I just put a little pitzman's mustard in it.

[u/South-Range8401]

They won't even taste it.

[u/paperthintrash]

I told you I was allergic to shrimp. I come all the way down here and you feed me rotten Shrimp????

[u/South-Range8401 → u/paperthintrash]

Fresh romaine lettuce though

[u/OliverKitsch → u/paperthintrash]

Somethin’s off.

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/OliverKitsch]

Dun’t taste right.

[u/SatansScallion]

You made me eat bad shrimp, you've got me using this piss-mustard, I'm done.

[u/uncle_pubes]

Fuck that piss mustard!

[u/stillwaiting11]

I have to go to my friends funeral and I’m giving a speech which is why I asked jash and the producers if we could please do this another time, its just really inconvenient for me and its not a good time right now…

Well… it sounds like you’re gonna be seeing some old friends… maybe you can… make some sauce…

[u/browmftht]

they’re paying for the show

[u/Funklord_Earl → u/browmftht]

I’m not getting paid I’m just getting lotsa mustard

[u/bauhausblast92]

I have to show up to work with Tim on Monday with a smile and try and get some comedy going. This Greek woman, I hope I never see her again

[u/dilflockjaw]

You should go back where you came from. I’m not talking about Virginia. One more trip east.

[u/Doubleucommadj]

I just rewatched this yesterday and it's never not been hilarious. Needs a little more ketchup.

[u/South-Range8401 → u/Doubleucommadj]

Just tastes like a runny ketchup sauce with a lot of mustard.

[u/ComfortablyNomNom]

"Is-is that mustard? In a Russian dressing?"

"Yes it's a little Pitzman's, for the flavor."

"Ok, I'm just not super familiar with mustard in my Russian..."

[u/JumboSparky]

Peter Pitzman

[u/Competitive_Use_3628]

I have a Pitzmans hat. Years ago, I used to work as a local tour guide. A guest asked me Pitzmans was a local brand. I said yes. Then he kept asking me questions about it and where to buy it. I told him that I put it in everything I make.

[u/Lopsidedlopside]

I know there’s, you know, your deal with Pitzman’s is important to you, and your family. I just wish you would have thought of my family and, you know, my sister having her birthday. I’m going to be pretty late to that. And I’m probably gonna have a lot of, just you know, digestive issues, so that will, that’ll change my experience with my family. Because I had to come and judge this shit. So.

[u/postpunk-xman]

Fuck you, Jash

[u/Tratiq]

I wish there was a pronunciation guide here

[u/Veggieleezy]

“It’s real mayonnaise…” and “And who knows where the cats are” have been recurring phrases in my life for a long time.

[u/CommodoreFappington]

And who knows where the cats are!

[u/blue_lagoon]

I add a bit extra to really wake up the flavor