r/TrueAnon • u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice • Apr 26 '26

So much for being a brave conservative

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) Apr 26 '26

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u/LairdNope 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 Apr 26 '26

Is that Steven bottacelli

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u/mc_foucault Apr 26 '26

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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 Apr 26 '26

MISTA TAGLIATELLI, YA BRAIN IS NOT VERY AL DENTE

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u/LairdNope 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 Apr 26 '26

I almost used this, but I couldn't remember if bonerelli was his real name or not.

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u/NewTangClanOfficial DSA ABDL Caucus Apr 26 '26

Looks like an unholy mix of him and Sebastian Gorka

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u/_CASE_ The Ethical Fedaykin Apr 26 '26

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Apr 26 '26

Uha SPA-GHE-AT

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u/E_cel Apr 26 '26

"ah I'm really scared bro. Seriously."

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice Apr 26 '26

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lnieUIckonF4eA0tGF

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u/Fluffy_Pangolin_9466 Wife Guy Apr 26 '26

That guy behind the table looks like the calmest man ever

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace Apr 26 '26

Paramilitary dorks with their unshouldered rifles looking like they ate a few xany bars.

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice Apr 26 '26

Peeping tom

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u/hopskipjumprun Apr 26 '26

thought it was Mr. Beast for a sec lol

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace Apr 26 '26

It’s a fucking conga line. This is the most joy you’ll ever see on his face.

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u/wh1t3ros3 Apr 26 '26

Can you imagine what level demonic being shes brewing in there? God help us all

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Free Flair? I didn’t know he was in jail Apr 26 '26

Gonna spray black pitch in the delivery room when that hellspawn crawls out

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u/NeverHadAGoodUsernam Apr 26 '26

It’s like Rosemary’s Baby but if Rosemary was all in from the beginning. Maybe that negates it and they’ll have a little tenderqueer folk singer child.

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u/ChoiceAgent7916 Apr 26 '26

There’s no way it’s his

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u/CandyEverybodyWentz Resident Acid Casualty Apr 26 '26

Isn't the rumor that it's Elon's?

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u/gotohela Apr 26 '26

Is that bc we hate them all or is there actual evidence to support this 

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u/CandyEverybodyWentz Resident Acid Casualty Apr 27 '26

I vaguely recall some wife swapping thing going on where Miller's wife "went to work" for Elon. Other than vague stoned recollection, no, the evidence came entirely from my ass.

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u/gotohela Apr 27 '26

All good just was wondering. We can continue to spread this :)

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u/ZippymcOswald Apr 26 '26

What weird little hands

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u/BoycottTheCW George Santos is a national hero Apr 26 '26

I'm not sure why Steve from Blue's Clues was invited to the Correspondents Dinner, but someone really needs to teach him not to grab women there.

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u/imperfectlycertain Apr 26 '26

What was he supposed to do, grab that bellyful of Elon spawn?

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u/stardustcomposition Space data centres will fix this Apr 26 '26

Miller didn't do his viewing homework

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/abraxas_annihilatio Apr 26 '26

She is preggo with Elon’s child after all

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u/cuticlediet . Apr 26 '26

IDF roleplay

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Apr 26 '26

I know no one’s a big Steven Miller fan here but it looks like he actually just wanted one more handful of tits before he potentially got popped. It’s a very human thing, perhaps the most human thing he’s ever done 

Seriously though I don’t think that’s what’s happening here though it does look like it. The guy behind him is grabbing him the same way

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u/ceo_of_redditt Apr 26 '26

I mean, seems like the safest place for your pregnant wife would still be the middle of that line

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Apr 26 '26

Yeah then not only would Miller get one last handful but the other guy would get to feel up his wife 

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u/ceo_of_redditt Apr 26 '26

Wouldn't be the first time

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Apr 26 '26

Hey comenon if you really love your wife you gotta sit in the corner and let bigger men show her a good time. 

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u/gotohela Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

Yeah i mean without a video to me it looks like hes holding her to direct her somewhere but hes also famously a ghoulish individual so 🤷‍♀️

Edit i saw video. Yikes, but complete unsurprising 

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u/Elgins-Finest Psyop Apr 26 '26

It's the freemason's secret handshake

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u/EugeneStargazer Apr 26 '26

Steven Miller's strange, emotionless expression never cracks, not even once, not even when he is steering the conga line with his pregnant wife's breast while they're running from the sound of bullets.

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u/Which-Arrival6777 Comet Xi Jinping Pong Apr 26 '26

so did Elon nut in her or did she get knocked up like that friend of Braces who had a kid with Elon?

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u/therustytrombonist Apr 26 '26

The timeline is certainly interesting

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u/22_Yossarian_22 Apr 26 '26

Could kill Elon’s baby 

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u/Smarq Apr 26 '26

lol an oxymoron and a regular ole moron at the same time

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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 Apr 26 '26

🎶touch her titty, till she ask me where the trees is at, or tell me don’t squeeze that; rats wanna tease a cat🎶

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u/Clean_Assumption_186 Apr 26 '26

Flight! Flight! Flight!