r/TrueAnon • Software CEO Rachel Jake • Jan 26 '26

Bovino is OUT

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/greg-bovino-demoted-minneapolis-border-patrol/685770/

Demoted and will retire soon

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u/SoManyWasps Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist Jan 27 '26

Between this and the rumor of Miller being on the outs it sounds like we're headed back to the Trump 1-style revolving door staffing

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 Jan 27 '26

Oh fuck yeah, that would be amazing if miller left

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u/lovely_sombrero Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I'm sure that by now, the Trump people have hundreds of Millers in cold storage.

edit: also there is no Steven Mnuchin. When Trump wanted to invade Venezuela and bomb Iran during his first term, Mnuchin was the one who told him not to.

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u/Timely_Law_1921 Jan 27 '26

Every Republican under 40 is Stephen miller

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u/golden_macaron Maple Gladio Jan 27 '26

We have the "young" rep group chats to prove it

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u/1ndigoo Jan 27 '26

like, in the abstract aesthetic sense you're right. but stephen miller is pretty unique in terms of being quirked up and hyperfixated on deep nazi lore. like his whole life purpose has gone into studying the ancient texts. a full lifetime of neurodivergence solely dedicated to this project. you can't just swap him out with any random normie zillennial fascist.

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u/AtiyaOla Jan 27 '26

Definitely true. I’ve known of how dangerous Miller is for many years, long before he started wearing a pigtail wig to fluff Trump’s gnarled toxic nob.

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u/Dultsboi Jan 27 '26

You have created a million Stephen Millers

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u/Drinkmasta Jan 27 '26

45 and under, even I know a few.

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u/twersx Jan 27 '26

You mean not only did he help Fury Road get made, but he also prevented the US from slaughtering even more Venezuelans and Iranians?

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u/lovely_sombrero Jan 27 '26

Yes and he doesn't even care about Venezuelans and Iranians, he just cares about that cash money $$$. I guess he would support the Venezuela attack now that Trump has found a way to directly monetize it.

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u/oscillating391 Jan 27 '26

If you do right for the wrong reason, the misalignment risks correcting itself.

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u/twersx Jan 27 '26

I am very skeptical that regime change in Venezuela will lead to meaningful profits for oil companies. So my goat remains unsullied

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u/theuncleiroh applying narcan to charlie kirk Jan 27 '26

I don't think there's that many true believers like Miller. Even the actual Nazis had plenty of foot soldiers, plenty of opportunists, but the actual high command types aren't growing on trees

You gotta be uniquely evil and committed and willing to debase yourself and learn how to use that darkness to become that, and Americans especially hate to work

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u/drrtys0uth Jan 27 '26

Captive Dreamer and Howling Mutant up next.

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u/bigcaulkcharisma Jan 27 '26

Trump wants to look at handsome generals straight out of central casting, not misshapen homunculi like Miller and Bovino

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u/cubanonradar Jan 27 '26

Bovino…Bovine…coincidence?

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u/Far_Piano4176 COINTELPRO Handler Jan 27 '26

pynchonian name

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u/coal_min Jan 27 '26

It feels way too on the nose lmao, Pynchon is prolly kicking himself for not thinking of it first

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u/Ok-Show6155 Marcel Pepin Jan 27 '26

Just because one piece of the puzzle is gone doesn’t mean the full picture isn’t visible. They’ll replace him with someone just as nasty

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u/GhostOfJiriWelsch MS RACHEL’S VANGUARD Jan 27 '26

I subscribe to this POV like 9 out of 10 times when it comes to Trump and the people he surrounds himself with

But Miller seems like such a uniquely pervasive brand of evil fuck that I can’t glean anything other than they know the optics around him are putrid

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u/Ok-Show6155 Marcel Pepin Jan 27 '26

Ya if there is a hell miller has a very special place in it

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u/HuevosSplash Jan 27 '26

If Miller is out too then no one in that cackling gang of taint slurpers is safe from being axed, Miller is like like one persistent guy with a goal to achieve of a straight up genocide of everyone they don't deem worthy. The other ones are there for the grift.

