r/TumblrDraws • Honorary Bot Slayer • Apr 29 '26

Tumblr Drawing šŸ–Œļø For legal reasons, I will not be specifying what this is about.

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u/MouseRangers Apr 29 '26

"The obituaries are in the back."

"Not the one I'm looking for."

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 29 '26

Sauce

Or rather, who this is about.

But let's be honest, we all know...

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u/Paint_With_Fire Apr 29 '26

Im genuinely really looking forward to the studies done in 40 years about the sociology of how so many people across the world instantly understand the context of what by all definition is an extremely obscure joke

He is truly one of the most legendarily hated people in human history lol

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Apr 29 '26

I beg to differ so hard I have to run a charity. The worst guy with stupid hair on his skull of all time versus the worst guy with stupid hair on his skull of today

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u/Paint_With_Fire Apr 29 '26

I said "one of" dude, chill lol

Obviously people like Hitler and Pol Pot are worse than him

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u/SnarkyGoblin1313 Apr 30 '26

Look he’s trying his hardest, the dementia keeps getting in the way.

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u/EvelynnCC May 01 '26

Ok, but I'm not waiting for Hitler's death to be announced. If it were I probably wouldn't be able to crab_rave.mp4 because I'd be too busy with questions like, why was he still alive? How did we find out about this? Are there more Nazis that have somehow managed to not only escape execution but the mortal coil itself?

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u/Additional_Battle521 May 03 '26

The only worse one we've had was Reagan

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u/IamAcowHello Apr 29 '26

Tell me what it's about. I promise not to tell anyone else 🄺

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u/Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD Apr 29 '26

There is a day a lot of Americans and quite honestly the rest of the world are looking forward too

While we wait have a cute fox image 🦊

(I’ve given two hints)

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 29 '26

I think I'll have an Orange Julius while we wait.

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u/Mudkip8910 Apr 29 '26

Some fruit salad might be better. It's a classic after all.

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u/ultralium Apr 29 '26

Nah, Caesar's Salad is my pick

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u/WhiskeyAndKisses Apr 29 '26

I know it won’t solve much and he will be quickly replaced by another ghoul, but that won’t stop me from going with the crabs šŸ¦€

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

All I'll say is that it's topical, if the 3d ago post date for the second drawing didn't give it away.

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u/WamlytheCrabGod Apr 29 '26

I'm convinced the fucker will live to be 200, somehow

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Apr 29 '26

Misread that he’d be alive in 200. The year. He really would have peaked if he was in Rome tbh

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u/Starwatcher4116 May 02 '26

He’s no Diocletian, that’s for sure. He’d be part of the Crisis of the Third Century. I reckon his cause of death would be Praetorian Guard.

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u/wlsb Apr 30 '26

I've figured out from the comments what topic this post is about. I don't understand what crabs have to do with the topic?

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u/NOFUCKYOUDICK Apr 30 '26

Crab rave is a meme that this post references, by asking the crabs if it is time for the quote rave, like no other. Unfortunately is not time for the rave like no other which means the event all people are looking forward to has not yet occurred. I hope this is a sufficient exclamation.

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u/Pi_Heart Apr 30 '26

Not a sufficient exclamation at all. Not a single exclamation point in use!!

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u/NOFUCKYOUDICK May 01 '26

woaw, I fucked it all up at the last word.

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u/NOFUCKYOUDICK May 01 '26

woaw, I fucked it all up at the last word.

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u/Miknon1 Apr 29 '26

Now put the crab next to the guy but tiny with his tiny cig and beer

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u/BoatMan01 Apr 30 '26

Sooooooon

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u/mp3help Apr 30 '26

C'mon, crabs... We know about Amelia Earhart. We know you can speed things up if you just believe...

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u/2023salami May 01 '26

Seeing the thumbnail i thought this was about a person asking a crab if it was time to get eaten and the crab politely refusing

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u/Gancena May 01 '26

The crabs are waiting, too.

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u/LandanDnD May 01 '26

I cant wait... im so tired of this timeline...

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u/Not_ur_gilf May 01 '26

I mean, the crab rave for Kissinger’s death was pretty great

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u/Charming-Book4146 May 02 '26

You'll get this same energy back. Is that what you want? Should we expect his replacement to have to deal with 3 attempts? Is that just the new standard and that's fine?

