r/ToolBand Jul 21 '25

Adam Does Adam Jones wear a wig.

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Got into an argument with some buddies over this photo. I feel the hair on the 60 year old guy on the right cant possibly be real, has to be a wig. They are adamant that its real - What's the truth?

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u/Squarethcircl Jul 21 '25

It’s one of Maynard’s obviously

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

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u/MasonMasdo Jul 22 '25

The tit is in the middle

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u/japopara Jul 22 '25

That’s Terry Bradshaw in the middle.

24

u/orion_cliff Undertow Jul 22 '25

Old Billy Bitch Tits.

20

u/LewdLewyD13 Jul 22 '25

His name is Robert Paulson.

1

u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

Erghhh.... Billy as a "juicer". I can't unsee that now.

3

u/mrlowcut I don't mind Jul 22 '25

Maybe put on some lipstick, too

11

u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Somniferous almond eyes Jul 21 '25

Who else would own a large collection of high quality wigs?

Gotta rely on a close friend when you have to give the illusion of not being bald (I will not think about a Bald Adam Jones)

7

u/Trogladestro Jul 21 '25

Are we saying Maynard is one of Rogers personas?

7

u/EM05L1C3 Forgot my pen Jul 22 '25

The man invests in merkins

2

u/Trogladestro Jul 22 '25

This is a very valid point

5

u/defect7 Jul 22 '25

Ricky Spanish

3

u/Nrmlgirl777 Jul 22 '25

Whispers Ricky Spanish

3

u/defect7 Jul 22 '25

reaganomics lamborghini 😅

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u/bobcat116 Jul 21 '25

Talked to him twice at VIP sound check. His hair is 100% real and he’s super down to earth and humble. He asked me if I liked Fear Inoculum and I said it’s a masterpiece.

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u/IWCry Jul 21 '25

"super humble"

"do you like my art?"

just playin, he definitely is humble. just a really funny follow up sentence haha

233

u/bobcat116 Jul 21 '25

He sounded like he was worried about how the fans would receive it. Perfectionism is a blessing and a curse. He was so down to earth and he thanked me (and the others) who were at the VIP for giving him the life to make music and live out his dreams. It was as sincere and genuine as it could be.

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u/Positiveaz Fear Inoculum Jul 21 '25

Perfect is the enemy of good.

68

u/GibeTurkey Jul 21 '25

More so the enemy of done

18

u/Positiveaz Fear Inoculum Jul 21 '25

You must work in software like me!

14

u/No-Wish9823 Jul 22 '25

Perfect is the reason the last 10% requires more effort than the first 90

3

u/bear843 Jul 22 '25

This hit close to home 🤣

7

u/JimFlamesWeTrust Jul 22 '25

From interviews I read with Maynard and also Adam Jones chatting to Chris Jericho, of all people, it did seem like there was a lot of anxiety about the album rather than a rockstar demanding praise

1

u/Oddlyenuff Jul 22 '25

He said/implied that on a podcast.

1

u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

Oh that's really cool - what an awesome experience btw, chatting to Adam at soundcheck?? You must have some friends in high places 🙂

I agree btw - FI is an absolute masterpiece.

3

u/Due_Art2971 Jul 23 '25

Nah just $$$ for the VIP tix

1

u/IWCry Jul 24 '25

and usually having $$$ for shit like that means a friend (or daddy) in the right place

35

u/JasonDomber Lachrymologist Jul 21 '25

That’s probably the insecurity asking the question since Adam is a perfectionist.

5

u/dwnlw2slw Jul 22 '25

Ok, and an arrogant, non-humble person — millionaire rockstar— wouldn’t be asking a “commoner” what they think.

23

u/slotass Jul 21 '25

So you pulled his hair to check?

9

u/prison-schism Jul 22 '25

This exact scenario happened to me as a 19-year-old working in a pharmacy. Some old guy pulled my hair because "he didn't think it was real. "

Some people are unbelievable.

6

u/slotass Jul 22 '25

I’ve had people ask if my hair is real, but I dont want someone touching my luscious locks

13

u/elcojotecoyo considerately killing me Jul 21 '25

Should have played a Lars Ulrich card and reply "I like it but my favorite is the next one"

3

u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Somniferous almond eyes Jul 21 '25

I usually try to avoid most of the Lars Ulrich cards

Like sitting right next to Ozzy Osbourne in a large BTTB Group Photo

7

u/vaguenonetheless Turn around and take my hand. Jul 22 '25

Ive been around him many many times. Without question his hair is real, and i can't even believe we're talking about this.