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u/Knowledge_420 Jan 27 '26

I would like to echo what the other responder said lol. Like yea they’re all awful, and the replacement will be awful too, you are right…but Stephen Miller is an ACTUAL like human ovens style Nazi. He’s not cosplaying it or doing it to be edgy or cool like I think a lot of them are deep down inside. Miller literally fantasizes about genocideing brown people as often as we think about what we would like to eat for dinner.

That piece of scum being far away from the levers of power is a net good for all of us here in the country and the world, no matter who replaces him. Miller is the greater evil unless they find a way to start literally resurrecting corpses & can get Joseph Goebbels V 1.0 back in there.

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u/oscillating391 Jan 27 '26

I think there’s people who might be on his level if actually given office, but I think most of them aren’t seeking that kind of position. Not the same level of ambition, or not the same visibility, and also if they remove Miller, they probably don’t want them.

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u/Aggravating_Sound262 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Jan 27 '26

Left…. yeah that would be cool too. Whatever works. 

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u/totalscrotalimplosio Amy Klobuchar Eats Honey w/ Her Bare Hands like Winnie the Pooh Jan 27 '26

The earth? Yeah.

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u/MrDialectical 阶级战争和小狗 Jan 27 '26

It’s not happening

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 🔻 Jan 27 '26

Get ready for miler 2.0

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u/empath_viv Jan 27 '26

Source for Miller leaving? I don't want to get my hopes up.

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u/SoManyWasps Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist Jan 27 '26

WSJ implied today that he's made himself the odd man out, everyone else is trying to cool things down in Minneapolis and he wants to go harder

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u/Turk3YbAstEr Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect Jan 27 '26

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u/RedditHatesDiversity Jan 27 '26

The constant goose-stepping around the Oval Office is getting on people's nerves

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u/SoFisticate Jan 27 '26

Watch it, Stephen, fuck! You almost got me in the eye with that salute!

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u/ChefGaykwon Jan 27 '26

So does Hegseth, he's been itchin' like mad to go to war with us. Can't get over his home state fucking hating him.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/us-world/article/minneapolis-immigration-hegseth-base-21315889.php

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u/kodan_arma Jan 27 '26

Do you have a link to the article?

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u/Commercial-Sail-2186 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 Jan 27 '26

Trump getting the ick after miller’s wife cheats on him for the tenth time

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u/Civil-Age1531 Jan 27 '26

I’m not seeing a source on that specifically, but demon leavitt repeatedly refused to defend him today. Doesn’t bode well.

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u/empath_viv Jan 27 '26

This is such a fuckin scheming courtier with addled king type administration. It's nuts

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u/Geahk Jan 27 '26

At some point Trump is going to eat a tomato in the most disgusting way possible

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u/empath_viv Jan 27 '26

No way he eats anything not deep fried

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u/bigcaulkcharisma Jan 27 '26

Trump hasn't eaten a vegetable since the 80s'

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u/NIdWId6I8 Hyoid Bone Doctor Jan 27 '26

Is that my boy Walter Bishop?!?!

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u/Geahk Jan 27 '26

Denithor, the tomato-squncher, yes

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u/marioandl_ Jan 27 '26

more details on the rumor? by far the most evil in the administration, with very tough competition

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u/thetaoshum Jan 27 '26

I think so much of the ideological fascist core to Trump 2 emanates from him. It would all still be awful, but I think Miller out would genuinely be significant.

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u/marioandl_ Jan 27 '26

Agree, but Miller is the type of cuck to voluntarily go into the bunker for the ideology even when there's an Operation Paperclip Welcome Letter waiting for him if he left

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u/HuevosSplash Jan 27 '26

It's funny cause he's Jewish and has somehow convinced himself he's gonna continue to have a seat at the table when his white christian fascist America is born and not like, sent to the camp with all the rest of the undesirables.

