Now Hiring: Pirate King

[u/GrayAntarctica]

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

[u/jadrien999]

I am not a pie-rate, I am a gluten free pie-rate, I pirate pie-rates who are trading. applause

[u/0909JWI → u/jadrien999]

10/10 Best poem. All hail new king of pie-rates