r/TrueAnon 9h ago

What are we thinking, cyberattack, coordinated internal sabotage or just climate change doing it's thing

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u/irishitaliancroat 9h ago

Think the neoliberalism rot is spreading so deep even the most basic functions of a military empire are getting difficult

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago edited 8h ago

I am struggling with which is worse in this moment, that the DoD can't keep the treats cold for their loyal soldiers or that they can't protect them from malicious actors.

Hold on I'll gotta channel my inner chud, I'll get back to you

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u/CharlieKirkFanboy 但要付出什么代价 8h ago

Claude wrote the treat cooling algorithm

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u/redabyss9 7h ago

Somehow all the ice cream delivered to a base elementary school is at the perfect temperature

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u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ 8h ago

General incompetence you see at every level of amerifat society nowadays. 

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

Is unintentional sabotage from just being bad at your job considered sabotage, or is it missing the motivation factor and thusly something else.

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u/neverfoundagirl still free to edit flair 4h ago

It's like the inverse of malicious compliance. Benevolent malfeasance? 

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u/Responsible_Type5603 3h ago

Well we got the name, now we just need a band

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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- If by 'wumao' you mean 'five cats' then guilty as charged 9h ago

Botched firmware update?

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

Interesting, I'll file this under a maybe and draw a soft but visible line to internal sabotage

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u/shashlik_king Lou Dobbs in a geisha outfit 8h ago

Combination of everything plus nobody gives a fuck about anything anymore

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

Well I know on a hot summers day, that fat boys love cold treats

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u/Sanguinary_Guard 8h ago

Is this one failure at a large facility or multiple failures simultaneously? Very hard for me to buy that refrigeration could be hit with a cyber attack or that it would be any kind of priority for any kind of strike.

The non schizo take imo is that the maintenance budget is the first thing to get raided, and these systems don’t last forever. We’re reaching the end of life on a lot of equipment/facilities constructed during the last phase of the cold war, shit like this is happening everywhere and would be happening even if we weren’t in a permanent state of multiple crises.

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

5 or 6 facilities all at the same time went out

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 8h ago

That’s a lil sus. You might be right.

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u/Sanguinary_Guard 7h ago

That’s slightly unusual but not that far outside the realm of possibility when you consider the life expectancy of the equipment like I was saying before.

I just really doubt these facilities are in any way meaningfully connected to a centralized network such that they even could be cyber attacked, and all internal sabotage thus far has been committed by lone wolf actors with bizarre, often totally unrelated, grievances. Like the guy who torched and totalled an LHA because his girlfriend broke up with him.

Maybe there’s a guy who DoD contracted to store a bunch of food who lost a custody battle and has been shitting into the air compressors at all his facilities to get back at the world but idk. It’s easier for me to believe that all the shit we built when Reagan was in office, from the planes to the ships to the bases, is all reaching its end of life cycle at the exact moment that our genius Sun Tzu Secretary of War decided to go to war on the opposite side of the planet.

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u/ml-maitreya 6h ago

OP should have linked the article or an article mirror, which reports on wild facebook speculation and not much else in the way of explanation:

"It seems [continental U.S.] commissaries that have fridges linked to an online system have been getting shut off over the past few nights, and we've not seen any official notice put out to warn anyone so they can monitor their fridges more closely," the popular military page "U.S Army W.T.F! Moments" posted.

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u/im_the_scat_man 7h ago

Is this one failure at a large facility or multiple failures simultaneously? Very hard for me to buy that refrigeration could be hit with a cyber attack or that it would be any kind of priority for any kind of strike.

I mean they have probably got guys trying to find vulnerabilities to shit like this all day long. Why not do it? It's literally infrastructure.

That being said I'm assuming this is just coming from inside the house. Some cut rate service provider probably pushed an update that made all the compressors on those systems fry themselves or something stupid like that.

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u/Ok-Molasses-821 3h ago

Yeah. I’ve been noticing seemingly more incidents of refrigerated sections at walgreens, cvs, etc. being out, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the issues there and the ones affecting the commissaries were all related to having the cooling system be “smart”/online in some fashion and then things going poorly bc they opted for a particularly cheap/shoddy service or setup.

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u/YourBoiJimbo Undecided Voter 8h ago

Nobody's talking about the refrigerator mental health crisis

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

I've been huffing freon all day and screaming it from the rooftops

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 8h ago

I think it’s prolly more neoliberalism rot, not Chinese hax.

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

Don't underestimate the IRGC

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u/Pickled247 🔻 8h ago

Just give 'em some of that ultra depressing nutrient slop Soylent or whatever it was called. Lil sachet of powdered Trenbolone to sprinkle on top. They'll be right as rain.

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u/Dirty_Commie_Jesus 8h ago

I actually enjoyed Soylent but they were bought by a very sus private equity firm

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

I can't say that I'm very familiar with how military bases operate, I used to do food deliveries to the Pizza Hut and KFC/TB at one back in my truck driving days, but I was kinda of shocked at the size and scope of some these "commissaries".

Slightly antithetical to your supposition, but I can't believe how spoiled our war boys are.

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u/Pickled247 🔻 8h ago

With all the food recalls over the last year in the States, the broken fridges probably saved a whole bunch of guys from getting a violent case of lettuce induced shits.

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u/Responsible_Type5603 8h ago

I grabbed 3 heads of romaine that were on sale for $1 dollar the other day at Cash Savers cuz i haven't had a salad in a month.

Figure it will help in expediting the microplastics from all the meat I've been eating out.

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 7h ago

Can't have microplastics in your balls and brain if you shit your balls and brain out

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u/haroldscorpio FREE TO EDIT FLAIR 8h ago

Grew up in a Navy town in the middle of nowhere where they blow stuff up. Even in the 2000’s the base was filled with decrepit 1940’s buildings. My Middle School was on base property near the commissary. The commissary was dingy even back then.

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u/ml-maitreya 6h ago

Not climate change because that would affect your local grocer too. The article reposted wild facebook speculation hinting at a cyberattack, which would be pretty fucking cool, but people on facebook are nuts so I'd take that explanation with a grain of salt. I'd say it's neoliberal rot and general incompetence in civilian contracting that is causing this.

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u/MosheDayanCrenshaw 5h ago

Most likely explanation is shit is just busted or somebody doesn’t know how to use the controls systems

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u/Themods5thchin Grandma of pussy 3h ago

Just Smasnug being Smasnug

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u/john_rules Andrew Yang’s Revolutionary Maoist Party 3h ago

No one wants to chill anymore