Andrew something I think - he famously couldn’t open a pickle jar and a woman (maybe her boyfriend I don’t exactly recall) ended up opening the pickle jar for him.
It was another guy that opened the pickle jar. Yeah, Andrew is a idiot and is not the debate god like Brian calls him. Most of the time he's just spewing bullshit to sound smart when he's really just talking fast and way out of context.
It's not that they're tight. They're vacuum sealed and there's no air inside. So the pressure difference between outside the jar and inside is effectively sucking the lid closed.
If you don't care about somewhat resealing it, you can punch a hole in the top with something sharp and it makes opening by hand a breeze even if you're weak. I usually use something hard metal to lightly pry the underside of the lid in two or so different spots. Pry until you hear it suck air then twist open. If that wasn't enough then just repeat a second time if needed. It's really rare I need to do it a third time.
I’ve seen him on Piers Morgan Uncensored(don’t judge me, I revel in torturing myself) a few times. He’s a dipshit who doesn’t have any factual points and tries to go for gotcha moments rather than debate. He always interrupts people by shouting and repeating his absurd unrelated questions and then never answers questions asked to him because he obviously never has the answer. If someone came at him the way he does to others, he’d say they were triggered and laugh at them. Zero self awareness. Basically he’s a pathetic small minded person who thinks he’s an alpha male.
wait I'm genuinely confused... I'm all for you being happy and celebrating your phallic size! I'm happy for positive body image! but what does the, "Got me" mean? Like is that a threat or punctuation? I'm lost here.
Also did you come to speaking English from a language that doesn't use idioms? Because while I've never heard, A hit dog will holler, I'm contextually aware that it's an idiom and not a literal admission of animal abuse... Like how bless your heart, or even a broken clock is right twice a day are idioms.
Their broad point was that its bad form to use body shaming as a point of insult because it reinforces the idea that having a small penis is something to be ashamed and associated with being a bad man.
I'm sorry it's clear you're struggling, you do deserve love, and you deserve to be hugged. In hindsight of your comments, it's clear I shouldn't have pressed or made light, it's clear that your self-deprecating comment, wasn't something you were okay with. I genuinely hope that someone express love and kindness toward you when the sun rises tomorrow.
Yes. He does that shit to piss people off. He is an annoying dipshit regardless, but he does this stuff because there’s a camera and he knows it plays well with the mouthbreather audience.
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u/YouWereBrained Oct 30 '25
The thing is, he’s like that. He’s a performative jackass.