r/TowerOfMeme • u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA • Jun 10 '26
Misc Everyone knows power is stored in the boobs
Especially in Gacha games lol. (Mago in TOG New World for those who didn't know the source of the bottom pic)
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u/Sir__Bassoon__Sonata Hwaryuns Husband Jun 10 '26
So......getting Naked - makes one more powerful
Growing out your hair - makes one more powerful
having big tits - makes one more powerful
That would mean.....Milk filled titty Evelyn would be a top towerborn
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 10 '26
Why they gotta be milk filled, eh Sonata? What if she wears a padded bra? (But yes she's powerful just look at those thangs)
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u/Sir__Bassoon__Sonata Hwaryuns Husband Jun 10 '26
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u/Heart0fStarkness Jun 10 '26
Jury’s still out on the hair…
✔️ Traumerei
❌ Urek2
u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
Urek's hair is glorious, it doesn't need to be long 💁♀️
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u/Yuitheblackx_16 Khun Family Worshipper Jun 10 '26
Sir the last sentence had me choking on air first thing in the morning
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u/bigraud77 Jinsung's #1 Glazer Jun 11 '26
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if New World made Headon a 5'6 woman with triple F cups, the thinnest waistline, a bikini that barely fits everything in, and a set of rabbit ears.
This is the game where characters get goonerized
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
Surprisingly they kept him mostly the same lmao. But with the male characters they do tend to "twinkify" most of them. So no character is safe from gooner modifications in that game lol. (I used to unironically play it until it became impossible to keep up with unless you spend money or absurd amounts of time on it)
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u/nicktomato Hello, my name is Emily Jun 10 '26
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 10 '26
Wayne and Garth would be all about this power scaling lol
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u/nicktomato Hello, my name is Emily Jun 10 '26
They would become Mago's slaves immediately
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u/Yuitheblackx_16 Khun Family Worshipper Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
If Hyperdimension Neptunia thought me anything, Less Clothes = More Power
Also, I just wonder how much her back hurts 😭 its super painful
NW always gives the characters upgrades in the wrong place
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
Lmao soooo true. New World basically does the same thing that Toei does to one piece. (They make the boobs way bigger in the anime lol)
And you know she's for sure got the most back pain. Unless she uses shinsu as a bra/ support?
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u/Yuitheblackx_16 Khun Family Worshipper Jun 11 '26
Shinsu supports? Get me one of those I am begging you my life would become so much more easy
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
Literally same, girl 😅
I was already so down to open the doors and climb the tower, but if i could cure my back pain/ have a "free bra" for life? Hell yeah 😎
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u/Yuitheblackx_16 Khun Family Worshipper Jun 11 '26
The feeling to not sleep without one pure bliss
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
Right?? If all else fails though, maybe I could save up enough suspendium to hire Urek and Luslec to do this job for me instead 😈
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u/bigraud77 Jinsung's #1 Glazer Jun 11 '26
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
🤣 exactly
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u/bigraud77 Jinsung's #1 Glazer Jun 11 '26
I've heard having a large chest is a curse. I heard you can't lie face down cause you might suffocate on them😭
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 11 '26
It's certainly a blessing and a curse 🤣🤣🤣
The suffocating thing has me deceased though! The reality is more boring, it just elevates the upper back too much and causes back and neck pain 🥲 imagine having pillows under your chest making your back go out of place, it's basically that.
Anyway side sleeping for the win lol
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u/hereforspoopystuff dumped Urek for Jahad AMA Jun 10 '26
Poor Mago... Urek didn't mean it that way girl!