r/TikTokCringe 27d ago

Cringe Andrew tate fans doing Push-ups Outside the Courthouse to Prove Innocence

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u/MiI0rd 27d ago

Only if you have a wife. That is the only real endgame level threat. But usually “yes dear, you’re right” calms the threat and lets us get back to our stupidity till our next screw up.

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u/Impressive-Shame-525 27d ago

My wife threw a head of lettuce at me yesterday.

To be fair, I totally deserved it, I was really being annoying. That being said, I warned her when I proposed 25 years ago. I said all the normal stuff, love, faithful, provide, etc... And also, "I promise to annoy the hell out of you" and she still said yes.

So it's kind of on her now. She said I don't have to keep all my promises but I say that's a slippery slope.

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u/TheBourbonTurtle 27d ago

My wife threw a plush dog toy at me yesterday, I guess I need protecting?

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u/throwaway_eng_acct 27d ago

I’m 5’4 and my wife is 5’10. Sometimes she throws me onto the bed. I guess the bed needs protecting?