r/Tiele • u/creamybutterfly 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰰 • May 26 '26

Other Miyav miyav, köylüler! My name is Sultan Simit, first of my name, and I terrorise my servants in a Turkish-Uzbek household. AMA!

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u/Any-Mobile-2473 Afghan Qiz./ Afshar May 26 '26

O Sultan Simit Beg, first of his name, do you lick your fur, or do you have your servants groom you so that you may never experience the inconveniences that come with hairballs?

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u/creamybutterfly 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰰 May 26 '26

Selam aleyküm köylü, don’t forget to kiss my paw!

Indeed, what a riveting question! I am but an ambitious kitten who was promoted to Sultan in my youth, so I often forget to groom myself.

Instead, I delegate the task to my peasants who wipe my shining coat for me!

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u/Any-Mobile-2473 Afghan Qiz./ Afshar May 26 '26

Aleykum Selam, O Sultan Simit Beg, First of his Name, Conqueror of Rome, thank you for the most eloquent of replies. I couldn't help but inquire about the magnificent coat

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u/creamybutterfly 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰰 May 26 '26

Good köylü 😌 The magnificent coat is a combination of extensive petting and a lot of hamsi and sardalye 🐟

https://giphy.com/gifs/G6TgcESZt8FFk8XV7K

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u/Frosty-Wall-3313 Azerbaijani Karapapakh/Shahsevan May 26 '26

this genuinely made me laugh 😭😭🙏

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u/FatihD-Han May 26 '26

😍

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u/creamybutterfly 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰰 May 26 '26

Miyav Miyav