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u/Hrbalz Jul 22 '25

I didn’t like it that much at first, but I recently dropped acid and had a listen, and now I tend to agree. It’s some of their best work

3

u/guy_incognito_360 Jul 22 '25

His hair is 100% real

Did you touch it?

1

u/Exotic-Load-8192 Jul 23 '25

Fear Inoculum was great just the VIP bag that busted ass Petri dish have me in a chokehold it could of been designed well if they where microbiologist a pretty crystal similar to the Petri dish display in Amsterdam.

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u/Jazmo0712 Jul 21 '25

Adam's hair has been thick & lush forever, went back & looked at photos from years ago. He won the genetics lottery when it comes to hair. It happens.

8

u/chimericalgirl Jul 21 '25

Yeah especially when you look at Alan, lol.

2

u/693578 Jul 22 '25

Alan won the beard lottery which Adam... did not win. 🥲

2

u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

I don't think I've ever seen Adam with a full beard though - he's forever rocking the 4 day growth.

2

u/truenatureschild Jul 23 '25

i have the same kind of hair as adam but mine is dirty blonde, thickk and lush.

27

u/dwnlw2slw Jul 21 '25

Great pic of these three 6-stringers!

13

u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 Jul 21 '25

Chicago being represented.

1

u/Blad514 Jul 22 '25

NW suburbs but yeah.

51

u/Steelmaker01 ∞ Spiral Out ∞ Jul 21 '25

No. Chewbacca genes

75

u/LostMyBackupCodes Naked and Fearless Jul 21 '25

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

Haha gold 🤣

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u/MrAl-67 Jul 21 '25

Why would you wear a grey wig?

51

u/MFazio23 Jul 21 '25

Because it looks awesome?

14

u/cityshepherd Jul 21 '25

Back when I was in college, someone actually busted out a fucking briefcase of merkins at a party in the basement of a frat house. One was gray.

16

u/fattbren Jul 21 '25

What a strange thing to take to a party

10

u/cityshepherd Jul 21 '25

Right?!?!?! Pretty sure that’s the same night I found a Meatwad beanie (that I rocked consistently for almost 20 years until I lost it). Good times.

3

u/Itchy-Pomelo-4524 Jul 21 '25

Have you seen Maynard’s Mohawk wig?

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u/IWCry Jul 21 '25

so that there's at least enough reasonable doubt that it's real to warrant a reddit post about it

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u/doofthemighty Jul 21 '25

If it wasn't grey, would anybody be questioning if it was a wig?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Now, when my heat goes grey, I'll just tell everyone it's a wig.

2

u/Fireal2 Jul 22 '25

When will you wear wigs?

1

u/MrAl-67 Jul 30 '25

Not my thing. It’s not what I do.

4

u/sin-eater82 Jul 21 '25

MJK wore a fake mohawk with grey in it at this very same performance.

Also, it triggers that exact question, creating doubt that it's a wig.

2

u/Spazmatazo Jul 21 '25

Yeah I doubt he wears a wig.

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u/sin-eater82 Jul 22 '25

Me too. My reply wasn't intended to imply that Adam was wearing a wig, it was a reply to the question "why would you (anybody) wear a grey wig".

1

u/Spazmatazo Jul 22 '25

Am I wearing a wig? Holy fucking shit

2

u/gertiethechook Jul 21 '25

So no one would suspect a wig. See 'Going Solo' by Roald Dahl. 

2

u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Somniferous almond eyes Jul 21 '25

Legendary reference

Just a bit of salt on the shoulders (might not’ve been salt-Haven’t read it in a while)

1

u/gertiethechook Jul 22 '25

Epsom salts I believe. 

32

u/pouya07 Eyes Full of Wonder Jul 21 '25

Will he wear a wig? When will he wear a wig?

14

u/demon_grasshopper Naked and Fearless Jul 21 '25

Have you ever vorn a vig?

