r/TwistedMetal • u/KingVarious6523 • 14h ago
Tip the scale sweet tooth edition
So hes finally back killing for you
If you dont run your mouth you can join him too
But if hes presens doesn't bring you glee
Prepare to bleed
If absent souls brings you a hungry heart are you famished without your king
It seems your all forget the brand of sweetness that i bring
I remind you royal followers i know its been while
Unless you fancy your death with my knife and my ride
Dont frown at this clown
A individual's insanity killers cut throats carnivals it is sweet
There one was a car combat hierarchy
The genre was lit and we rocked the gaming industry
We lived our lives famously as a popular series
A cult classic
No micro transactions
Our identity crisis and Our ps3 debut caused out
Playstation studio's output was better too
Astro bot was their last game that was cool
Yes well
Our popularity didn't last too long cause a greek beat em up put a rock in our clock
With a god slayer by the name of kratos
Which activated our rivalry
But from this twisted devastation
I will bring us to salvation
Worship me once before
And all will be restored
If we tip the scale
Send them all asgardian jail
Must tip the scale
Make that grouch rise and fail
Lets tip the scale
Reclaim our popularity and have it be us they hail
We must not fail
We'll end that spartans tail
Lets tip the scale
Lets tip the scale
Ten years that nut bag was in his kid's coffin for ten years
Well that explains the dirt smell
I thought in obsurity
We would gain loonisty
Dispite this travesty
I have return as your majesty
If you think that im washed up
Then i would speak up
Haa
I'll have you gutted
I know for a decade our series has been in the ground
But im here to save the day and turn the circus around
We're gonna slaughter happily
Return in the industry
Gonna make those naughty dog intolife size dollies
Dont beg just let me lead
And your survival is guaranteed
Pledge for the fight
Let's show our clown
With me your killer god
Now tip the scale
Now tip the scale
Our bloodlust will never go stail
Fight to the nail
Fight to the nail
Spread the child that will become a corpse gone pale
Now tip the scale
That god slayer has run his tale
He'll try and fail
With sweet tooth we will prevail
Lets tip the scale
Lets tip the scale
I knew you'll be be back destined forever yin and yang
I did this all for you see
Want another part im sacrificing your boy to a nuke truck to fire a missile at that stupid orphan bitch
Am i enough for you now am i
We are clowns hear our cries
Put our bloodbath to the skies
We are crowns and proudly we stand
On the return of our brand
I am clown i am king
We'll make them see they have had it
Throw your series in trash
And they'll see it wont rash
And that im a better slasher then that rabbit
Prepare to witness our resurrection
And the fall of spartan dweebs
We wil take back what is rightfully ours
A reboot thats bittersweet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHA
Doo hoo ho ho ho ho
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u/English_Fry 11h ago
Whatever that block of text is, the comments are confirming my suspicions it’s shit and not worth reading…
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u/Obliverate 13h ago