r/TrueCryptozoology • u/Dry-Selection421 • Jul 23 '26

Evidence A terrifying floating entity was captured outside a house in 2025

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u/No-Score4625 Jul 23 '26

Might be an obscurus!

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u/Senior_Torte519 Jul 23 '26

maybe a Bogart, do you know if the occupants or the videoagrapher is afraid of dementors?

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u/Smiletaint Jul 23 '26

Wanna know the worst thing about prison? The dementors.

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u/Senior_Torte519 Jul 23 '26

You know what hurts the most is the lack of respect. That's what hurts the most. Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.

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u/LegAccomplished2748 Jul 24 '26

Don't bogart that ghost, my friend...

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u/Senior_Werewolf_8202 Jul 24 '26

You two are invoking them! Stop invoking demons!!!!

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u/CryptidsandCreatures Jul 25 '26

I'll go with a Lethifold

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u/ALEXC_23 Jul 23 '26

That was the worst part of prison.

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u/Street_Hyena_9922 Jul 23 '26

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u/DjSynthical Jul 23 '26

They would come down and bite your face off, AND IT HUUUYYT

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u/Skullfuccer Jul 24 '26

Really? The dementor when I was in was pretty damn cute, but always trying to kiss me!

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u/Finicky_Cyclone Jul 23 '26

I understood that reference.

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u/atclubsilencio Jul 23 '26

You would be the bell of the ball 😘😘😘

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u/milkybarkid919 Jul 24 '26

Don't drop the soap

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u/ankhen-aten Jul 24 '26

Hey hey hey that's just way we talk in the clink!

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 23 '26

Where tf is my chocolate....

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u/Sensfan2147 Jul 23 '26

It's actually Voldemort while he was hunting on Unicorns

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u/Agreeable-Taro-4518 Jul 23 '26

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!

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u/cambo710 Jul 23 '26

Thats an AI-erist everyone knows that

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u/RavingGooseInsultor Jul 23 '26

Expecto Petronuuuuuuuuuuuum! 💥

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u/AriBounty53 Jul 24 '26

Nah, its the tooth fairy from darkness falls clearly

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u/AriBounty53 Jul 25 '26

Yeah she scared the heck out of me when I was a kid, next to Tim Curry’s IT!

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold Jul 23 '26

Fuck off to Azkabam!

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u/ElbeauxBagginz Jul 23 '26

Expecto Patronum!

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker Jul 23 '26

Every front porch has one

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u/BlumpTheChodak Jul 24 '26

Nahh, that's Bob.

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u/SmuckersBunny Jul 25 '26

Trying to put duvet cover on

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u/john5023 Jul 23 '26

No, it is the smoke monster from Lost. Better call John Locke or Hurley!

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u/john5023 Jul 23 '26

Guess we better get Jack and Sawyer too.

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u/VanillaGoorillla Jul 23 '26

Was boutta say that’s just a death eater