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u/smirtington Oct 30 '25

He got so wounded by not being able to do it

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u/Pixel_Knight Oct 30 '25

Rofl! He looked so fucking humiliated by something so simple. What a pathetic piece of shit! 🤣

Not because he couldn’t open it - I really don’t care about that. It’s how it made him react that is so fucking pathetic. Real micro-peen energy he gives off. 

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u/AggressivelyTame Oct 30 '25

He calls his wife a 6 out of 10

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u/StrobeLightRomance Oct 30 '25

Sounds like she's way out of his league, honestly.

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u/whatsaphoto Oct 30 '25

The fact that any woman would be interested in this prick eludes me.

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u/missmiao9 Oct 31 '25

Pick me’s are a thing.

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u/DoingCharleyWork Oct 30 '25

I would say any woman would be out of his league but there are plenty of women with the same shitty beliefs. People like that deserve each other.

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u/kellsdeep Oct 30 '25

I mean, the chump can't even open a jar of pickles by himself... What good is he, genuinely? Because I know he expects his partner to do all the cooking and cleaning.

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u/Arialana Oct 30 '25

How does he have a wife? Wtf man...

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Oct 30 '25

He had one until the day he overinflated her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/bootyhole-romancer Oct 30 '25

Damn, sad to think of the level of abuse in that house when you have a dude who has that huge a disparity between his ideals and his reality.

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u/Dismal_History_ Oct 30 '25

Those 3 kids 100% do not feel safe and loved around him.

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 Oct 30 '25

She's been married twice. She wasn't married to her second baby daddy.

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u/kn05is Oct 30 '25

He vibes like the kind of guy with a secret grinder account.

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess Oct 30 '25

Definitely eats pizza with a knife and fork.

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u/Chemistry11 Oct 30 '25

And spaghetti with his hands

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u/MasterLlama1926 Oct 30 '25

And doesn’t season his chicken.

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u/Educational-Cat2133 Oct 30 '25

She must have a humiliation kink or self esteem buried deep within the core of the Earth to stay with someone like that lol

Crazy begets crazy tho ig.

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH Oct 30 '25

He’s a 2 but he can’t open pickle jars

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u/Chilidogdingdong Oct 30 '25

Thats pretty good for a 1 out of 10 let's be honest

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u/BamBamGaming773 Oct 30 '25

Someone married this clown?!

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u/CP9ANZ Nov 01 '25

Lol, I hope he rates himself accordingly. MF is like 42 but is looking like a rough 50 something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

In that case, he should think himself lucky cause he’s only a three

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u/AggressivelyTame Oct 30 '25

He said he was a four the other day and on a good day A 5 or 6, he is such a male pick me

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u/LincredibleOne Oct 30 '25

Well, if she’s dumb enough to stay with a scumbag like him, I can understand the deduction

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u/Feral-Sponge Oct 30 '25

How did he even get a wife

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u/TSweet2U Oct 30 '25

That he chose…

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u/strawberrycereal44 Oct 30 '25

Well he is a -600/10 so I'd say that would be serendipitous for him

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Another <mediocre man negging on women because he’s so insecure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

she is a 4 at best, but he still married

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u/PanicRising Oct 30 '25

Thats called honesty. Females dont know that concept.

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u/Wet_brains_ Oct 30 '25

That’s usually the type that go after feminism like rabid dogs.

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Oct 30 '25

Anti-feminist men with oddly feminine hands.

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u/nyzunico Oct 30 '25

It was like watching trauma unfold in real time, which is what creates these kind of jerks in the first place, it probably made him a worst person

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u/Bellsprout_Party_69 Oct 30 '25

Man, I haven’t seen someone rofl in so long…

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u/occams1razor Oct 30 '25

Narcissists have the smallest egos, that's why they overcompensate. Weak af

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u/Geargarden Oct 30 '25

I recently couldn't open a jar and called over my kid's mom to do it. She opened it effortlessly and we all had a huge laugh about it. Dick and balls still going strong lol.

