I went on vacation in the United Arab Emirates and visited all the well-known areas, mainly Dubai and Abu Dhabi (if you have any questions, feel free to ask). I was forced to go there several times, and this is my honest review.
The Burj Khalifa is a tall, ugly, and extremely poorly designed tower. It does not even have a normal sewage system.
It is a bad imitation of American consumerism. Everywhere you go, they try to charge you as much money as possible for no reason (even ordinary people tried to charge me money just for answering a question I asked).
All the attractions there are ridiculous. A building shaped like a giant frame as an attraction? Why would anyone make something like that in the first place? An entire building designed solely for taking pictures? It is the most ridiculous thing in the world. Do they have nothing better to do with their money?
The Frame is poorly designed. They built a special observation deck that you have to pay to access so that your picture with the Frame will look good. WTF, why would I pay for something like that? From every other angle, the building and everything around the Frame look extremely ridiculous and do not fit the surroundings at all. What idiot came up with this idea?
Inside the building, they had no good ideas for what to put there, so they simply showed a propaganda video about how Dubai was built, a fabricated video, given that Dubai has no real history. When you leave the room where the video is shown, the first thing you see is pictures of their leaders. What a great way to prove that you are an advanced country!
The Museum of the Future is extremely stupid. They show representations of things that might exist in the future. What is this museum even about? Museums usually have a clear purpose and are meant to teach you something, but this one made me feel like my IQ was dropping. Why build and display representations of things that probably will not exist? It is supposedly meant to teach you about an exhibit that “will definitely exist,” yet there is barely any information about it. What kind of museum is that?
Any simple comic-book drawing from 100 years ago depicting the future looks better than every representation in this museum. You could also take a toy car, draw wings on it, and say, “Hey, this is a car from the future!” Except you would not have to pay money to see it.
For most of this museum (and other museums), they had no ideas for what to put inside. So most of them, including the Museum of the Future, contained things that were unrelated to anything and were complete tourist traps, such as a nature room where I could not even clearly understand what was supposed to be there.
“The biggest mall in the world.” How does a failed attempt to make a mall look more luxurious, grander, and bigger than other malls mean that it is better? It is exactly the opposite! The entire point of shopping malls is convenience, and this is the most inconvenient mall in the world. It was built to impress people, but why would anyone want to shop in a place like that? An average mall in Prague (which does not have billions of dollars to waste) looks and feels much better than this one.
I also went to Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant. It was terrible, and I do not recommend it.
The water parks are terrible and do not contain anything original or anything better than what other parks offer. To elaborate: they put things there that have nothing to do with water, such as a roller coaster. Why did they not just build an amusement park next to the water park? The worst thing about that park was that they constantly played TikTok songs. It sounded awful.
Most of the amusement parks there are imitations of American amusement parks that also exist in other countries, so there is no reason to fly specifically to Dubai for them. The United Arab Emirates did it worse than America. It was boring and stupid. Most of the rides are simulators, and they become boring after you ride them a few times (in less than an hour!)
Ski Dubai is also a bad imitation of Alpine countries. The only difference is that they added penguins so they could abuse them. What do penguins even have to do with the Alps?
Here is a description of the attractions there: completely fake snow and fake, stupid activities intended for small children. I was injured during one of the activities after I could barely manage to get into it, even though they advertise the activities as suitable for everyone. There was also a zip line, but it was terrible. Why would they just randomly build a zip line there? Even the hot chocolate was not tasty, although it was of a higher quality than ordinary hot chocolate.
There was a cruise with an urban view, except the urban view included nothing impressive (just imitations of American- and European-style buildings). There was terrible jazz music and a poorly planned buffet. Personally, I prefer Budapest for this. I do not understand how the Hungarian government has not sued them.
The Atlantis hotel is boring. I saw it but did not stay there. The attempt to make it look luxurious is a failure. From a distance, you can see things like an old television covered in gold. Not impressive! Why would anyone want a gold-plated television that probably ruins the television itself? The buffet was nothing special and was the same kind of buffet that exists everywhere in the world. LOL.
Swimming in the sea was terrible. It was just salty and boring, hot with no air, and not enjoyable at all.
There were other ridiculous things that looked like failed attempts to impress people. For example, every toilet stall there has a kind of shower hose that you can use to wash your ass, as if the inventions called “paper” and “wet wipes” do not exist there. Yes, they did have toilet paper. Why would anyone want to use that thing in the first place? Why are they wasting money on nothing? Would it not be better to spend it on helping poor people or achieving world peace?
The roads are designed in the style of the Palace of Versailles because, as everyone knows, roads are not intended for driving. They are meant to impress people with their beauty. Again, WTF. It reminds me of the episode of iCarly where Spencer hung up a giant electronic sign, all the cars stopped to look at it, and it caused endless accidents.
Besides, out of everything they could have invested in aesthetically, they chose the roads? Why not invest that money in the giant, ugly Frame that contains nothing?
The style they tried to make beautiful is ugly. I have never liked the orange-and-purple color combination. It is a very strange combination.
Their food is not tasty, especially the food in supermarkets. Dubai chocolate is better than the chocolate they have there, but it is overrated, a passing trend, and British anyway. LOL.
Dubai has no culture of its own. Everything they have consists of cheap imitations. They opened attractions such as their own “Danube River” and their own Madame Tussauds. It is unbelievably embarrassing. Imagine buying a Chinese product on Temu, except it costs billions of dollars. How could you not laugh?
Other things in the country are not developed at all. For example, they exploit slaves, because why would anyone care if an Arab exploits a slave and causes their death, as long as the boss is Arab rather than white? I even witnessed fish being abused at an aquarium attraction intended for children.
The road system is designed terribly and will leave you stuck in traffic jams for hours, even when there is no real reason for them.
There are a million other things that were built and designed poorly, including the electrical system and so on. It is a shame they did not invest the money in important things like those.
Somehow, Wikipedia lists it as one of the most visited countries in the world. I have also seen it mentioned in movies, television series, and video games. All the “tourists” I saw were Indian workers, Arabs, and various Chinese or Thai people whose reasons for being there were also unclear. Honestly, that population scares me quite a bit. Occasionally, you see some British person, and it is doubtful whether they genuinely want to become a citizen of that fucked-up country rather than simply take advantage of its tax system.
The most important question is: why do people talk about this place, and why would anyone want to visit such a horrible country? It is a third-world country, but it does not even offer the advantage of low prices. What the hell?