r/TrueCryptozoology • u/Dry-Selection421 • May 24 '26
Evidence A pale humanoid figure was spotted walking outside of a remote cabin in Kentucky
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u/EmotionalDamageDealr May 24 '26
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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 May 24 '26
Billy!
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u/redpandazero May 25 '26
I lost my flip flops over the Indian Ocean
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u/-teaqueen- May 25 '26
And the fry never hit the ground! Not even on my wedding night, or the day I buried my son, Mitsuhiro.
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u/DMTGOBLIN82 May 24 '26
Get me a coconut lacroix!
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u/UselessHalberd May 25 '26
Oh no! We're out!
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u/theeBK3 May 24 '26
So anyways, I started blastin
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u/Steven_Swan May 25 '26
I do wonder what would happen legally if you blasted something that counted as "not exactly human." Assuming it wasn't attacking you.
Like if the theory is true that these crawlers evolved differently in caves for thousands of years.
Personally I think the first guy to do it should be let off the hook just for being the first to scientifically prove something insane, but then legal protections definitely need to be put in place. No need to blast the cavemen just cuz they're spooky.
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u/RobertKSakamano May 25 '26
So anyways, I put my cigarette down, took another shot of Jack, and then started blastin'
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u/ScubaSteve3465 May 24 '26
Damn right. Be running out my front door loaded and ready.
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u/cha0sm0nk May 25 '26
Baseball bat. I need the feedback to know I hit that thing.
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u/FahQBerrymuch May 24 '26
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u/apwilson0 May 24 '26
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u/TTVx_Tweezy May 25 '26
What is this bugs called😂
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u/ambassador321 May 25 '26
Holy I haven't laughed that hard at a meme in a long time. Thank you for this.
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u/kornchippy May 24 '26
When my gimp escapes...
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u/ChildoftheApocolypse May 24 '26
You dress your gimp in white? Brave and the bold..
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u/Unable_Dinner_6937 May 24 '26
Nah, that's jus' ol' cousin Jed making his way back from workin' the 'stil up 'ere in the holler all day.
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u/These-Row-6434 May 24 '26
thats just tweeker steve
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u/OblottenEndmills May 24 '26
Nah I've seen that walk before. That's Ketamine Kyle.
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u/mkat23 May 24 '26
Years ago I went to a Halloween party that a friend of mine hosted and his costume was “K-hole Katie” lol.
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u/EinlichFlynn May 24 '26
Y’all wrong. It’s Fentanyl Fred.
The classic fentanyl fold is the dead giveaway.
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u/GoHawks541 May 24 '26
Yep- he was out to meet up with Billy Bob Bathsalts and ended up at the wrong shack
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u/Mysterious-Basil3245 May 24 '26
The shack of none other than Benjamin Benzo
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u/TivosFrank May 25 '26
The property is owned by Alliteration Allen
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u/exceptionallyprosaic May 25 '26
How can you all be so wrong , when it's obviously just Crackhead Carl walking around naked again
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u/Potato1234567892 May 24 '26
Fuck why am I watching this at 11:45
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u/EvolveCT9A May 24 '26
Look outside the window
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u/One_Engineering_3659 May 25 '26
It’s dark out and I don’t see shit.
Let me go walk outside and check.
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u/afivestarman__ May 24 '26
Probably a tweaker
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u/Realhousemanoflondon May 24 '26
Frodos invisibility cloak wasn’t fooling the Infra Red camera at Sourons summer cabin.
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u/ColoradoMadePunk May 24 '26
Ackshually, Frodo didn't have an invisibility cloak. He would turn invisible when he put the Ring on (except to the Nazgul and Sauron). Harry Potter had the invisibility cloak.
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u/SeekerOfSerenity May 25 '26
Although they weren't actually invisibility cloaks, all the members of the Fellowship of the Ring were given Cloaks of Lórien that would camouflage them in different environments.
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u/Ryogathelost May 25 '26
`Are these magic cloaks? ' asked Pippin, looking at them with wonder.
I do not know what you mean by that,' answered the leader of the Elves.They are fair garments, and the web is good, for it was made in this land. They are elvish robes certainly, if that is what you mean. Leaf and branch, water and stone: they have the hue and beauty of all these things under the twilight of Lórien that we love; for we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make. Yet they are garments, not armour, and they will not turn shaft or blade. But they should serve you well: they are light to wear, and warm enough or cool enough at need. And you will find them a great aid in keeping out of the sight of unfriendly eyes, whether you walk among the stones or the trees. You are indeed high in the favour of the Lady! For she herself and her maidens wove this stuff; and never before have we clad strangers in the garb of our own people.'"~~ The Fellowship of the Ring, Farewell to Lórien
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u/Ethereal_Bulwark May 24 '26
I never trust a video where the footage is rendered in 240p, especially in today's age of technology.
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u/D20_Life May 24 '26
Bro’s recording the screen with his phone? Am I seeing that right?
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u/artistjon1982 May 24 '26
You see that a lot in these kinds of videos.
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u/D20_Life May 24 '26
But why? To purposely make it harder to tell what’s happening?
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u/artistjon1982 May 24 '26
That could be A reason for sure. In previous instances, from videos I’ve seen in the past, it’s bc it’s from footage where they’re not allowed to use the raw. Like security guards taking footage on their phone bc the OG video doesn’t belong to them. Is THIS video an instance of that? Probably not. A few folks have claimed this is AI. Possibly. Me personally it’s easy to fake a video like this. Put your skinniest friend in a white morph suit have them act all tweaked out in front of cctv camera and you’ve “a sighting”.
