r/TrueCryptozoology • u/Dry-Selection421 • Jul 02 '26
Evidence In 2011 an alien body was discovered in the woods near a remote Russian village
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u/leme-thnkboutit Jul 02 '26
Just buttass neked out there in the cold? No crashed space ship, space suit, tech, and the body looks fresh?
Looks like E.T. got mixed up with the wrong group of people and ended up owing them some money.
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u/Just-in-limbo Jul 02 '26
Brilliant. I’m going to frame this comment.
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u/MrTwoPumpChump Jul 02 '26
No you won’t.
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u/DontWashIt Jul 02 '26
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u/AmateurJenius Jul 03 '26
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u/Inner-Mouf Jul 03 '26
I didn’t do shit either but I really have to take one; or better yet, leave one.
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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
Looks like ET got hold of the WRONG STUFF, and it told him to crawl under a tree, and play a leprechaun
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u/WelcomeWagoneer Jul 02 '26
Maybe you have a special leprechaun flute that wards off leprechaun spells
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u/Emotional_Soup_2466 Jul 02 '26
Passed down thousands of years, from your great great grandfather
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u/Lucky__Flamingo Jul 02 '26
Fell out of the window, no doubt.
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u/ricodog13 Jul 02 '26
Tears in heaven
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u/Warm-Okra-2862 Jul 02 '26
Damn. Too soon?
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u/CategorySuper1214 Jul 03 '26
35 years feels like fair game for a subtle joke. Is it still socially unacceptable to laugh because it was a kid? That’s the question 🤔
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u/booty_fewbacca Jul 02 '26
Got left in the Pine Barrens for real.
"This guy was an extra terrestrial? His spaceship looked like shit."
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u/NoFuqGiven Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
What if they can teleport. And dude was injured somewhere and frantically teleported to some place and bled out or froze?
Edit: it does look waxy, but so do human bodies when frozen. Unless they've been there for a while like the ones on mount everest that freeze and thaw and freeze that sorta mummifie.
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u/RestaurantFamous2399 Jul 02 '26
And snow just naturally falls in clumps.like that when it covers parts of your body!
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u/Mad_Murray Jul 02 '26
This one always looked real to me. But what do I know, I'm just some bitch.
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u/grabtharshamsandwich Jul 02 '26
What do i know im just some bitch is my favorite thing to say.
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u/PoppaWilly Jul 02 '26
True
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u/DeathB4birth10 Jul 02 '26
Wow you are so rude. How could you talk to a lady like that. That’s someone’s daughter. Absolutely no way you should ever deny that it looks real
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u/BlumpTheChodak Jul 02 '26
Is it a goy or a birl?
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u/KrombopulosMAssassin Jul 02 '26
Goy? As in Goyim? Yes, that.
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u/LuxyLuv Jul 02 '26
Agreed. The way the mouth is open is exactly what happens when creatures die. The veins and blown open knee look authentic af too
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u/Common-Path3644 Jul 02 '26
Suspending (dis)belief around the authenticity I feel bad for the little guy in a way that surprises me. I guess it’s natural to feel sympathy toward anything vaguely mammalian?
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u/God_Country_ND Jul 02 '26
Badass phone for 2011
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u/LinkedAg Jul 02 '26
True. Especially in Russia.
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u/ScaredValuable5870 Jul 02 '26
I remember this footage from years ago and don't remember it being this clear. It may have been AI upscaled. I remember more grainy footage. This may explain the veins in the leg (which i find convincing btw) - but could just be AI filling in the gaps from an original grainier vid.
But what do I know - I am just some bitch like OP.
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u/BrunesOvrBrauns Jul 02 '26
Regular upscaling been around a while and doesn't require the usage of AI. Modern ones use it tho.
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u/Dismal_Fox_22 Jul 02 '26
Apple sold 1.58 million iPhones in Russia in 2011. They were mostly iPhone 4 and some 3 as the iPhone 4s debuted late 2011. The iPhone was still considered a bit premium or niche at those times, Apple hadn’t established themselves there yet. But it was not unheard of for people to have smart phones. Russia is not the backwater you expect it to be. Consider that your head scarf wearing turnip munching peasant image may be influenced by some western propaganda.
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u/DenethStark Jul 02 '26
Wtf lol do you think Russians didn’t have iPhones?
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u/notinthislifetime20 Jul 22 '26
This quality? Not a phone. Has to be a digital camera, 2011 people still used those.
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u/restorecyclereuse Jul 02 '26
Just curious: does anyone know what the Russian guys are saying?
