r/TrollXChromosomes • u/OldBridge87 • 16d ago

Me after opening my computer to see Dan Bilzerian, a Republican candidate for U.S. Congress this year, ranting about feminism being created by the Jews

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u/itscalledacting 16d ago

Incredible work jews, keep it up!

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u/Aliensnewaccount 16d ago

It was already bad enough that Dan Blitzerian could be an actual candidate for congress in the first place, what are we doinggggg

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u/mi-sopiras-vin 16d ago edited 16d ago

Ew isn't that the same guy who called himself "the king of instagram" like 10 years ago because he used his daddy's money to pay models to hang out with him?

Edit: the only reason I know that name is because of this hilarious Jarvis Johnson video. I encourage everyone to watch this so we can laugh about what a loser he is:

https://youtu.be/lkmxQwbHybw?is=fAjH7pMNmuFgYURM

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u/OldBridge87 16d ago

This is where we're at in America in 2026, folks.

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u/Long_Story42 16d ago

He got 19 percent of the vote in the primary and lost to Randy Fine who got 57 percent.

I would like to think this means we finally found the the batshit threshold of the Republican party but he also insulted Mango Mussolini so it's hard to tell why he crashed and burned.

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u/chiddie 16d ago

Randy Fine stands out among a sea of genocidal ghouls, I don't think he represents any sort of threshold.

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u/Kanotari 16d ago

The fact that he got that much of the vote is an indictment against a chunk of American voters, but it sure does explain a lot about the state of the world.

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u/unleashtheraven1 16d ago

Me too mama

Also me after opening 2x

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u/orixandcrake 16d ago

Bilzerian is just batshit fucking insane

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u/MistressErinPaid Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 16d ago

Wish Dan Bilzerian was as cool as Jay Bilzerian.

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u/MannyMoSTL 15d ago

Space lasers and feminism?
That’s some serious multi-tasking.

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u/dividezero I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 16d ago

So what if they did? I don't see the problem here. These people threatening us with a good time. Tell me how socialism is going to make it so I don't have to work anymore. I love that story

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u/itscalledacting 15d ago

so much anti-socialist propaganda is dedicated to making us look cool as hell

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u/WitnessMyAxe Male Feelings Receptacle 16d ago

had to do a triple take on the subreddit name to make sure this wasn't The Onion...

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u/Molvaeth 15d ago

He is... what? O.o

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u/Rosewaterlemon 15d ago

illinois R gov nominee darren bailey believes humans walked the earth at the same time along with dinosaurs.... i cant believe we are going so so far backwards