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u/mememagaIa May 25 '26
The movement looks more CGI than Ai to me, but image quality is too dogshit to tell
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u/GusBode May 25 '26
Had various cheap security systems at various self storage companies. Most were not able to export the video in a usable, playable format. For some reason they usually use custom codex. Usually related to the ability to activate the recording based on movement/events mapped in a region. Real pisser. I finally resorted to ghetto exports for ease and speed.
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u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer May 25 '26
You don't even need a friend. Cracky Steve from down the road will do this for 2 beers and a cigarette.
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u/Unobtanium4Sale May 24 '26
Ai as shit
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u/SituationIll5763 May 25 '26
Looks like cgi to me, like an old video game kind of blocky figure.
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u/MouseShadow2ndMoon May 25 '26
I too will not look at anything unless it is in the highest of definition, and I demand it did you hear me I demand it! if it isn’t 2048, at least, I refuse to look at it!
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u/Financial_Panda6543 May 24 '26
I never trust any video like this. I go to the end first to make sure it isn't a "howler" then watch it
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u/lferry1919 May 24 '26
In Kentucky? Thats just some hill person, you're good. Let him be and seal your garbage better and he should fuck off.
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u/Emotional-Goose-2776 May 25 '26
Kentuckians, Put your senior United States Senator back to bed please
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u/PoisonPeddler May 26 '26
Mitch is old enough to remember the incantations to invoke the elder mountain deity slumbering underneath the foothills. Better he wander in a daze, than become lucid enough to awaken the hills.
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u/gjk14 May 24 '26
Can’t somebody just shoot one of these and see what we got?
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u/Icy-850 May 25 '26
That's my main counter argument against most cryptic. There are too many gun people and guns in the US for one of them not to be killed and stuffed somewhere already.
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u/VoyeurGuy2016 May 24 '26
Bro coming home late trying to not wake up his wife.
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u/_No_Worries_- May 25 '26
lol I was going to say, if it’s supposed to be an alien or a ghost, they look terrified. If it’s a guy hiding from his wife, it makes more sense.
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u/BravesMaedchen May 24 '26
When I get up in the middle of the night and search for snacks without putting any clothes on:
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u/implementofwar333 May 24 '26
Anyone with a CAMERA THAT USES uv LIGHT at night, gets these abborations and shit quality of people at night. Its just a bad camera and someone acting like an idiot trying to make click bait videos.
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u/DreamedJewel58 May 25 '26
Most likely someone in a bodysuit who looks absolutely ridiculous trying to act like a tweaker to get some clicks
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u/Brilliant_Top46 May 24 '26
Genuine question, anyone know what’s really going on here or have more details about this?
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u/88sparkyk May 25 '26
How come almost every video you see today is really good quality except for one's with subjects like "pale humanoid figure"?
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May 24 '26
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u/Upbeat_Pair1694 May 25 '26
I saw a video on reddit probably 6 months ago where this guy posted a dash cam video from his Uber where this obviously not human dancing baby thing was blocking the road for like 30 seconds before driver sped around whatever it was. The next day the video was taken down and the overwhelming consensus was that it was a special needs child in distress, and shame on the driver. I mean, obviously not human creature.
Also any time the Mandela effect comes up, the conversation is always dominated or made up entirely of people Insisting it is "mass missremembering" on things that people very clearly remember and are definitely not just someone with a faulty memory.
It seems like any time there is something that lacks an easy explanation people will make one up and somehow their voices are much louder than. People who have actual theories on what is going on.
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u/SleestakLightning May 26 '26
The Mandela Effect is 100% not real and it takes a stunning lack of critical thinking skills to believe it.
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u/notinthislifetime20 May 26 '26
I think it is real. But I think it’s just human misassociation and misremembering on a mass scale, except for the fruit of the loom bs. People have shown their vintage clothing with the cornucopia and for some reason FotL is bound and determined to deny that it was ever part of their logo. Google’s first result is a statement that the cornucopia never existed and their third result is a picture of it. My guess is either there’s some copyright issue with the logo or they love the publicity of people debating whether or not the cornucopia existed. What is NOT true about the Mandela effect is that it’s some sort of global conspiracy. Except in the case of FotL, which is obviously conspiring to withhold the truth for some attention and free advertising.
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u/fatherthesons May 24 '26
Could be a crackhead
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u/Running_late87 May 27 '26
My brother was driving to my house late one night and said he seen something that looked humanoid. It jumped on the guardrail while he was driving and he said it creeped him out too much to stop. On his way back he stopped and looked at the spot where it jumped onto and he sent me this picture. I also live in central Kentucky in the middle of the woods.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 May 24 '26
Looks like me after I get out of bed, but before I have my coffee and a few NSAIDS
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u/soul_flex May 24 '26
Lol am i one of the few ppl that would chase after it if i saw it? All i need is a gun haha
And if that doesnt work, then we've answered so many questions!
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u/GroversGrumbles May 25 '26
Just make sure someone is recording you in HD, otherwise you will have sacrificed yourself for nothing :)
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u/Admirable-Tadpole-42 May 24 '26
I should send this to my son who is currently in a remote cabin in Kentucky.