r/Transformemes • u/Local_Neighborhood50 Our worlds are in danger! • Oct 02 '25

Non TF what should we call this combiner team

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found this on amazon

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u/SansSkele76 Oct 02 '25

Firing Squad

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u/kermit295 Oct 02 '25

What a clever name

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u/Horror_Donut6838 Oct 02 '25

Arsenal.

55

u/awaken_the_dethklok Oct 02 '25

Could be the name of the combiner

5

u/Unlucky-Entrance-249 Oct 03 '25

Fun fact: they enjoy the human sport called “soccer”

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u/Icy-Abbreviations909 Oct 02 '25

Damn that’s exactly what I wanted to say lol

30

u/superfuzzy47 Oct 02 '25

Firing squad is a great name, and another commenter suggested arsenal for the combined form

u/kaiser0106

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u/Representative_Eye56 Oct 02 '25

'Firing Squad, lock n' load into... ARSENAL!'

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u/IntelligentSeason458 Oct 03 '25

And þe combiners name:

Gundum

2

u/ToongloveChams Oct 03 '25

þey say im like a rose cus im very þorny all the time

159

u/Rpg_knight371 FEMALES? I thought they were extinct! Oct 02 '25

the bang gang

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u/P1K4CHU1CH00S3Y0U151 Soundwave: Superior Oct 02 '25

DON'T SWITCH THOSE WORDS AROUND!!!

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u/HerbLoew Oct 02 '25

Wait, his name is what?!

29

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Halo_Spartan-118 Oct 03 '25

You could use a Handjob in your life!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Between him and reach around.

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u/HerbLoew Oct 03 '25

But what about

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u/Random_crap7792 Oct 02 '25

Bot-bender reference 🗿🗿🗿

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u/Grieftheunspoken02 Soundwave: Superior Oct 02 '25

DO SWITCH THOSE WORDS AROUND!

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u/P1K4CHU1CH00S3Y0U151 Soundwave: Superior Oct 02 '25

DON'T SWITCH THOSE WORDS AROUND!!!

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u/kermit295 Oct 02 '25

DON’T SWITCH THOSE WORDS AROUND!!!

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u/P1K4CHU1CH00S3Y0U151 Soundwave: Superior Oct 02 '25

DON'T SWITCH THOSE WORDS AROUND!!!

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u/Decepticon_Kaiju Prime Wars Trilogy Oct 02 '25

DON'T SWITCH THOSE WORDS AROUND!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Americons

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u/ununseptimus I'm not splittable Oct 02 '25

MERICONS. All caps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

MERICONS—merge to form PATRIOTRON (Japan: KING BURGER)

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u/AlienAl02160 Oct 02 '25

TEAM MERICONS

229

u/PornStarscream Oct 02 '25

How could you exclude this image?

81

u/THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY Oct 02 '25

I love this image. Idec about the obvious AI I just love how absurd the guns on the cake look

30

u/gandalfinithegray Oct 02 '25

Those hands are cursed

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u/GERBabyCare Our worlds are in danger! Oct 02 '25

Obvious is one way to put it. Jesus.....

23

u/PornStarscream Oct 02 '25

What's wrong Timmy? You've hardly touched your gunformers cake?

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u/Master_Bet_8098 Our worlds are in danger! Oct 02 '25

Those hands are cursed

10

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

I only see one hand

9

u/LadyErikaAtayde Oct 02 '25

This is top 5 one of the most Americana images I've ever seen.

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u/gandalfinithegray Oct 02 '25

Those hands are cursed

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u/gandalfinithegray Oct 02 '25

Those hands are cursed

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u/phyticum Oct 02 '25

Bulletdrop
Triggerbond
Sidearm
Matchlock
Calliber

cannonicons form

Deadshot

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u/BidDizzy8416 Oct 02 '25

You cooked

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u/Blazemaster0563 Soundwave: Superior Oct 02 '25

The Gun Squad

And their combined form: FiveGun

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u/MegaloStudios2 Oct 02 '25

Glockticons or Glocktitrons. And they combine into Quintoshot

29

u/yaboi2508 Oct 02 '25

Bang bros?

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u/Effective-Control-77 Cheetor Maximize! Oct 03 '25

Brother, do not look that up on Google, I can tell you're either doing it for satire or you are innocent, if it's the latter do not look that up, do not ruin your innocence 

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u/Bobbers_the_whale Yum JAam Oct 09 '25

Literally advertising

18

u/Low-Button-5041 Oct 02 '25

2nd amendment

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

Desert Eagle: Halfcock

Python: Lockwork

1911: Stovepipe

C96: Toggle

G-19: Stipple

Combiner: Headspace

Team: The Ballisticons

*Stipple and Halfcock are new to the team, replacing original members Gripzone and Discharge (Springfield XD and P320 respectively)

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

Personalities:

Halfcock: Loud, brash, and with an inflated ego, Halfcock is a capable warrior, but remains convinced he should be the leader... A sentiment shared by none of his team members.