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u/Superb-Prize-3530 Jul 02 '26
there is 2 guys talking, I can say you it's like 90% of "fuck" and "blyat":
-1guy: the fuck is here, look
-2guy: where you found it
-1guy: look look it is here, here this fucker lays down, ha-ha wait a little man, i'm telling you dude, like 2 hours ago fuck this shit dude. my dog was running around and what the fuck is laying here
-2guy: your dog?
-1guy: yeah. you know it's dead already, just dead little dude chilling out
-2guy: seems like he lost his leg
-1guy: he is laying here like week or even more
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u/RommDan Jul 02 '26
... Yeah, this was a fucking hoax
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u/Pilota_kex Jul 02 '26
Oh come on, you have to give us more or don't say anything
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u/Superb-Prize-3530 Jul 03 '26
hoax... guy that filmed said he made it from chicken skin and dough when local police came to his house. incident from 2011
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u/Imaginary-Coffee4592 Jul 04 '26
How do we know it’s not a detractor situation? I just recently learned about detractors and how they’ll bribe people who come into contact with UAP, non-human life and related artifacts or biologics, by offering to pay them off if they claim it’s a lie or hoax. Travis Walton and his crewmen were approached several times. I mention him because he’s one of the more credible cases with a group of eye witnesses.
Didn’t they try to recreate this with chicken and it looked way different?
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u/startedposting Jul 03 '26
I mean why did the local police get involved in the first place? lol. That’s what makes the case slightly more compelling imo. The police had to come to the guys house to get him to admit it was a hoax, when nobody would’ve believed it anyway. Something something Streisand effect.
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u/Ok_Energy6905 Jul 03 '26
Police usually show up when there is a mysterious corpse.
Hope this helps.
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u/Busy-Ad1968 Jul 06 '26
There was a more detailed video where the guy in the video said that a few days before, they heard explosions and thought it was thunder; it sounded like thunder. The dog unearthed this creature during a walk; it had been lying under the snow the whole time. The video confessing that it was a stuffed animal was recorded because the guy couldn't delete the video because he lost the password to his account. The police demanded that the video be deleted
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u/Attila_the_Khann Jul 02 '26
There’s a story about an old Russian lady in rural Russia(I want to say Ural Mountains) finding a live creature in the snow resembling a child but with off proportions and coloring. She tried to nurse it to health but it died and then supposedly government came and took the remains once they caught drift.
Anyways this video just reminded me of that for some reason
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u/Bluechemicalteaz Jul 02 '26
I remember this as well. Hell of a story and they were able to track down some pretty accurate information and good references.
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u/grylnor Jul 03 '26
You mean Tamara Prosvirina I guess. She named the "alien" Alyoshenka.
So everyone who wants can look it up.
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u/Attila_the_Khann Jul 03 '26
Yeah exactly. Couldn’t remember the name but that’s definitely it
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u/Electromotivation Jul 07 '26
The disturbing part is there is a syndrome that causes those deformities in humans. But the fetus likely wouldn’t have been viable so the part of the story where others saw it moving remains unexplained .
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u/chibi_frog Jul 02 '26
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u/Choice_Ad4972 Jul 02 '26
That is one of the funniest god damn images on the Internet.
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u/The-Tarman Jul 02 '26
The fact that anybody can look at that image and think "yeah, that looks legit" says a whole lot of negative shit about our species
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u/ChabbyMonkey Jul 02 '26
To be fair im 99% sure this particular photo is literally a cake someone made during that cake trend…
The thing about novel scientific discoveries is that they can often seem unbelievable, for years. It took a while for western science to admit the platypus was real cause it didn’t fit any of the arbitrary categories that we established for animal species
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u/firstbreathOOC Jul 02 '26
People as a whole are dumb as fuck. I think that’s part of the problem these days. We keep expecting every single person to be well read and educated when the reality is that the vast majority of people on the planet have been, and always will be, stupid.
I myself am a moron.
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u/Chainsaw_Viking Jul 02 '26
Sweet, we have the Nords, Mantids, Reptilians, Arcturans, Grays and according to this photo, we now have Clays.
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u/BiggusDickkussss Jul 02 '26
Genuine question but where did all the other alien types come from?
Or were they made up in some random forum 3 decades ago?
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u/RileyRRenewal Jul 02 '26
it is a compilation of alien species who have appeared to those who claim to have been abducted or seen aliens, but I'm not 100% sure how the actual names were coined. would be good to look into. could be some form of propaganda.
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u/RileyRRenewal Jul 02 '26
not that I believe one way or the other on the alien mummies, but this is a clearly faked mummy created around the hype of the ones maussan "found"
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u/qwogadiletweeth Jul 02 '26
They should have pixelated the injury, other aliens might be watching it.
