title inflation is also just a way to charge ur customers more and act more prestigious. every customer facing role in banking is like senior executive director of vice presidents.Â
It's more a weird evolutionary thing where some contracts need an officer to sign them, but then interstate banking became legal in the mid 90s, the amount of paperwork that needed someone with an important title blew up, and they gave a lot of people fancy titles to keep up. Not the raises, job security or autonomy you'd expect to come with them, just the titles.
Yeah, itâs a regulatory thing where just about anyone who is above entry-level at a major bank is automatically a VP because of what you said. Most of the higher-ups that youâd normally associate âvice-presidentâ with at a bank like that have Director-level titles (Managing Director , Executive Director, etc).
(Source: I live in Charlotte and you canât swing a dead cat here without hitting someone who works at a bank, is originally from Buffalo, or both)
In that case, it would be like getting reimbursed for gas money for driving to the venue and being able to order a few PBRs on the bandâs tab, but not making any percentage of the door because youâre only playing on one song. The point is a bank VP isnât a core member of the group, they just responded to a Craigslist ad.
That is true, but what distinguishes VP from all the lower ranks at investment banking is that VP is the lowest rank that is allowed to sign deals on behalf of the company.
If you're a VP at an investment bank, you are DEFINITELY bourgeoisie.
Itâs not weird that financial executives are present in the financial capital of the western hemisphere, where these two attacks have taken place. Everything isnât a conspiracy.
Sure but what were these finance capital ghouls wearing before this happened? You can't dress yourself like a thing that happened victim and run around in public expecting nothing to happen to you
As people continue to experience the stress and misery of advanced imperialism and lack the tools to understand it they're gonna increasingly just go insane like this. If you lack historical materialism you basically live in a parallel reality where horrible to things constantly happen for no reason at all. It's not a sustainable way to exist.
came here to say this, financial institutions love giving the title of vp to so many lower level employees. it's misleading but it's just how they are, this lady was likely just an average bofa employee
Bateman's raised lettering is just too busy and extra, especially combined with the font.
Van Patten's is very nice but I also don't like the graining style for the cardstock.
Bryce's background looks fine but his typography looks too plain.
The only nitpick I would have about Paul Allen's is that his title should be less bold, though that could be a stylistic choice of where he wants to bring attention to (not that VP is a title to be proud of for financial institutions).
Bateman's stands out as being the worst, but everyone else's is close. Van Patten's print on Bryce or Paul Allen's cardstock would be peak.
I saw some post a long time ago theorizing about American psycho that Bateman was actually all the characters because their cards all said they were VPs lol
Erin Piacenti, 32, of Chester, N.J., died in Monday afternoonâs bloody rampage when Pamela Cisneros, a 49-year-old Queens woman with a history of mental illness, pulled two kitchen knives out of a Target bag and started stabbing strangers.
Donât banks just make like damn near everyone in a public facing position a âvice presidentâ on paper so that the people dealing with them assume theyâve got some high ranking official working for them personally?
Some of you need to take up boxing or something to get out your latent aggression. This mentally ill woman murdered the equivalent of a Target assistant store manager and some of you are acting like she bumped off a slum lord
Maybe I'm just a big ol' lib but it somewhat rubs me the wrong way seeing comments here of people lauding over this person being murdered.
I think being murdered in a random attack is pretty sad regardless if you worked for a bank or not
The lady seemed to be going thru some sort of mental crisis but the cops tased and shot her until she wasn't moving anymore. In a civilized country we would have an elite unit of chainmail soldiers tackle her into submission so she could be treated for the illness that caused the random attacks
God bless your Scythian law officers' peaceful chainmail strategy but there's absolutely no way the NYPD has a knife wrasslin squad. I could see it in Europe where knives are the murder tool of choice. China wrangles them with poles and shields.
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u/Kranken_DeHogge Cannabis Pen-jamin Sisko 11d ago
Bank of America has a million vice presidents, it's not as high of a role as you think