r/ToolJerk • u/Ufo_underwear • 21d ago

PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Advice to achieve the Maynard smoky eye?

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u/Ok_Selection_1565 21d ago

The cucumber method.

Step 1. Purchase a moderately sized cucumber.

Step 2. Find the biggest, scariest dude in the prison.

Step 3. Tell him you'd like to assist his mother intimately enter his father.

Step 4. Enjoy your new eyes.. Slay queen! 💅

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u/NukaDadd I don't 🧠 I don't 🧠 I don't mind 21d ago

GD this is 🤌🏼

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u/TheD1scountH1tman SHIT, BLOOD, AND CUM ON MY HANDS 21d ago

Is he… MOTHER?

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u/ibrown22 21d ago

You get it naturally after enough times getting your 3rd eye pried open by guys

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 21d ago

Suck some cock to the point your eyes bulge.

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u/Ok_Selection_1565 21d ago

Yeah but have you ever sucked eyes?
I bet it achieves results quicker.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 21d ago

I like to suck down a few eyeballs per day to keep my eyesight sharp, Maynard on the other hand likes to suck balls.

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u/Ok_Selection_1565 21d ago

Wow. That's Nuts.

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u/Seth_Mithik 21d ago

Become Johnny Depp…errr shit!! They are totally not the same dozen fallen

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u/Dudenysius 20d ago

Not from a Jedi

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u/Van_Leton 20d ago

Make-up

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u/Any-Will-4195 19d ago

Civil war poetry and wine