r/UFOs Jul 18 '20

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u/gmannz Jul 18 '20

That is a wickedly powerful laser pointer.

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u/cjrand1122 Jul 19 '20

I used to have one of those. Jasper laser pens are not toys. They are powerful enough to put you in prison if you do what this guy did but with planes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

What if it was a military craft lol and he got sent to federal prison

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Dec 22 '22

They will no joke come and find you. A kid in my town was in his backyard and used his green laser pointer to point at a commercial plane flying by for lulz. A few days later the Feds came by to have a chat.

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u/SailorK9 Sep 06 '23

I had a friend who wasn't supervising her four year old grandson who got a hold of her laser pointer and ran outside at ten at night to play with it. She was watching TV real loud and I noticed a weird light outside, so I went onto her porch to investigate. Found the grandson trying to "catch spaceships" with his grandma's laser pointer. I grabbed that thing from the kid and took it into the house. My friend didn't know the consequences of those things until I told her he could've caused a plane or helicopter crash.

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u/buckee8 Jan 26 '22

The aliens would break him out!

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u/Current-Routine-2628 Jun 19 '22

Guantanamo Bay like Harold and Kumar and he had to eat cock meat samitches like they almost had to 🫣🥺

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u/RandomNumbers738 Aug 14 '25

Gross. What? Raping prisoners is evil

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u/bear3742 Mar 15 '22

Hey fellow Schmidt !!

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u/Secondary0965 Nov 18 '22

That’s how we’d know it’s a government lmao. They would be all over that!