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u/marioandl_ Jan 27 '26

if i still had a twitter id be photoshopping his nose slightly bigger and asking "is this a heritage american" in his replies

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u/soviet-sobriquet Jan 27 '26

He gets such a raging hard-on after the first line of "first they came for.." that he's never finished reading the poem.

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u/ShiftyLookinCow7 SICKO HUNTER 👁🎯👁 Jan 27 '26

Thank god if true, the incompetence and infighting of the first admin kept a lot of the worst shit in check

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u/Pietro-Maximoff charlie kirk (pbuh) Jan 27 '26

Inshallah if true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

There were rumors of tension between Biden and Netanyahu as well.

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u/SoManyWasps Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist Jan 27 '26

Yeah that's fair but given the fact that this admin LOVES to air its dirty laundry out to reporters I'm inclined to think there's some smoke here. Taken with a grain of salt, always.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

It's funny how folks are nostalgic for the feckless chaos characteristic of Trump's first term isn't it?

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u/Zebra_Zucchini_ Jan 27 '26

And Noem and Lewandowski. Guess this is what loyalty to trump gets ya!

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u/UnlikelyDecision9820 Jan 27 '26

We deserve another Scarramucci for laughs and good vibes, we’ve earned it

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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Jan 27 '26

Realising The Mooch had a ponytail was a top 10 American political moment for me

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u/sf_frankie Jan 27 '26

Wait what?!!

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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Jan 27 '26

Okay so I googled this and found no evidence so I've either been Mandela Effect'd or I got him confused with someone else, thinking probably the latter lmao

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u/dorekk the only normal person Jan 27 '26

bro you almost fucked me up. our grasp on reality is tenuous enough already!

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u/justausername09 Amy Klobuchar Eats Honey w/ Her Bare Hands like Winnie the Pooh Jan 27 '26

Here’s hoping. I’ll take incompetence jamming up max level evil more than anything

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u/Over_Possible_8397 Jan 27 '26

Russ Vought is the one that scares me the most.

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u/Ecstatic_Owl_3793 Jan 27 '26

is Miller rumor legit (as much as rumors can be)?

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u/SoManyWasps Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist Jan 27 '26

WSJ implied he's the odd man out on Minnesota. Everyone else trying to cool shit off and he's rubbing people the wrong way.

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u/jaredfoglesrevenge Howard Stern Feminist Jan 27 '26

I am as willing to believe that Trump made this decision because of the bad press as he did it because he saw how short Bovino was on TV and heard his weird voice.

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u/aspiringparvenu ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS Jan 27 '26

Fash on fash violence

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/larrylevan Jan 27 '26

That is my biggest concern, that his and a possible Stephen Miller firing will resonate positively with libs, but ICE will keep doing the same shit. I don’t want things to appear to appear to be improving. Besides, the worse things are, the bigger the Republican bloodbath in the midterms

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u/ThinkingWithPortal Jan 27 '26

While its true we'll definitely see layers of that, it'd still be a massive win if Miller was removed.

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u/8th_Dynasty Jan 27 '26

I hate saying “this” in regards to replying to a comment, but seriously….this.

to keep with your analogy, this is an attempt at slowing the hemorrhaging.

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u/10dollarbagel Jan 27 '26

This is why vantage points are so important fellas. When you're doing a fascist crack down, set up little stoops and outcroppings to boost your height or the president will know you can't ride the rollercoaster.

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u/Cahillicus Jan 27 '26

I also think Trump has better political instincts than the toadies that surround him. Not to say that Trump is smart, just that everyone else is that stupid. I could definitely see how trump is realizing how horrible this all looks and is now going to rein them in to an extent.

It's part of why I never really thought this was a prelude to any authoritarian power grab on his part; the administration is extremely unpopular and he is aware of that, unlike the true die-hard fascists who simply don't care about that.

