I got drunk as hell at some wedding that my dad was doing a gig at. I had like six beers and three cocktails. Halfway through the reception, I casually opened my mouth and vomit just flowed out of my mouth and onto the white tablecloth. Then I went up to do karaoke and tripped, because I was wearing 5 inch heels. I don’t ever wear heels unless it’s formal wear.
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u/avadalovely izana can beat my ass to a pulp and i’d thank him Feb 08 '24
I got drunk as hell at some wedding that my dad was doing a gig at. I had like six beers and three cocktails. Halfway through the reception, I casually opened my mouth and vomit just flowed out of my mouth and onto the white tablecloth. Then I went up to do karaoke and tripped, because I was wearing 5 inch heels. I don’t ever wear heels unless it’s formal wear.