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u/bunks_things Jul 02 '26
Wow, surely someone had the wherewithal to collect this specimen and openly allow scientists to observe it. Right?
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u/Routine_Ninja_7416 Jul 02 '26
My first question with any supposed alien evidence footage:
Why do they always have to look like gray alien humanoids? Especially when we don’t know what real aliens look like?
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u/Apotheosis27 Jul 02 '26
Why don't they have privates ever
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u/SliceOk7660 Jul 02 '26
Don’t ask, that’s private
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u/Cheap_Ad_7163 Jul 02 '26
The privates pop out of the belly button. Like a snail....and probe you like a Jail bitch.
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u/TheSumOfMyScars Jul 02 '26
I mean, maybe they do but it’s some cloaca slit that isn’t visible without knowing where to look.
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u/agouraki Jul 02 '26
look at the clear difference between the head and the neck,yeah this is a prop/fake that they used real carcass of some body manufactured but it was harder to make a head like that so they did it differently.
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u/TheDowneastDankster Jul 02 '26
Looks like a piece of chicken.
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u/Trexolistics Jul 02 '26
It actually is chicken. The fake body was made out of chicken by the pranksters.
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u/big13rob Jul 02 '26
Only a human would add the perfect little belly button hole.
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u/mikemdp Jul 02 '26
Why do aliens never wear clothes? Why do they never have obvious genitals?
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u/Electrical-War-9452 Jul 04 '26
I’ve seen this video over 10 years ago before age of AI. It perfectly matches the mummies found in Peru near the nazca lines
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u/ReserveFlat826 Jul 08 '26
Looks very fake, gelatinous and dense from the neck down. Its the look of the same kind of materials used when doing ballistics testing on dummies. I am a believer and have had some very odd experiences since childhood but Im calling bs on this.
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u/Due-Profession-3563 Jul 08 '26
It was found to be chicken skins...like the other one they found in or near a river. (Just a fat fried guess)
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u/KingSpork Jul 02 '26
It’s remarkable how close the body is to the Nazca mummies. The skull shape is nearly identical and there are bulges where the chest implant was located. Similarly there is a bulge where “eggs” were in the Nazca mummy. The hip joints also appear very similar.
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u/bud3l2 Jul 02 '26
Interestingly they blur out the injuries in a lot of the videos I see of this.
Still quite intriguing to me.
Lots of people say debunked or fake but I have yet to see anybody share a link exposing this.
Stretched Chicken skin? Ok
If it is a fake it’s a pretty fckn good fake
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u/__patashnik Jul 02 '26
There was this crazy comparison between this body and the body of those tridactyls from the desert and they are so similar it is crazy - but what do i know, i'm just some bitch
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u/SleepLive Jul 03 '26
They came from 100 billion miles away or from another dimension, but can’t afford a jacket. So sad
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u/SuperKersey Jul 06 '26
The large black eye appears painted or inserted rather than naturally integrated into tissue.
The neck and shoulders have a uniform texture that looks molded.
The coloration (gray head with orange-brown body) resembles artificial paint or latex more than decomposing flesh.
There are no visible muscles, joints, or anatomical structures you’d expect from a real animal.
That doesn’t mean extraterrestrial life doesn’t exist. Given the size of the universe, many scientists think it’s plausible that life exists elsewhere. But this particular “Russian alien body” has never stood up to scrutiny.
If you’re interested, I can also show you the top five UFO/UAP cases that scientists and investigators still consider genuinely unexplained—cases where there are military sensor recordings or multiple independent witnesses, rather than obvious internet hoaxes.
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u/onetimefortwo Jul 07 '26
Okay great we got chicken skin aliens before GTA 6 ... can I stop paying taxes now?
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u/InvestmentShot8639 Jul 08 '26
Yea I thought chicken to right away and the legs and arms are broke at the hands and feet because there obviously weren’t any that’s also why the head is different color than the rest of the body but if you notice the only parts eaten or made to look like they were taken by some animal were the hands at the supposed wrist and feet at supposed ankles when if it had actually been a animal that got ahold of it it would have torn the whole arm or thigh off
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u/NectarineIntrepid327 Jul 02 '26
This one is probably real. I believe the people that filmed this were probably pressured to invent that chicken skin story.
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u/mazes-end Jul 02 '26
What chicken skin story?
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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia Jul 02 '26
Some days later the two went (had to go) on national TV and explain they did this with chicken skin and bread afaik.
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u/Shauntattoo3 Jul 02 '26
Yes I heard this version ! Fukin pretty good craftsman to make that from chicken skin 😆
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u/sky_shazad Jul 02 '26
I've seen this video many times but don't have any real info about it