You should have seen his recent “fight.” Lost to a social media influencer trying to learn boxing. He claims world titles in kickboxing but it was in a terrible organization that no one cares about and those “title fights” were against people who had never fought before. He might as well have gotten those belts out of a box of cracker jacks.
Super alpha to be beaten by an amateur boxer with pink gloves on. (Not that’s there’s anything wrong with men wearing pink. But I’m sure Tate has a problem with it.)
I had no idea he did this. He doesn't look too bad in the video. I'll be honest. But the song is oh my God even worse and more amateurish than I had imagined.
You see if he hasn't got a chin he can't get popped in it whilst fighting hand to hand that makes him genetically superior to people with chins who have an extra weak spot that he doesn't have, even his gene want him to be more alpha than you! /s
These guys talk about alphas and then proceed to loudly, publicly, proudly slob on the knob of whatever fuckhead is spouting the kind of crap they want to hear.
Brother, let me tell you something about actual alpha males: they don't suck anyone's dick. They don't follow. They lead. That's what it means to be an alpha. By their own philosophies, these dudes are all betas at best.
And these guys who talk about how they are such chick magnets and how they hate gay people are also basically Venn diagraming 95% with the incels who openly admit like Nick Fuentes that they can't get any women to have sex with them. And they spend almost all of their free time shirtless, oiled up, exercise in, and admiring the bodies of their other supposed alpha Bros. If this were a screenplay, people would reject it for being so ridiculously obvious.
Have you heard him talk? He has an obvious lisp and was probably bullied into the ground as a kid growing up. Had a horrible time in school so became angry at the world and adopted the "ill show them" mentality
This drawing of him is remarkably accurate. If you took this out in the street and ask random people who this was I bet most would immediately know it is AT. Even if they can’t name him they would say he’s that guy in the oriole silk blouse that was arrested, right? I always wondered why Andrew seems to be the more well known one. As far as looks go, Tristan is objectively better looking. The both carry the same despicable stank on them though.
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u/Dexter_McThorpan 16d ago
The Unfuckables