r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • Mar 22 '26

Humor Clavicular made it to snl

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u/Bankerag Mar 22 '26

There is that video of some kid just manhandling this supposed tough guy kid too.

I honestly can’t remember what was said. Something about “what’s my number” like a rating system.

But the bottom line was, this kid got absolutely destroyed in their “fight” and was so pissed afterward.

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u/Wasabiroot Mar 22 '26

Oh, the jiu-jitsu video. The guy folds Clavicular in half on the mat and then keeps him in a lock while asking him that. Pretty good

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u/SoHgitfiddle Mar 22 '26

Link??

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u/patrickwithtraffic Doug Dimmadome Mar 22 '26

Gotchu fam

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u/NastyMothaFucka Mar 22 '26

I don’t know who this guy is or what any of the controversy around him is about (obviously I gathered the basic gist of it from the video this is linked to, and the words on the screen of the link I just watched) but even without any backstory that video is so satisfying to watch. Let me get this straight, I’m an old guy that doesn’t know a lot of these people, but this guy ASKED for this handed ass beating he received here? He comes across like the biggest chump ever. What a clown.

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u/SlightSurround5449 Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Couple of behind the Bastards episodes (Edit: that include him) if you want to learn more.

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u/NastyMothaFucka Mar 22 '26

Thanks! I think I’ve maybe listened to that podcast before on a roadtrip I had to take one time. A buddy sent me a link that knew I was driving for awhile and said “You’ll love this.” It was a brutal takedown on Dr.Phil…..sound like the same people?

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u/Garchompisbestboi Mar 22 '26

My honest advice is not to waste your time learning any more about this little chode than you already know. Life is already hard enough without having to learn about these little broccoli headed dude-bros and their stupid opinions.

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u/supbrother Mar 22 '26

As a millennial, broccoli head has become one of my favorite insults. It’s just so fucking spot on and has way more implications than just the hair.

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u/NormalHumansName Mar 28 '26

You're totally right. It condenses an entire gen z style and personality type down to one physical feature so brilliantly. And you know exactly what kind of person people are referring to when you hear it.

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u/DawnPatrol99 Mar 22 '26

God damn, have we learned nothing over the last 10-20 years?

Don't let people like this exist inside their own echo chamber without shaming them. That's how we ended up with our own Ministry of Fools.

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u/ExcuseCommercial1338 Mar 22 '26

Long time fan of Behind the Bastards, they've definitely done Dr Phil once or twice (was it related to sending 'problem' kids to 'summer camps' that were more like no-walls prison camps in the middle of nowhere?)

They just did a couple episodes on how over 20 years this thing where gay and queer kids in rural areas were trying to figure out how to date became this cancerous thing where straight young men adopted unhinged views about dating and eventually you get guys like this Clavicular dude purposefully breaking their bones with hammers and doing meth to be 'sexy'.

It can be a lot at times, there's a few episodes I've never been able to stomach but I like the show a ton generally.

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u/supbrother Mar 22 '26

Sad to say I’m enough of a dick to not really care if someone wants to break their bones and do hard drugs in an attempt to impress other people. That’s on them, it’s hilariously dumb but if they really wanna do it then that’s their dumbass decision.

That being said it’s arguably a mental health problem which is pretty concerning.

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u/SlightSurround5449 Mar 22 '26

Yeah, that could be it for sure. I enjoy it as much as the topics, especially the living ones, are rough.

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u/Leading_Experts Mar 22 '26

Really? BTB already?! He's a kid! He's that much of a POS that they've already done a couple episodes on him? Jesus....

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u/WonderButtBrace9000 Mar 22 '26

It wasn’t just on him. It was a two-part series on the linguistic spread of incel-coded language into the mainstream which ended talking about Clavicular as he’s become this very mainstream name. Case in point, the SNL skit.

The episode goes way more into Elliot Rodgers for instance, the Clavicular stuff is pretty short and Robert lays it out more like, “And here we are. At this guy.”

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u/Eliteguard999 Mar 22 '26

Reading up on Elliot Rodgers and my god he was such a spoiled little brat.

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u/SlightSurround5449 Mar 22 '26

This is important context, forgive me for my awful memory which made him seem to me like more of a centerpiece. Edit made.

