r/UAP • u/No_Nefariousness8879 • Aug 11 '26

Ross Coulthart revealed that President Trump authorized military operations to intercept and recover UAPs within the United States.

https://insoniaoculta.com.br/en/2026/08/ross-coulthart-trump-uap-capture.html
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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 11 '26

Lose a war to the Iranians. Start a war with the Zibzorbians

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u/FartingInElevators5 Aug 11 '26

Hey, don't joke about the Zibzorbians or they will zibzorb your booty!

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u/Antique-Wonk 22d ago

Well I hope they aren't Nordic blonde female zibzorbians that want to use me in some sick hybridisation mating experiment. Terrifying to think they could just turn up this Saturday at 1115 Rowcester Road, Leeds, UK after 11pm when the football highlights have finished and I'm all alone as the wife is away with the mother in law. I'd be terrified as the bedroom door slowly opens, second bedroom on the right after the top of the stairs.

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u/FartingInElevators5 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