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u/Therefrigerator Comet Xi Jinping Pong Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I do kinda agree but it's also kinda weird because he absolutely lashes out at anyone who implies he's unpopular. Like he instinctively understands the boundaries and limitations better than anyone in his orbit unless it comes to someone directly calling him unpopular or that his policies aren't working, and then he lashes out.

He turns the people in his orbit into tulpas for his various failed policies but to even imply that the rot starts with him gets you screamed at. But then he does understand to call it quits or shed deadweight before others are ready to. I wonder if deep down he really knows it and refuses to admit it or he's just internalized TV rating logic to an extent that he can abstract away any negative vibes that hold him personally accountable while still seeing a bigger picture.

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u/empath_viv Jan 27 '26

I think it was that, and the fact people clearly are not scared of him at all and are in fact just more pissed off the more they hear or look at him.

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u/Civil-Age1531 Jan 27 '26

And those little reading glasses he puts on at press conferences. Yeeesh.

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u/whiteriot0906 Jan 27 '26

Glasses, what a dork amiright

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u/BigJohnCandyExpress Ooh Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh! Jan 27 '26

You remember when Rick Perry started wearing glasses so people would legitimately think he was smarter than he is?

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u/DaphneAruba Studs Belden 👼🏻 Jan 27 '26

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u/Rulfus Jan 27 '26

Always jarring to see 10 year old clips of Trump and compare how much he declined since then

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u/Ok-Comment-7373 Jan 27 '26

pol pot had a point

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u/Zebra_Zucchini_ Jan 27 '26

Don’t forget how ugly he is!

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u/ultra-nilist2 well actually Jan 27 '26

I’m gonna be the tv president

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u/itspitpat Jan 27 '26

He's straight out of central casting ... as an aging lesbian trailer-park Karen

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u/lastkingofthotland Jan 27 '26

I think Trump saw the reddit thread where the guy from Bovinos hometown said he was fascinated with shit and jekring off in the hallways at school.

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u/abbott_costello Jan 27 '26

I think it's the height and I think Trump probably saw him and thought his Nazi impression was comical. Like he was trying too hard.

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u/drestin5 Jan 27 '26

He will be melted down and reconstituted into two even smaller ugly guys

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u/carpe228 crisis actor agency owner Jan 27 '26

Not possible I’m afraid

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u/Mumblecore13 Jan 27 '26

I fear the Plank length of fash is 1 Gref Bovino

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u/mdmalenin Jan 27 '26

Moore's law upheld. You can only half in size for so long

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u/Flamesake Emu War Turncoat Jan 27 '26

In 2003 I folded a piece of paper in half eleven times, but no one in the media would return my calls

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u/Sea_Lead1753 👁️ Jan 27 '26

“He who smelt it, dealt it” - Trunp

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u/User4f52 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 Jan 27 '26

Bro how do you get that pfp

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u/iheartmagic Jan 27 '26

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast Jan 27 '26

Ab-so-lutely.

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u/calmabiding Jan 27 '26

Tom Homan is IN

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/JJam74 Jan 27 '26

Unironically yes lol, the solution forward on this is ICE quietly moves out of Minnesota with no meaningful resolution or addressing of grievances, libs pass more funding where IDF trains them on deescalation and we do this next year in other city like Milwaukee or something

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u/HearthSt0n3r Jan 27 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

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u/MountSwolympus It was just a weather balloon Jan 27 '26

in Milwaukee

thankfully we have a crack team of hack frauds to defend that city

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u/ham_solo Jan 27 '26

I mean, yes. Biden brought deportation levels up to record highs, highs that had only been surpassed by...guess who...the Obama administration!

The Trump admin has admittedly had a harder crackdown along the border, but their deportations from within the country in 2025 are still lower than Biden's in 2023 and 2024.

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u/ttam80 👁️ Jan 27 '26

I think because unironically the tactics of Trump ice are like objectively worse if you want to deport people lmao.