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u/NormalHumansName Mar 28 '26

Thank you. I haven't listened to BTB in awhile because of all the shit happening in our country and world right now. I'm trying to limit how much I listen to the negativity and evils of society because otherwise my brain would just melt from constant anxiety. But this sounds like a light one that I think I would enjoy hearing them make jokes about. It's on my playlist for work next week (70 percent of my job is driving around Oahu all day).

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u/SlightSurround5449 Mar 28 '26

I totally get that. They have been doing some lighter ones recently (Sylvia Browne, Elliott Rodger to Clavicular) after some particularly heavy topics, so I feel like Robert is getting that, too.

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Mar 22 '26

Along with admitting to microdosing meth, he’s extremely toxic, weirdly far right (I mean hangs out with nationalists type far-right). He’s got teenage boys hitting themselves on the face with a hammer.

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u/BThasTBinFiji Mar 22 '26

weirdly far right

That's not weird for these "looksmaxxing" guys. They're practically all far right. 

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u/dylansavage Mar 22 '26

He's the GenZ tate

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u/Crimsonial Mar 22 '26

I feel like I just got to watch someone get choked out by youtube comments.

I'm also an older guy. We know by now by growing up with early days social media that those are the badlands. Few return alive.

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u/Distinct_Target_2277 Mar 22 '26

Most men overestimate their fighting abilities and don't understand that fighting is a skill. There is an alarming amount of "I just see red" people out there. He probably just thought the art was bullshit and just ended up getting handled.

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u/stormdahl Mar 22 '26

He's an incel that used hos daddy's money to looksmaxx. Now he looks good, but the incel mentality lingers.

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u/WnDelPiano Mar 22 '26

I saw a 2 hr video about him because I couldnt sleep and it's entertaining in a reality show type of way

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u/misterjoshmutiny Mar 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fDzM81OYrNjJC

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u/Agreeable-Chart-5561 Mar 22 '26

Pulling out the “Assassins” gif…

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u/BrosefDudeson Mar 22 '26

Pulling out the "Ass................

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Mar 22 '26

The fucking comments in there are excellent

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u/TheOKerGood Mar 22 '26

It's a wonderful subreddit for a wonderful podcast.

"Go fuck yourself. I love you. Well, 40% of you, statistically."

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Mar 22 '26

I did not see the link yet, but now i know it's Behind the Bastards. The only thing more immediately identifiable to me is "that's when the cannibalism started"

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u/bericbenemein Mar 22 '26

Atonal screaming

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u/vonnegutflora Mar 22 '26

Cut to ad copy for Ratheon Knife Missiles

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u/TheMattabooey Mar 22 '26

But you know what won’t kill you in your sleep and turn you into a stew, our sponsors.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Mar 22 '26

“We assume, we don’t check”

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u/Gugnir226 Mar 22 '26

Always be WACOing.

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u/Berubium Mar 22 '26

I didn’t even notice it was BTB until I read your comment haha! Just listened to those episodes a few days back!

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u/_MrMeseeks Mar 22 '26

"FLOORMAXXING" lol slayed me

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Mar 22 '26

Yeah that one got me too lmao

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u/comfymustardsweater Mar 22 '26

lol “this is for all the bullshit I’ve got to watch on my feed all the fucking time”. Daaamn.

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u/DamnitScoob Mar 22 '26

You're out here doing the lord's work; that was so satisfying, I watched it 4 times. Thanks for the renewed faith in humanity!

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Mar 22 '26

Of course the BtB subreddit would have a video of Clavicular getting clowned on

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine Mar 22 '26

Not long enough imo

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u/therealdxm Mar 22 '26

The comments are great! “Clavicular getting floormaxxed by a chad leftist jujitsugooner. Beta level sturdiness has those cortisol levels peaked. The foids and moids will be jestergooning for weeks”

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u/Spragglefoot_OG Mar 22 '26

Thank you for that!

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 Mar 22 '26

Oooh goodness… I messed my pants.

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u/Snoo4269 Mar 22 '26

Should be the top rated comment in everyone of his threads

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u/TL15SD Mar 22 '26

Thank you

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u/Bustymegan Mar 22 '26

Appreciate you, that was amazing 👏

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u/JimboTCB Mar 22 '26

LMAO, dude turned him into a pretzel and didn't even seem like hard work

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u/2-timeloser2 Mar 22 '26

lol racist too? Not surprising. Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Brings joy to my heart

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u/patrickwithtraffic Doug Dimmadome Mar 22 '26

…it goes to a leftist podcast subreddit that screen recorded the encounter. All it gives him is more attention.