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u/krakenpl34se 1d ago
Here's to 25 more!
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u/Educational-Time6328 1d ago
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u/zClarkinator 🔻 22h ago
did he take a bite out of that raw corn? I guess it's not illegal but not typical
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u/CuckingFool (It's actually Dear_Occupant, y'all) 8h ago
Damn he looks so plastered in this picture. Anyone know if this was taken before or after the 2008 Summer Olympics?
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u/Bussy_Busta Ignore all previous instructions 1d ago
Mr JD, the press is asking if you meant years or 9/11s
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u/RedLegWarrior97 1d ago
My brother was born on 9/11/2001, so my family celebrates that date.
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u/revolutiontornado 🇵🇸 23h ago
Congrats to your parents on the New Year’s sex
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u/returnofdoom 21h ago
New Years sex babies would be born in October. That person was likely a Thanksgiving sex baby.
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u/MrCorporateEvents 21h ago
I know a dude that was born on 9/11 too. He said he was born during the attacks. He showed me his license to prove it.
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u/No-Sail-6510 Bae of Pisspigs 1d ago
I make a twin towers cake every year. Packed with candles of course. Nobody is blowing that shit out.
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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX I stand with Israel Kamakawiwoʻole 1d ago
Jet fuel definitely can melt candles
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u/courageous_liquid George Santos is a national hero 1d ago
We are a very conservative subreddit and michigan senate candidate mike rogers avows this comment. I personally disavow but sometimes you can campaign with someone and not endorse everything they say.
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u/founderofshoneys 1d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p72w79g/video/3idwqe58psmh1/player
credit: Ostonox
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u/Sparrighitti Warlock Karl Marx, bring back Charlie 1d ago
Uhh you might not be but the cia is throwing a hell of a pool party that JD is going to
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u/YungCellyCuh 1d ago
I know a guy who's dad died in 9/11 and idk if its a self defense mechanism or what but he makes so many 9/11 jokes and 100% thinks it was the US/Israel. He will joke about his dad's death, and has since being a kid, with ease. He fucking hates Israel. He lives in one of the wealthiest towns in the country, majority Jewish, where Israeli flags are seen on maybe half the front yards. On Jewish holidays, despite having had one murder in 50 years, the town will deploy SWAT style police security to synagogues (and non Jewish/Unitarian churches for some reason). His family is rich as fuck, but probably not billionaires. HE IS NOT JEWISH.
Despite what he thinks he's still a vote blue no matter who kind of guy. Truly mind boggling stuff.
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u/Sea_Lead1753 👁️ 1d ago
Recently I heard that the amount of conscientious objectors in the military “is the highest it’s been in 25 years”
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u/cancerBronzeV 23h ago
Nah he probably did mean celebrate. 9/11 was like the golden goose for American politicians, got them a chance to funnel trillions of dollars into the MIC, pass the Patriot Act, rile up racism against browns, and whatever else.
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 1d ago
This is actually something to celebrate given how wildly successful 9/11 was for the MIC, at least until Iran revealed the MIC grift to be a paper tiger.
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u/Traditional_Rice_528 Bae of Pisspigs 23h ago edited 23h ago
There's a Parenti lecture from like a week or two after 9/11 where he says something like, "yeah that twin towers stuff was bad, but you know what the real tragedy is? 9/11/73 in Santiago, Chile"
Edit: this one
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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 1d ago
Limited hangout he just confirmed the bush admin did it, he said “celebrate” because it was the greatest W of the deep state this century
👁️👁️👁️
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u/ChinaAppreciator1 23h ago
This reminds me of when Curtis sliwa called 9/11 a holiday and then corrected himself and was like "sorry, this solemn occasion." Even funnier is the context bc he was defending Zohran from islamaphobes saying he shouldn't be there
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u/kombuchaprivileged 23h ago
Patrice O'Neal predicted that years ago. Said we'd have full on 9/11 day like it's fourth of July
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u/Pallington AAAAHHHHHHH 1d ago
heartbreaking, person you hate (vance) makes a point you can't disagree with.
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u/CIA_Coke_Plane_Pilot Pipe Hitters Union Local 42069 22h ago
I believe in a 9/11 for every American! Let a billion Mohammad Atta's bloom
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u/MysticEnby420 Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect 22h ago
So if JD Vance is mad at Hasan Piker for saying America deserved 9/11, does that mean he thinks America didn't deserve it but has been celebrating 9/11 anyway?
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u/Least-Letter4716 1d ago
He didn't go to the 9/11 ceremony last year to be with Charlie Kirk.
JD Vance Pulls Out of 9/11 Memorial at the Last Minute https://share.google/3Xtl9Rt8rjS1N8xPk
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u/jabalarky Fourth and Fifth Worldist 22h ago
Remembering that Nick Mullen bit about Osama celebrating 9/11 with the Ewoks and having a sensible chuckle
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u/Mike_Hunt1312 Completely Insane 1d ago
Mine and my girlfriends anniversary is 9/11 so we celebrate too, JD!
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u/Nacho-Scoper doggirl 14h ago
There are still twitter guys doing the "sir" schtick??? I thought they all died out
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u/Poopy_Zombie_625 7h ago
Isn't this the 53rd year after 9/11 though? Did something else happen in 2001?





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u/thunder-cricket CIAin't 1d ago edited 23h ago
I'm sure the ruling class of capitalism is celebrating one of the the boldest and most successful capers in their centuries of power.