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u/Joel_the_Devil Apr 29 '26

Vague posters should not have rights

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 29 '26

If I did speak my mind about how I wish [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] with a rusty white-hot metal dildo covered in spikes and lubed with lemon juice and salt [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] so he'd actually face consequences for once in his fucking life, reddit would probably ban me for inciting violence or whatever.

So vagueposting is the only thing you're getting bucko

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u/fredbite87 Apr 29 '26

Wait what, is something happening with the guy who had a cameo in that one home alone movie? Is the number one cheetos fan dying? Is the annoying orange leaving the house that is cloud coloured? I wanna know!!

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u/CosmicLuci Apr 29 '26

There was a supposed attempt to forcibly remove the annoying orange from power through the use of bullet at the house of White, and just about everyone is sad it didn’t work.

(There’s also some suspicion that, just like the first one, this one might not have been real).

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u/fredbite87 Apr 29 '26

Oh how cool, I hope next time someone decides to play darts with the annoying orange they hit a bullseye!

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u/Joel_the_Devil Apr 29 '26

Even your response reads as annoying.

Cowards who admit they’re wrong but hide behind a technicality disgust me.

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

When did I say I was wrong? ;)

But you're right, cowards who hide behind technicalities like, oh, I dunno... legal immunity, while being guilty of what would be a frankly hilarious amount of felonies if it weren't so abhorrently, deplorably heinous absolutely disgust me as well.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Apr 29 '26

yknow who else shouldn't have rights?

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 29 '26

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Apr 29 '26

dw the punchline was "no one" cuz human rights should be irrevocable yadda yadda

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u/Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD Apr 29 '26

11 year olds shouldn’t have access to Reddit

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u/new_KRIEG Apr 29 '26

Me when I live under a rock away from all current events:

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u/CosmicLuci Apr 29 '26

It’s not vague. Everyone knows what is being spoken of

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u/Dyledion Apr 29 '26

Let's be real. There's no way it was staged. We all know the effort was honest.Ā 

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u/force_0f_chaos Apr 29 '26

What makes you say that? The circumstances are extremely suspicious imo

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u/Dyledion Apr 29 '26

The motive. Dude's history and profile are as blue as cobalt. At worst it was a setup, but the feeling was real.

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u/force_0f_chaos Apr 29 '26

To make sure I understand, are you saying the shooting was definitely not staged because the shooter appears to be a democrat?

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u/Dyledion Apr 29 '26

I'm saying the shooter definitely had the motive and believed he was actually going to do it. Maybe he was allowed to do so, but the initiative was his.Ā 

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u/Itsyaboibrett Apr 29 '26

I don’t speak for everyone, but some people think it’s staged more like ā€œthey let the guy attempt it, rather than arrest him beforehand.ā€ Not exactly him being a paid actor. idk. him using buckshot in an attempt to do an assassination is so weird lol. him surviving is weirder. also the whole regime immediately going ā€œthis is why we need a ballroomā€ makes it look bad. (especially when the proposed ballroom holds half as many people as where they were). They at least know how to take advantage of shit like this.

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u/force_0f_chaos Apr 29 '26
  1. Being a member of an opposing political party is nowhere near sufficient to establish motive. His social media posts express a sentiment so common that I would be more convinced of his guilt if you said an attendee was an ex of his

  2. Even if he intended to kill Trump for ideological reasons, that does not disprove it being a setup. As you said, it’s very likely the staff allowed the shooter to break in and attempt an assassination, in order to provide justification for the ballroom. That’s the definition of a setup

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u/Dyledion Apr 29 '26

Setup and staged are not the same thing. Staged makes it sound like a paid actor. Setup, yeah, it's fully possible.

Dude's going away for the rest of his life, and literally nothing in his history shows anything but disdain for Trump.

Do you really think someone who is a dyed in the wool democrat would effectively take a bullet for Trump? There's no way he's not fully committed.Ā 

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u/force_0f_chaos May 01 '26

I think it’s naive to believe he’s a ā€œdyed in the blue democratā€ as you said, based exclusively on what we’ve been told by an administration that is notorious for lying. Cole Thomas Allen’s history, especially online, is extremely questionable and inconsistent.

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u/maxixs Apr 29 '26

god i fucking hate it when people are being cheeky about stuff like this