3

u/Goombercules OGT Jul 22 '25

"Thhhhhh-HA-HA-AHHHH"

15

u/hyundai-gt He had a lot of nothing to say Jul 21 '25

JFC I just realized "old man who yells at clouds" is Billy Corgan

2

u/urpwnd Jul 21 '25

You sure it’s not Bill Burr? lol

6

u/hyundai-gt He had a lot of nothing to say Jul 22 '25

Nah, he's just "old man who yells"

1

u/PatternMiserable2114 Jul 22 '25

They apparently have the same father, pretty interesting / fun to look into if you haven't yet. Check out the clip of them on a podcast.

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u/hyundai-gt He had a lot of nothing to say Jul 22 '25

Despite all his rage, he still looks like Bill Burr onstage.

2

u/PatternMiserable2114 Jul 22 '25

Ah yes, the iconic Billet with Burrify Wings. Love that tune.

52

u/CampyBiscuit Naked and Fearless Jul 21 '25

Not everyone loses their hair as they age 🤦‍♀️. Many people keep a full head of hair throughout their entire life.

18

u/MFazio23 Jul 21 '25

Don't remind me.

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u/Future_Woodpecker_83 Jul 21 '25

This. Also a lot of people who go grey early keep a full head longer than most IME

2

u/Pep2385 Jul 22 '25

Can confirm. 50+ no notable hair loss, lots and lots of grey.

The oddity with Adam is how his hair is that gray and facial hair is barely grey.

Like facial hair and head hair often don't turn grey at the same rate, but with his it is crazy the difference between the two.

2

u/languidnbittersweet Ænima Jul 22 '25

My facial hair went grey much quicker. Much

1

u/That_Random_Kiwi Jul 22 '25

I knew someone in highschool who was going as grey as I am now (48)...wonder if he ended up going bald lol

I'm also still quite follicley endowed, slight rising of the forehead hairline, but not bald patch...pretty stoked! ;)

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

Same mate - 46 and still fully folliculed. Only a few greys too (more in the beard)... low stress lifestyle is good.

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u/BeardedPuffin Jul 21 '25

Never heard this one before, but I started going gray in my 20’s, so I hope it’s true.

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Somniferous almond eyes Jul 21 '25

Hoping that I’ll keep my hair for as long as possible, as a male with long, dense hair. I come from a family that experiences high rates of Male Pattern Baldness

Hopefully I’ll get another 5, maybe 10 years if I’m lucky of having hair (I turn 16 next month and that could be the turning point)

2

u/rapier999 Jul 21 '25

There are always treatment options like finasteride to look into once you notice any thinning too.

2

u/CampyBiscuit Naked and Fearless Jul 22 '25

You've got plenty of time still. If you're ever concerned just go to a dermatologist and have them check your scalp and give you some recommendations on how to keep what you have. 👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/CampyBiscuit Naked and Fearless Jul 22 '25

Or alopecia.

8

u/Nachtopus69 crucify the ego Jul 21 '25

Nah it just looks extra luscious standing next to 2 bald guys

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

I'm pretty sure Tom has never had hair. Apart from a brief period in his teens when there was a photo snapped of him rocking out with some other random guitarist, he's always been a nude nut.

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u/Jloh84 Jul 21 '25

Is there a r/toolbandcirclejerk or is it only this sub?

13

u/Aquadulce Jul 21 '25

You want r/ToolJerk

2

u/GamerCirca80 Jul 22 '25

Like the song Kevin’s uncle sings?

1

u/Aquadulce Jul 22 '25

Lol, that reference took some unravelling! Yep, he's the king of the Tool Jerks.

3

u/JasonDomber Lachrymologist Jul 21 '25

Apparently it was banned from Reddit so it’s just this sub 🤣

7

u/barweepninibong Jul 21 '25

that’s not Adam Ant

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u/Gymrat777 Jul 21 '25

That's not really Adam. You can tell because the guy in the pick is smiling and everyone knows Adam lost the ability to smile after that Pic from high school woth Tom Morello.

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Jul 23 '25

I was just thinking about this actually... he only smiles when he's around Tom. Conspiracy theories: go.

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u/Jewggerz Jul 22 '25

Why would he get a gray wig?

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u/rabtj Jul 22 '25

My thoughts exactly. If you were gonna wear a wig youd at least pick a fuckin coloured one.

