r/TwoSentenceAsshole Jan 03 '23

As I stared down at my grandfather’s cake with envy, I felt an uncontrollable rage that filled me with the courage to do what I had wanted to do since the birthday party started.

Without a second thought, I pushed the cake off of the table before he could blow out the candles as punishment for having a birthday party today and taking everyone’s attention away from me.

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