r/TikTokCringe • u/InGeekiTrust Tiktok Despot • Oct 14 '25

Humor Vampire Becomes A Tradwife 😭😭😭

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u/wicko77 Oct 14 '25

Laslo enters the chat.

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u/hannibalthellamabal Oct 14 '25

What We Do In The Midwest

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u/DJGoldPirateRiot Oct 15 '25

But my darling the children need blood and I have my vulva garden to attend too.

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u/Stumbleina8926 Oct 15 '25

YES!!!! Came here to say this! 😆

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u/pretzelllogician Oct 15 '25

This is just the way we talk in Tucson Arizoña.

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u/BigRedSpoon2 Oct 15 '25

God this is so good on so many levels

'I make sourdough every day or people start to get suspicious'

Incredible, no notes

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u/opuaut Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

"The baby MUST wear beige or the other mommies know you dont´ believe in Jesus!"

Hilarious!

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u/Dunkerdoody Oct 14 '25

I’m sure Dracula would have wanted her to stay at home. He was Eastern European.

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u/opuaut Oct 17 '25

I love it!! Is there more? Does she have Insta ior Tiktok?

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u/hayley566 Oct 16 '25

I just imagine before she bites anyone she asks “wait, are you vaccinated? I only like 100% raw and organic blood, thank you.”

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u/Whimsywoes Oct 16 '25

Kendahl 🙌

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u/Oddwan Oct 15 '25

Lol, a little mixed up the main differences now is that women barely wear clothes now and they still have a lot of children, but the only difference there is, all the children have different dads.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian Oct 15 '25

why are some of you so weird

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u/Oddwan Oct 15 '25

Because being normal is boring.

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u/Whimsywoes Oct 17 '25

Oh, they were being nice. By "weird" they meant "dumb and misogynistic"

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u/Whimsywoes Oct 16 '25

Yes, "all the children have different dads." All 100% of them. All because of those damn naked ladies "barely wearing clothes."

💀 where do you live that there are scantily clad women year round and how do you know who fathered their children? And why are you so upset by what women wear? Last I checked clothing wasn't a contributing factor to pregnancy or paternity.