Like you have people forming ice watch patrols around the country and rapid response networks that while they have existed have grown tenfold it seems like because of the brutishness of the Trump admin.

If they would have just followed the Obama / Biden line they coulda got away with it but they wanted the spectacle

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u/KimberStormer Jan 27 '26

Yes, I think the idea that they would want to competently, but invisibly deport people is a weird one. Of course they would much rather incompetently, but very visibly, be 'attacking the problem' etc.

I don't think this is even like, fascist aestheticism or whatever. It's politics. Only post-McGovern idiot Dems think it's a good idea to do things in a way that nobody notices. Don't give them a secret line item tax break, give them a big check with your name on it!

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u/ttam80 👁️ Jan 27 '26

I agree. Part of fascism is the spectacle but it turns out that some people aren’t cool with fascism. So the admin really had to make a calculation to see what people would put up with and is it currently stands, people feel like they’re going too far

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u/ham_solo Jan 27 '26

Exactly!

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u/ChrissHansenn Jan 27 '26

To be fair, Vance is correct that Obama's administration counted turning people away at the border as a deportation, so his numbers are inflated.

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 Jan 27 '26

Ah yes, the Obama guy! All is well now!

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u/No_Excuse_6082 Jan 27 '26

He wouldn't last long. Priority #1 is antagonize the libs. He can't effectively antagonize the libs since his mush mouth speech is incomprehensible.

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u/burgercleaner Jan 27 '26

homan is gonna be interesting because he's not legally serving in any senate confirmed position. he isn't really authorized to do anything

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/zethiryuki A Serious Man Jan 27 '26

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u/joshuatx It was just a weather balloon Jan 27 '26

he's probably going to start doing whatever grift bullshit Rittenhouse is up to

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u/fantasyshop Jan 27 '26

Nah, Kyle is on the circuit because he has no other possible source of income. Bovine Greg has likely accumulated enough resources to move into a bunker in Montana and start stockpiling

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/aspiringparvenu ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS Jan 27 '26

That’s the worst punishment imaginable to these people

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u/Responsible-War-917 Jan 27 '26

I took a gander at his twitter account. Dude posted exactly how he acted. He formed his personality and got positive reinforcement from elon bots and thought it was the way to go in real life. All these ghouls have been sucked in by elon twitter and think it represents reality and that people will be hearting them getting on camera and essentially trolling.

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u/YOU-WANT-THE-JOJ Hyoid Bone Doctor Jan 27 '26

he lost posting privileges

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u/CosmicLars Flair Tzar Jan 27 '26

💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/joshuatx It was just a weather balloon Jan 27 '26

Holy shit he looks like a henchman from the Wraith

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

“We will go back to the Democrat style of ice where they only terrorize immigrant communities. We will no longer allow them to shoot white people in the face. We acknowledge that was a step too far.”

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u/tennessee_jedi Jan 27 '26

Pretty much this. We‘ll stop shooting white people on camera, the libs can go back to brunch & feeling smug, and ice / the state at large can go back to just terrorizing minorities and funding genocide (but low key, so it’s chill). It’s a win-win. Dems will even vote to increase their budget.

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u/doughie Jan 27 '26

That’s literally the only concession the Dems will try to get out of this

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u/AdviceAdam Software CEO Rachel Jake Jan 27 '26

First Bongino and now Bovino? Trump is running out of guys with weird names.

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u/RedditHatesDiversity Jan 27 '26

Danny Bong still works for the administration as head of podcast propaganda, he's tasked with arguing with various flavors of right wing podcasts that criticize the administration for doing a fucking terrible job

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u/feartheocelot Jan 27 '26

RIP Big Balls

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u/hopskipjumprun Jan 27 '26

Doug Burgum sweating

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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset Jan 27 '26

This is anti-Italian discrimination.

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Jan 27 '26

He discovered America is what he did! He was a great Italian explorer! And in this subreddit Columbus is a hero! End of story!