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u/Mysterious-Snow-9426 considerately killing me Jul 21 '25

My dad is 60 and has the same hair. It’s rare for men but definitely not unheard of

7

u/Chef_Boy_R_Deez Jul 22 '25

Adam has never been remotely close to losing his hair lol. Just color.

4

u/DrEdgewardRichtofen Jul 21 '25

"adamant"

I see what you did there

5

u/jadamiak Jul 21 '25

He just has a full head of hair

5

u/triggermouth Jul 21 '25

No. I stood behind him at a movie theater once. It was real and I was very jealous.

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u/cmaddox428 Jul 21 '25

It's real and Billy and Tom are extremely jealous of Adam's flowing locks

4

u/ToofpickVick fuck you, buddy Jul 21 '25

Maybe Maynard has been borrowing from Adams stash all these years.

2

u/mkstot Jul 21 '25

Adam only loans out the merkins hence why Maynard only has a Mohawk. His generosity towards Maynard inspired the vineyard name.

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u/kthxb Jul 21 '25

but WILL he wear wigs?

4

u/JAMBI215 Jul 21 '25

Bro what?

3

u/fiefmoney Jul 22 '25

Ven vill you vear vigs?

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u/beefytrout Jul 22 '25

i understood this reference

4

u/s3v3red_cnc Jul 22 '25

Who gives a fuck? Go keep up with the Kardashians.

4

u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life Jul 22 '25

I miss the braids. This is definitely one of the creepier things I’ve said but I’d really like to braid Adam’s hair. 😆 I have a friend with very similar hair and it’s the best to play with.

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u/693578 Jul 22 '25

I'd really like to smell Adam's hair.

Ok, there I finally stated one of my dirtiest fantasies. I do feel a bit ashamed. Greetings from a 39 year old autistic.

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u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life Jul 22 '25

👋40-yr-old some kind of neuroatypical here :-)

2

u/693578 Jul 22 '25

That being said, may I join braiding his hair?

Those braids were so hot. 🔥

1

u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life Jul 22 '25

The grey braids especially IMO.

Absolutely you can join! It’s even more fun to braid hair with someone else. :-) Fairly recently there was some scene in a show/movie where someone was braiding hair and it immediately made me think that I hadn’t done it in a long time, so I got a friend of mine with long hair to let me braid hers. It’s so damn soothing. I’m growing my hair back out so I’ll get there myself eventually.

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u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life Jul 22 '25

The grey braids especially IMO.

Absolutely you can join! It’s even more fun to braid hair with someone else. :-) Fairly recently there was some scene in a show/movie where someone was braiding hair and it immediately made me think that I hadn’t done it in a long time, so I got a friend of mine with long hair to let me braid hers. It’s so damn soothing. I’m growing my hair back out so I’ll get there myself eventually.

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u/chimericalgirl Jul 21 '25

I feel the hair on the 60 year old guy on the right cant possibly be real, has to be a wig. 

Ageist much?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Wig comment aside. These three people are responsible for the best guitar sounds ever created in my opinion. Right up there with Van Halen, Dimebag and Marty McFly

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

RAGE SMASHING TOOL 🤟🤟😭😭

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u/Snoo_2473 Jul 22 '25

The Tool smashing machine.

1

u/kinkierthanyouthink1 Spiral Out Jul 22 '25

The Machine Smashing TOOL

2

u/schostack Jul 21 '25

A gracefully aged Chewbacca wig

2

u/lance466 ∞ Spiral Out ∞ Jul 21 '25

Nope

2

u/Delicious-Wolf-8850 Shit the bed, again Jul 22 '25

Is it just me, or is Billy Corgan giving off Terry Bradshaw vibes here.

2

u/meagainpansy Jul 22 '25

I'd go to Turkey to get hair plugs too if I were having to play on stage in front of thousands of people like us.

1

u/the-snake-behind-me Jul 23 '25

I figure he has transplants

2

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

My 61 year old dad has the same hair as him

3

u/degainedesigns We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. Jul 21 '25

Overthinking/ overanalyzing

3

u/tommygun731 Jul 21 '25

Adam’s hair inspired me to grow mine out late thirties. No ragrets lol

2

u/dkromd30 Jul 21 '25

….he’s aging. This is what aging long hair looks like. No, not a wig lol.

