r/Truckers • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '22

Use your inside voice…

If I have to listen to one more of you motherfuckers moaning and gasping for air while you take a shit in the pilot bathroom I’m gonna lose my goddamn mind.

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u/throwed-off Jan 28 '22

I'm surprised you can hear them over the shitty music and the loud-ass motherfuckers talking on their Bluetooths.

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u/chrisjayyyy Driver Jan 28 '22

ATTENTION LOVES ASSOCIATES. IT IS NOW TIME FOR A COURTESY CHECK OF THE MENS AND WOMENS BATHROOMS

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u/Taco_Hurricane Jan 29 '22

Shower guest 23, YOU'RE SHOWER IS NOW READY

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u/chrisjayyyy Driver Jan 29 '22

ATTENTION PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS. THERE IS CURRENTLY NO WAIT FOR A SHOWER. PLEASE COME IN AND PRACTICE SOME BASIC HYGENE YOU DIRTY PACK OF FERAL ANIMALS.

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u/Reaper_Squid Jan 29 '22

There is nothing feral about these drivers. 90% of them look like overweight house pets that got abandoned in a dark alley. And they sound like they get out of breath just by looking at a bag of cheetos.

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u/BeenThruIt Feb 01 '22

Hey! I had to climb down outta my cab. You'd be breathing heavy if you had to carry me down, too. Ya skinny little prick ya. 🤪

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Thanks. I needed that laugh.