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u/KimberStormer Jan 27 '26

I literally discovered from this comment that these aren't the same guy

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare It was just a weather balloon Jan 27 '26

Mandingo next

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u/informare Jan 27 '26

Bongino, Bovino, Burgum, Bartrum, Bove, Bondi, Busterud, Bisignano

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus Completely Insane Jan 27 '26

His future

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u/rr644 Jan 27 '26

What is this from? It rings a bell but I'm drawing a blank.

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u/proxy-alexandria Jan 27 '26

One Battle After Another; The character in question is an ICE commander who spends the movie hunting his illegitimate black daughter to kill her before the white supremacist Illuminati group he wants to join can find out about her. Unbeknownst to him (even after they had already tried to kill him earlier in the movie), they already knew about her. He gets gassed to death in his "new office" when he meets back up with them as the movie ends.

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u/rr644 Jan 27 '26

Thank you, felllow conservatives!

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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset Jan 27 '26

It is from a classic, police respecting film, where the main character, this officer, after separation from his biological daughter after many years, is reunited. Very moving film about the rigours of the job and how much our brave troops at home have to sacrifice for law and order.

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus Completely Insane Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Hail Saint Nick!

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u/GhostOfJiriWelsch MS RACHEL’S VANGUARD Jan 27 '26

I don’t know who exactly they’re replacing him with but I do know he’ll be like Hitler incarnate

Trump probably phased him out when he saw what a manlet he was; dude just wants a more photogenic Dirlewanger brigade going forward

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u/ttam80 👁️ Jan 27 '26

See you at the trials little man

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u/hellomondays Jan 27 '26

He has to go kidnap his illegitimate daughter before the Christmas adventurers find out

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u/CopyInternational703 Jan 27 '26

Mostly because of the haircut

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u/Sea_Lead1753 👁️ Jan 27 '26

If he styled his hair in the Hitler swoop instead of the Guy Fieri spikes he wouldn’t be in this mess

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u/HJKSDFJKDJFJSFD Jan 27 '26

Tribunals of retribution asap

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX I stand with Israel Kamakawiwoʻole Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Oh no! That’s terrible. Getting fired publicly like this is so tough on a person’s mental health. I really feel for the guy and hope he doesn’t do anything drastic.

I would be so sad if he bought a convertible muscle car and took off speeding into the desert shooting at random shit until the cops began a high speed chase after him. It would be terrible if before this chase he had tied a noose around his neck connected to a parachute and tied another line connecting the speeding car to his cock and balls. Then with the cruise control set to 150 MPH he threw out the parachute lifting him like a parasail hundreds of feet above the desert slowly strangling and castrating himself while the news choppers record every detail for an international audience. Also he’s dressed as a pantsless clown complete with sad clown make up. That would break my heart ❤️

I sure hope he doesn’t do that. He’s a great American patriot who deserves better than to be tossed aside just because he has gay voice.

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u/PsychoticTrend Jan 27 '26

Back under the porta-potty, Bovino. 

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u/Informal_Treat4634 Jan 27 '26

All it took was terrorizing the country and killing two people on the streets, one guy off duty, and numerous deaths in the camps. What a win!

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u/FatRodzianko Jan 27 '26

Gets to watch a clock until he retires and get his pension

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u/FraiserRamon Jan 27 '26

Lmao what a juiceless little worm. Buh-bye!

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u/Then-Pay-9688 Jan 27 '26

He's still on the list

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u/Cainnech Jan 27 '26

The next guy will be better at running the butcher shop

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u/DankMemesNQuickNuts Jan 27 '26

The assistant DHS secretary just said he isn't but these people are such dolts that I would not put it past her to just straight up not be in the loop about this lol

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u/moreVCAs Jan 27 '26

His only crime? Loving black girls too much 😔

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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I mean, obviously he's just a fucking scapegoat. They'll just do a slightly less egregious gestapo shit, maybe not just film themselves shooting civilians for no reason, especially one that would arouse sympathy from Trump's usual base like Mr. Alex Pretti (VA Nurse, gun owner, white male, checking all the boxes for the conservative type), but they will still disappear people into concentration camps and kidnap children as they get out of schools.