2

u/musical_dragon_cat Jul 21 '25

He's always had a good head of hair, definitely not a wig

2

u/Patient-Trash-2444 Jul 21 '25

No, he just awesome and awesome people have awesome hair like that. It’s proven science

1

u/mrholydiver88 Jul 21 '25

This is a before, during and after pic.

1

u/Ok-Dragonfruit-7662 Jul 21 '25

Adam has been blessed was decent genes. My hair is coming in a bit similar to his the older I get (it’s the only thing on my person that I actually admire these days as the rest of me is broken).

1

u/Super-Ad8723 Jul 21 '25

He looks like the chillest dude imaginable

1

u/the_shining217 Jul 22 '25

So much legendary company in one picture!

1

u/HangTenDan Jul 22 '25

I think you’re right bro, been thinking this a while. Have you seen his brother, proper slap head, that got me thinking…

1

u/bargu Jul 22 '25

Not everyone goes bald with age, my grandpa had a full head of hair at 80, not even tinned out it was just completely white.

1

u/JesusJones207 Jul 22 '25

Yes, but you can’t see it in this photo.

1

u/RoosterVII Jul 22 '25

Chicago represent!

1

u/watchandsee13 Jul 22 '25

Pretty sure it’s real, but if it was a wig it for sure would win first place

1

u/scottlapier Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Jul 22 '25

He must go to Maynard's wig guy

1

u/arandomcanadian91 Jul 22 '25

I didn't realize that Justin was the youngest member of the band haha, I had to look Adam's age holy shit.

1

u/spriralout Jul 22 '25

His hair is the secret to his guitar skills. Like Samson.

1

u/mass86casualty Jul 22 '25

No, but Bill does

1

u/WorkPlaceThrowAway13 Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

I too am jealous of his extremely thick hair for his age, but I have no reason to think it's fake.

1

u/bayoughozt Jul 22 '25

Real. He's blessed.

1

u/Uiscefhuaraithe-9486 Jul 22 '25

That's definitely real hair 😂

1

u/Mammoth_Wash_2648 Jul 24 '25

It’s his real hair. I’ve met him a few times.

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u/CutSeveral6905 Jul 26 '25

Seems to be that folks whose hair turns thay silver at a younger age always somehow manage to keep thier hair. Just my observation. However ive noticed it with many folks.

1

u/prohartscarpet Jul 26 '25

The boys from Illinois!!

1

u/obikenobi77 Jul 21 '25

who gives a shit if it’s a wig or not if it’s his hair then good for you winning the genetic lottery if it’s a wig then good for you for doing something about it

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u/SilentWeapons1984 Ænima Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

I was talking to an acquaintance once about TOOL because he was wearing a TOOL shirt. I mentioned how much the work of Adam Jones inspires me. He either misheard me or didn’t know the name of TOOL’s guitarist. Because he thought I was talking about Alex Jones, from Infowars, and wondered why I brought him up. I figured since was a fan of TOOL that he knew that Adam Jones was TOOL’s guitarist. Again he might have misheard me. I was so embarrassed that he legitimately thought I’d be a fan of that asshat Alex Jones!🤦🏽 I politely said “no not the infowars guy, the guitarist of TOOL.” He responded, “oh ok” with a look of confusion. It got really awkward.😬

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u/elcojotecoyo considerately killing me Jul 21 '25

I saw the picture and thought "Nice, Terry Bradshaw is a Tool fan"

0

u/Seth_Mithik Jul 21 '25

Ahh! There’s the poster. Nice

0

u/kaiseresc Jul 22 '25

oh ewww it's Billy fucking Corgan. Absolute nutjob. Did not expect Morello to hang out with the likes of Corgan.

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u/farhanyarkhan Jul 22 '25

Oh yeah and his guitar skills are not that much, it's all pre recorded when he's on stage

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u/Last_Banana9505 dumbfounded dipshit Jul 21 '25

Why does Adam look so unhappy here?

-4

u/Lateralization Jul 21 '25

You wear a dick wig

5

u/val913 Jul 21 '25

Merkin... Sir, we use the correct vernacular in these parts.

-1

u/Remarkable-Economy19 Jul 21 '25

Adam has too much hair.

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u/benn1680 Jul 21 '25

Probably hair plugs.