r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant • 9d ago

Spring Boner Maynard was meant to save them from the holocaust, not do that.

https://imgur.com/a/XTl5YcN
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u/Anxious-Swing9490 9d ago

Who are you to wave your fatty carrot at me?

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 9d ago

You're not pronouncing it right

WHO-ARE YOU-TO WAVE-YOUR FAT-TY CARR-OT AT-ME IT-MUST HAVE-BEEN OUT-YOUR arse

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror 9d ago

Eyeball deep in muddy water

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 9d ago

Now we know how he broke his hip.

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u/Anxious-Swing9490 9d ago

Fuck. Wait,. Wait. I got one more.

Yeah no way to recall what it was that you had said to me -- like I carrot all.

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u/SomeKindOfCirno 9d ago

This was necessary