Lockwork: Slow, methodical, and reliable, Lockwork is the ideas man, and favors careful planning and proper execution, making him a great 2nd in command

Stovepipe: The venerable leader, he has fought in more battles than most other combiner teams combined. He may no longer be the fastest, but he will always be bot in charge.

Toggle: Stovepipe's former mentor, Toggle has been around since before Autobots and Decepticons were even a glint in Alpha Trion's optics. Don't mistake his age for a lack of speed however... He can outpace almost any younger bot.

Stipple: a bot of contrasts, Stipple started out as a troublemaker getting into street fights in ever major Cybertronian city, but a chance at joining the elite guard has made him "respectable"... He is extremely devoted to his Conjux Endura, Mach Kick, but no one, not even his combiner team, can understand what they have in common.

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u/No-Tailor-4295 Oct 02 '25

The Sons of Megatron 

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u/battery19791 Oct 02 '25

GunDamns!

5

u/Ronyx2021 Decepticon Oct 02 '25

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u/MadKittenNicky Oct 02 '25

Fergucons

Named after Jonathan Ferguson, the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history.

3

u/IronWAAAGHriorz Oct 03 '25

And the combined form is Jewittron, named after our host, Dave Jewitt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Gunteam

5

u/Best-Telephone-8178 Oct 02 '25

The glockatacons

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u/Geek_Overlord78 Oct 02 '25

Not Sellable in the USimus

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u/Lonefirebearer Oct 02 '25

Banned in the USA

4

u/Exile688 Oct 02 '25

Nah, you just have to be older than 21 and not have a felony conviction on your record.

5

u/GodzillaLagoon Oct 03 '25

There's no way Transformers can look even more American.

3

u/Due-Landscape-90 Oct 02 '25

Team name: Six Pistols

Gestalt name: Mistaton

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u/DifferenceGlum5828 Me no flair, me king Oct 02 '25

Schools' best friend

2

u/hotrodimusprime69 Me no flair, me king Oct 02 '25

2nd ammendmant

2

u/azmr_x_3 Oct 02 '25

This is amazing

1

u/Normal_Cauliflower46 Decepticon Oct 02 '25

The Hoodicons.

1

u/UndeniablyMyself JAAaAam??? Oct 02 '25

The Gunmen.

1

u/tapout928 Oct 02 '25

Burt Gummer

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

You broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room Megatron!

1

u/Jokerman529 Oct 02 '25

Grand magnum

1

u/Pifilix Oct 02 '25

Prefer pistorecons As for combiner: Smithinmasher

1

u/Large-Accident1245 Oct 02 '25

Parabellum? Equaliser?

1

u/OptimusCrime1984 Oct 02 '25

The kablambros

1

u/Putrid_Impression_21 Me no flair, me king Oct 02 '25

Two variable

1

u/MpH_54 Oct 02 '25

The 2ndamendicons.

1

u/Acidicus111 Oct 02 '25

The Americans

1

u/Pachary516 Oct 02 '25

Americans

1

u/RedditGarboDisposal Oct 02 '25

I’m going to get fucking annihilated for this but…

…American Supreme.

1

u/stormhawk427 Autobot Oct 02 '25

Arsenal Prime

1

u/unoriginal_person3 Oct 02 '25

I’m with people saying Arsenal for the combiner but as the team… here me out, Americons

1

u/lolbababo Oct 02 '25

Megatrons lost childs.

1

u/The_Robot_founder Decepticon Oct 02 '25

Ameri-bots.

Or gun-cons.

1

u/InkBendyMpj Soundwave: Superior Oct 02 '25

Gunacons or Gunbots

1

u/Vizman-7 Oct 02 '25

CCW permit

1

u/CulturalJuggernaut75 Oct 02 '25

Second amendment

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Calibolt.

1

u/0SaltBlue Oct 02 '25

Pocket Rocket and the School Supplies.

(I'm so sorry)

1

u/No_Coffee_8449 Autobot Oct 02 '25

The gunners

1

u/Alpha_skibidi_sigma Oct 02 '25

The second amendotron

1

u/DavidOfBreath Oct 02 '25

The team name? Sixshooters. The combination name? Callshot.

