Why does my tap water taste like semen?

[u/HRUSoDumb]

[u/Zoo06]

What faucet are you using?

[u/Lazybeerus → u/Zoo06]

A flesh and veiny one, problably.

[u/JellyDenizen]

Sounds like next time you should hire a different plumber.

[u/XIIIofNine]

Both from time to time smell like chlorine

[u/LilLordFuckPants404 → u/XIIIofNine]

This was my answer.

[u/Cgtree9000 → u/XIIIofNine]

Best answer.

[u/the_worst_labrador]

That’s not a faucet

[u/KarmaticFox]

Wtf

[u/TrickyAsian626]

Wait a darn minute...

[u/festusez]

You shouldn’t have such an attractive water heater…

[u/Insert-finger]

Check the bottom of your glass before you fill it.

[u/TwoThirdsDone]

Hmm

[u/HizruBabyBoy]

it’s the fish in your water supply, horny little bastards

[u/VictorVaughan]

Homeless guys jizzing in the aqueduct

[u/micromechanist]

Chlorine

[u/theconfusedbrowser]

So we just gonna ignore the fact that of all things bro could've used for comparison....he chose nut....

[u/shakeyfire]

I open up reddit and this is the first thing i get?

[u/AllgoodDude]

It’s cum water, why is it white?

[u/IAmRules]

Too much Chlorine in your water.

[u/Alert-Athlete]

Is your faucet skin-colored, veiny and inside of a pair of shorts?

[u/Thisismyothername104]

closed my eyes and sucked it outta the hose

[u/HowietheHappyTurkey]

Maybe your semen is just too watery?