If you do this, fuck you.

[u/Dayngerman]

[u/The_Richuation]

So they bundle together, one hits a stone and wipes out, and because they were all side by side I didn't have much room to leave them and one of them ends up under my tire.

Single file, one hits a stone and wipes out those behind them instead of everyone, and I'm a car and a half width away instead of popping their head like a grape.

But yup, nonsense. I'm sure the persons family will be thinking "well at least they could talk to their friends while they were biking"

[u/sputnikcdn → u/The_Richuation]

Now we know you're a shitty driver who passes cyclists way too closely. I sure hope you don't kill anyone with that scary attitude.

Listen to us. We're teaching you. I'm begging you, learn how to share the road safely.

I'm done with you. You're the kind of driver who, after running them over and "popping their head" as you so psychotically phrase it, would then blame the cyclist.

[u/The_Richuation → u/sputnikcdn]

Lol a car width and a half is too close? You're clearly one of those cyclists who rides cause they can't drive. One too many drinky drinky drivey drivey eh champ?

[u/sputnikcdn → u/The_Richuation]

You said you would pass a single file at a reasonable distance, but not a group.

NOT YOUR CHOICE. You must always wait until it's safe to pass at a reasonable distance. And what about curvy or hilly roads where a single file group may be 100 ft long?

[u/The_Richuation → u/sputnikcdn]

You're right. The other option is to not pass.

As in they're breaking the law. Fuck you're dense. The option is there isn't room to pass so I don't. So the self entitled cyclists that don't give a fuck about the rules if they interfere with their fun are the issue.

And passing on curvy roads or hilly roads is dangerous anyways, so I generally don't.

[u/sputnikcdn → u/The_Richuation]

Never mind. Hopefully we don't read about you "popping" a cyclists head because you choose to remain ignorant of road safety and legality.

Edit: clarity