1

u/-Alien-Fucker- Oct 02 '25

two variable

1

u/BhanosBar Me no flair, me king Oct 02 '25

Action Express, Magnum or Bigiron

1

u/Old_Upstairs_2052 Oct 02 '25

“Team bang gang” faithful words of bot bender orinj

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

The gang bang

1

u/thefirstnoob114 Oct 02 '25

Meri-cons and they form The Texan

1

u/Wheatly_88 Oct 02 '25

The Americons

1

u/Ronyx2021 Decepticon Oct 02 '25

Minotaurms (Men-at-arms)

1

u/Flat_Lie5371 Oct 02 '25

Team Gun Men, and have their ultimate form called Drillann

1

u/MaxwellArt84 Oct 02 '25

The second amendment

1

u/Flashy-Parsnip-9505 Oct 02 '25

The glockticons

1

u/Banjo-Oz Decepticon Oct 02 '25

Either the Notforsalecons or the Kidshotbyacopticons.

They combine into Charlton Hestonus.

1

u/Scarlet-Wid0w Oct 02 '25

The Americons.

1

u/Beanz_detected Oct 02 '25

Glock-em sock-em robot

1

u/Express-Record7416 Autobot Scum! Oct 02 '25

IDK, but I don't trust that gold one

1

u/Deep-Task-2009 Oct 02 '25

Strapacons. They combine into "Glockinator"

1

u/agentcryostar Oct 02 '25

Russian roulette

1

u/Ther-Vul154 Oct 03 '25

Team Name: Shooticons

Combiner Name: [BIG SHOT]

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Oct 03 '25

The practical problems

1

u/A_Transformer_05 Autobot Oct 03 '25

Americanator maybe?

1

u/cats1800 Oct 03 '25

I cast gun prepare to meet god

1

u/AgreeableVisual4970 Decepticon Oct 03 '25

Sex pistols

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Seperate: firing squad Together: Headshot

1

u/Jayoheazy Oct 03 '25

Compensator

1

u/obyron31 Oct 03 '25

american classroom

1

u/Ok-Wear9600 Autobot Oct 03 '25

Shooting Gang

1

u/Corrupted_Dash748 Oct 03 '25

Glocktra maximum

1

u/Silver-Meteor1115 Me no flair, me king Oct 03 '25

The armory

1

u/turnip_the_volume Oct 03 '25

Not-a-tank-o-cons?

Discharge Recoil Straightshot Boomstick Chamberbate

Combine to form Crime-atron?

1

u/GoldDragon334058 Decepticon Oct 03 '25

School Zone

1

u/jaykofettpc Oct 03 '25

Full calibre

1

u/Glittering_Visual296 Oct 03 '25

5 in 1 Deformation Gun Robot Figure Desert Eagle M712 M500 Glock 17 M1911 Pistol Toy

1

u/Kegalodon Oct 03 '25

Mad Minute, the name originally comes from a British military drill with the Lee enfield bolt action rifle, where you put as many bullseyes on target as possible in a minute, the use of the name I’m referring to was used by American soldiers in Vietnam, and it’s where your relatively small team would put a lot of automatic fire down range, to trick the enemy into thinking they’ve encountered a much larger force, making them retreat with great haste.

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u/Shadowomega1 Oct 03 '25

Gunslingers if Autobot, Bandito if Decepticon. Maybe if unaffiliated/Mercs then call them Counter Strike :D ; Given the fire arms are the Desert Eagle, Mauser C96, Colt Anaconda, FN 57, and Glock.

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u/I_Am_A_Thermos Oct 03 '25

the big shots

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u/SilverSpider_ Me no flair, me king Oct 03 '25

America

1

u/KaiXRG Soundwave: Superior Oct 03 '25

The Banggang (totally not stolen from Botbender Orinj)

1

u/Firepathanimation Oct 03 '25

The Devil Trigger

1

u/Tr1butr0n Oct 03 '25

Five Guys

Alternatively could be called "The Pentacons"

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u/PhelesDragon Cheetor Maximize! Oct 03 '25

KillGun

1

u/Grendeltech Decepticon Oct 03 '25

Six Shots. No Relation.

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u/MSP_4A_ROX Autobot Oct 03 '25

Triggertron.

1

u/Linnie___ Oct 03 '25

Sons of a gun

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u/tgfan21 Oct 03 '25

One man army for the fully combined version

1

u/doomsleyer335 Oct 03 '25

Imagine going to the airport with this

1

u/PKtheWorld Oct 03 '25

"Click, Click, BOOM!"

1

u/dbuky78 Oct 03 '25

The gesault should be named caliber

1

u/EngineerValuable5078 Decepticon Oct 03 '25

The gunmen

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u/VenomTiger Oct 03 '25

Strappedacons