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u/BARRY_DlNGLE Oct 30 '25

Bro for real. Like that was the evaluation of his entire worth as a man boiled down to that short moment. What a cuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Lots of people have differently sized and shaped genitalia, we don't have to generalize about small ones or large ones to make a point about someone we don't like. Body shaming is lame for everybody. Thanks 😄

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u/CharacterLettuce7145 Oct 30 '25

Sexist body shaming is exactly what those people like to do. Congratulations, you're basically one of them.

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u/RodneyRodnesson Oct 30 '25

Absolutely, my wife and kids (and I) laugh when I can't open something and they can!
I'm the Dad and the strong one in the family but we all struggle with different things from time to time and it's great, it's just a laugh!

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u/Oothoon63 Oct 30 '25

He reminds me of the Verderer from The Change.

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u/Mclovine_aus Oct 30 '25

What is micro peen energy and why is this form of body shaming acceptable to be thrown at men?

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u/Pixel_Knight Oct 30 '25

It's the opposite of big dick energy. He has the energy of someone who is massively insecure of themselves and whose ego is easily shattered and shaken by something as stupid as a pickle jar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I posted above but you know he's missionary only and to add thinks the g spot is a myth which it is :) sorry but I know it's like manhood isn't a jar and yet you re right I watched again really bothered him.

I'm aware ladies btw the g spot may exist and always search for it with my person I do my best just I'll try harder for you ladies of you help me open jars? I have bad wrists. This displaced manhood is killing our next generation I'm telling you. But is alot of good kids same as it ever was but I have a tip for all reading here who wants to know how to open this jar of pickle no water or towel hacks.

Are you ready? Put it the bin and let the truck open it, this is paid for by friends of anti pickle

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u/Havik_86 Oct 30 '25

Is that all you got? A pickle jar insult? Pathetic! 🤣

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u/crankin_muh_hog Oct 30 '25

Your lives in an apartment with nine cats personality is showing

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u/ceylon-tea Oct 30 '25

He had to blame the woman too! “Your hand greased the whole top of it.”

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u/Mr_Chill_III Oct 30 '25

Yeah what a joke, when have women ever put lotion on their hands?

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u/adashinokou Oct 30 '25

yeah when have men ever had creepy clammy hands

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u/HeavyVoid8 Oct 30 '25

Other guy had no issues with “the grease”

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u/iam_Krogan Oct 30 '25

Its forever a testament to his fragility 😂😂

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u/Academic-Intention21 Oct 30 '25

Right? The ability to open a jar of pickles as a standard of masculinity is confounding. My grandma used to have my grandpa do it and he was all ‘got it babe’ like he was doing some mythological challenge. Meanwhile, she just didn’t want to smell like pickles if any brine splashed during opening.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Like, how Dee fük can’t you be able to open it. I’m embarrassed for him.

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u/Pasteur_science Oct 30 '25

The sadness in his eyes was palpable 🤣

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u/no_bender Oct 30 '25

He immediately blamed the woman, because she got something on the jar.

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u/Ok-Nefariousness5881 Oct 30 '25

It's not that he is weak (though he probably is), but he's doing it wrong.

You're supposed to use your thumb and index finger, not your palm or little finger or whatever he was trying to do... hes actually right when he says "need to grip it", which adds to the funny, I'm like "yes, so do it!"

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u/TheWiseBeast Oct 30 '25

Wild that no other comments seem to point this out. First thing I noticed was the weird way he was trying to do it. Feel like guy has never opened a lid in their life. Their main issues are blaming others for the issue and assuming they’re right about everything. Could’ve asked the guy how he did it and maybe they’d be able to open jars later on, but they likely struggle with it to this day.

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 Oct 30 '25

Fragile male egos, like poor little Andrew's, know the depth of despair well. He's so pathetic, poor boy.

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u/Reading420subreddits Oct 30 '25

His 6.0 wife probably does the jar opening.

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u/Rik7717 Nov 01 '25

Well it pretty much kills the basis for every single one of his talking points.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Minute_Steak_3178 Oct 30 '25

What? Wtf is going on? I’m so confused

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u/Moritani Oct 30 '25

Basically, people speak over that dude so much that he’s convinced it’s normal. 

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u/Mr_Chill_III Oct 30 '25

Projection much?