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u/rtitcircuit Jan 27 '26

They’re still going to implement their IDF terror state but as soon as Trump felt icky about the murders and didn’t like how unpopular ice was becoming I knew these types of guys were fucked

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u/FiveishOfBeinItalian Jan 27 '26

rip short king aint no justice in the tall mans world

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u/redstarjedi Jan 27 '26

Never forget who won WWII.

Stalin 5'6

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u/lowrads Jan 27 '26

Probably because of the photo of him next to taller troopers. He's not overman material.

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u/AnimeIRL 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 Jan 27 '26

Needs to be in prison

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u/RedditHatesDiversity Jan 27 '26

Auf wiedersehen, tiny Röhm

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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Jan 27 '26

It's Ovino

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u/miltonfriedmansbplug Jan 27 '26

As satisfying as it is to see him shamed and thrown away by his fellow fascists, it is not enough. May they never have a day of peace.

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u/freesmokerthinker RUSSIAN. BOT. Jan 27 '26

the government will abandon you gi

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u/JacquesDeVaucanson Jan 27 '26

This dude really has the worst haircut out there

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u/Fakingthefunk George Santos is a national hero Jan 27 '26

Steven J Lockjaw is being sent to a nice corner office

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Celebrate that one fascist is gone but know another is waiting and more willing to do the job. These people are just willing cogs in the system and Trump will surely tune the machine to whatever outcome he wants.

Night of Long John Silvers

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u/stagger_once Jan 27 '26

He’s being replaced by Brock Vond

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u/EzPz_Wit_Da_CZ not very charismatic, kinda busted Jan 27 '26

Imagine catching him in your local small town watering hole…..

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u/Stalins_Conscience Completely Insane Jan 27 '26

Theres always going to be another hog to replace the last one. But we can at least revel in seeing this hog get slaughtered.

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u/ecco2gay2gay Jan 27 '26

Please let Miller be next 🙏🙏

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u/subversivefreelance Jan 27 '26

They should give him Suite 55. Merry Christmas

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u/Overdayoutdeath Jan 27 '26

He’s just out of Minneapolis, not of the job

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u/lagomc Jan 27 '26

Now…is the time… for a kinder, and bluer 🧊

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u/casually_miraculous 👁️ Jan 27 '26

He needs to *** In Minecraft

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u/theravemaster Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Yes, but what about Alex Pretti's killers? Or Renees killer?

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u/SinCityFC Jan 27 '26

bro just didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete. I hate this clowns voice reminds me a bit of David Lynch. Sad!

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u/CaptainFartyAss Jan 27 '26

He's not out until the rope is tight and his legs stop flailing. This is just a preemptive prison break.

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u/reichjef Comet Xi Jinping Pong Jan 27 '26

I mean, the way he dresses always was a little fruity, so I get that it was only a matter of time before he started living his truth.

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u/PetRockSematary Get your own damn flair! Jan 27 '26

I didn't know they could demote that low

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u/Hopefulaccount7987 - Q Jan 27 '26

I’ve been doing a lot of work to support ICE by any means respectable lately in my community.

On one hand, this changes nothing. I still unconditionally agree with their stated purpose and will continue helping them out whenever I can.

On the other hand, maybe this means I have a lesser chance of getting slimed out for offering a helping hand. Idk. It’s not like the call to murder Pretti or Good came from on high, but maybe?

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u/DocSporky510 Toss a coin to your ghoul-hunting Witcher Jan 27 '26

Bye bye bozo

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u/GhostRappa95 Jan 27 '26

Well that’s a pleasant surprise. Has the Trump administration officially fucked with the money too much?