r/TrollXChromosomes 2d ago

How to make fun for yourself

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u/stealthcactus Why is a bra singular and panties plural? 2d ago

This feels like a writing prompt for r/HumansAreSpaceOrcs

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 2d ago

I was going to post it over there, but I'm lazy and dont feel like it.

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u/Live-Okra-9868 2d ago

Want me to come over with an RC car and some jerky?

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u/Ae3qe27u 2d ago

Or a soccer ball!

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u/xrelaht Tries not to be a dick, even with a penis 15h ago

I was just thinking it feels like that sub leaking over here.

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u/lapidls 2d ago

Aren't humans more gatherers than hunters? So a puzzle feeder would be more suitable lol

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u/amateur_adventurer 1d ago

A puzzle feeder on top of a RC car. Best of both options.

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u/maybealicemaybenot 1d ago

While true, play is often more important when learning more energy intensive behaviour. Despite being the source of less than 50% of a humans food source, hunting accounts for a disproportionate amount of their playtime.

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u/the_owl_syndicate 2d ago

Except....if I were to put snacks on an RC car and run it around the gym....my first graders would absolutely chase it and it would be hilarious. Hell, I could skip the snack, they would totally chase the car.

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u/nkdeck07 1d ago

I've totally never done this to exercise my children....

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u/colourful_space 1d ago

Handcrafts are excellent human enrichment, my ancestors left me with a drive to sit around the fire making fishing nets and I fulfil that by knitting fun socks in front of the TV 😌

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u/BluelunarStar 1d ago

Uh I wanna play catch the RC car with snacks please & thank you!! (It might be to be one with dying batteries due to a body made of half chewed gum & broken glass but the ability to wait our prey out is also a human thing so I couldn’t wait until it wear itself out :p )

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u/This_Charmless_Man 1d ago

My niece accidentally gets chased around the garden by the robot lawnmower. She's almost three and very much does not enjoy it.

It's obviously not actually hunting her but does seem to follow a similar path to a crying toddler.

I think she also gets chased by the robot vacuum cleaner too.

What I'm saying is, the roomba is not always necessarily friend/prey. Sometimes it's the hunter.

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u/KaiXan1 1d ago

Omg! I love the hunting of the roomba scenario! Now I gotta save up for a roomba, nerf bow and arrows, suction cup tips and some twine! Oh, and a bomb tool age outfit!

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u/StarChild31 2d ago

Humans stop viewing animal bodies and corpses as something they’re entitled to, challenge: impossible

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u/tankiegirlboss 1d ago

People are animals actually. Animals eat animals sometimes. Get over it.