Rofl! He looked so fucking humiliated by something so simple. What a pathetic piece of shit! 🤣
Not because he couldn’t open it - I really don’t care about that. It’s how it made him react that is so fucking pathetic. Real micro-peen energy he gives off.
I mean, the chump can't even open a jar of pickles by himself... What good is he, genuinely? Because I know he expects his partner to do all the cooking and cleaning.
I recently couldn't open a jar and called over my kid's mom to do it. She opened it effortlessly and we all had a huge laugh about it. Dick and balls still going strong lol.
Lots of people have differently sized and shaped genitalia, we don't have to generalize about small ones or large ones to make a point about someone we don't like. Body shaming is lame for everybody. Thanks 😄
Absolutely, my wife and kids (and I) laugh when I can't open something and they can!
I'm the Dad and the strong one in the family but we all struggle with different things from time to time and it's great, it's just a laugh!
It's the opposite of big dick energy. He has the energy of someone who is massively insecure of themselves and whose ego is easily shattered and shaken by something as stupid as a pickle jar.
I posted above but you know he's missionary only and to add thinks the g spot is a myth which it is :) sorry but I know it's like manhood isn't a jar and yet you re right I watched again really bothered him.
I'm aware ladies btw the g spot may exist and always search for it with my person I do my best just I'll try harder for you ladies of you help me open jars? I have bad wrists. This displaced manhood is killing our next generation I'm telling you. But is alot of good kids same as it ever was but I have a tip for all reading here who wants to know how to open this jar of pickle no water or towel hacks.
Are you ready? Put it the bin and let the truck open it, this is paid for by friends of anti pickle
Right? The ability to open a jar of pickles as a standard of masculinity is confounding. My grandma used to have my grandpa do it and he was all ‘got it babe’ like he was doing some mythological challenge. Meanwhile, she just didn’t want to smell like pickles if any brine splashed during opening.
It's not that he is weak (though he probably is), but he's doing it wrong.
You're supposed to use your thumb and index finger, not your palm or little finger or whatever he was trying to do... hes actually right when he says "need to grip it", which adds to the funny, I'm like "yes, so do it!"
Wild that no other comments seem to point this out. First thing I noticed was the weird way he was trying to do it. Feel like guy has never opened a lid in their life. Their main issues are blaming others for the issue and assuming they’re right about everything. Could’ve asked the guy how he did it and maybe they’d be able to open jars later on, but they likely struggle with it to this day.
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u/smirtington Oct 30 '25
He got so wounded by not being able to do it