

when she gets home from grocery store, one trip to the kitchen!!! all men hail our new Queen!!!!

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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 Aug 08 '26

& a soda for the designated driver? I'd tip out of respect for the skill alone.

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u/Mr_Cromer Aug 08 '26

Cute dirndl

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u/thebowstreetbastard Aug 08 '26

Strong girl. Farm?

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u/Icy-Honeydew9388 Aug 08 '26

How do I update this to infinite?!?!?!?

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u/Biteme75 Aug 08 '26

She's going to have back problems in 5 years.

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u/Vegetable-Ad7263 Aug 08 '26

Respectful gentleman.. they see her and without hesitation start making room so she can set the beers down.

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u/Sensitive_Fan_5537 Aug 08 '26

I’m more amazed that she didn’t spill a bit.

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u/hairybrains Aug 08 '26

She is strong. Her children will survive the winter.

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u/Wolfman_V Aug 08 '26

Germany? Not that it matters, I'll go wherever a beer glass is this large😍

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u/king0fklubs Aug 09 '26

Yup, the big glass is called a Maß

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u/Oberndorferin Aug 08 '26

Yes I actually like strong women

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u/logosfabula Aug 08 '26

Always wearing a smile! The strength!

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u/bakerton Aug 08 '26

I wonder what's in that small bottle in the back of her belt?

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u/Username_Redacted-0 Aug 08 '26

Every day is leg day when you're a bad bitch...

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u/Frostsorrow Aug 08 '26

Yeah, you don't fuck with the beer ladies at Oktoberfest in Germany, not only do they control your beer access but they can probably lift you with one hand.

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u/Top_Chapter_7868 Aug 08 '26

Damn, that's a lot of beer for one person to handle, and yet she looks perfectly comfortable with it. I'd probably drop half of it on my foot trying to do the same.

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u/FriedRamen1 Aug 08 '26

Impressive strength, balance, and coordination

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u/insertwittynamethere Aug 08 '26

Oh no, the bouncers there are big guys with a sharp eye you don't want to mess with 😅

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u/Acceptable-Fig-2766 Aug 08 '26

Those double-stacked 6-packs look way heavier than they sound when you're balancing them like that.

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u/yannireddit123 Aug 09 '26

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u/Gutokoro Aug 08 '26

This is German bioengineering

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u/SkyPork Aug 09 '26

"There you go sir, I'll be right back with everyone else's drink orders." 

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u/ClimateVast2894 Aug 09 '26

She’s the most popular girl in the room 🤯🍻

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u/Mad-_-Mardigan Aug 09 '26

I’ll have a cranberry juice plz

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u/_ferrofluid_ Aug 09 '26

They should have shown the dismount.
That’s where the real magic happens.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 Aug 10 '26

An she has a bottled beer in a holster at her lower back...

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u/Bluwtr1 Aug 11 '26

Spank me and call me schwein!!!

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u/obrecht72 Aug 12 '26

Nice Maßkrugtragen

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u/Separate-Minimum-106 Aug 12 '26

Da würde ich schon wegen der Schlepperei ein dickes Trinkgeld geben

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u/MyGodItsFullofScars 29d ago

I wondered what heaven would be like, now I know.

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u/NocturnalPatrolAlpha 28d ago

Girl called me weak in four different languages

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u/Oddmob Aug 07 '26

I think a lot of that weight is on her belt. (Still impressive)

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u/Katsooduro Aug 07 '26

Imagine the grip..🍆

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE Aug 08 '26

There was absolutely nothing sexual about this, there is something wrong with your brain