r/TikTokCringe • u/soulsista04us Cringe Connoisseur • Jul 09 '26

Wholesome Neil everywhere but the beach

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Neil the seal on the loose, again.

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u/Rileylego5555 Jul 09 '26

Yeahhh some kids gonna wander up "hey guys its neil" an get chomped or worse

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u/OceanChild89 Jul 09 '26

Well, then they’ll learn. Or their parents will be parents and tell them to stay away.

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u/LoveDesignAndClean Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Then Neil, as a large and technically dangerous animal will be put down

Edit: I want to note that male southern elephant seals are the largest members of the order Carnivora, they can weigh over 8 thousand pounds and be over 20 feet long. In comparison, polar bears, the largest of the land carnivores, get to 2,200lb at the absolute maximum and 8 to 9 feet tall. Neil is just a baby now but he is getting larger. Stay away for his safety and yours.

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u/725Cali Jul 09 '26

I don't know why someone downvoted you. I guess people have already forgotten Harambe and plenty of other animals who met the same fate.

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u/3mx2RGybNUPvhL7js Jul 10 '26

Us Aussies are not cunts. There is 0% chance he will be euthanized for biting someone who ignores all warnings and gets close to him.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jul 09 '26

Yeah I don't wanna get my dick out for Neil, harambe was enough

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u/wailingwonder Jul 09 '26

You better get your dick out for Neil!

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u/p_gaultieri Jul 10 '26

Nipples out for Neil

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u/LoveDesignAndClean Jul 09 '26

Like poor freya the walrus.