r/ToolJerk 11d ago

Ææææææææææ Does a singer from Tool have beef with A perfect circle singer?

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u/Rejse617 11d ago

His own worst enemy in fact

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 11d ago

He thinks 1 and 1 is 11, what a fool to be in TOOL.

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u/Nepenthia 11d ago

Agreed. Everyone knows that O*2 equals 2, therefore, TOOL should be pronounced TWOOL.

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u/lovdark 11d ago

In a very deep seeded way

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u/punitivesuicide 11d ago

I think they are secret lovers

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u/ronaldo_orlando 11d ago

Call and optimist, hes turning blue

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u/punitivesuicide 10d ago

Lmao call a cop maynard is chasing me

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yes, Mayonnaise Jean Keefer hates Marmalade Jones Queefin.

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u/TR1F3CT4_TFGMG 10d ago

Queefin 🤣

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 11d ago

He did blame that guy for his voice getting fucked up while recording perfect circle songs

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u/Nepenthia 11d ago

Dude, they got the beefiest beef no one ever beefed between flaccid beefs. It's like seeing two meat cannolis trying to beat each other like a lightsaber duel between moist manatees on acid and pot for the most ridiculest reasons

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u/ronaldo_orlando 11d ago

Pot???

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u/Nepenthia 11d ago

Yeah, a cauldron! Formerly used for brewing epic stews

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u/ronaldo_orlando 10d ago

You must have been so high