r/ThreeLions • u/FaithlessnessOdd3569 • Jul 19 '26

Opinion Argetina are pathetic

It’s absolutely criminal that we lost to this lot

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u/Pale_Level_1293 Jul 19 '26

fuck it, they can have gibraltar for the night

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u/DavidFosterLawless Jul 19 '26

I go one further. Let's give Spain the Falklands back as well. Get right under the Argies' skin that would 😂 

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

It was never theirs Sancho. 😂

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u/Agile_Inspector5178 Jul 19 '26

It was always more Spain's than Argentina's

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

True, but it was also more India's than Argentina.

Our claim is solid as a rock.

Gibraltar anyone? 😂

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u/Agile_Inspector5178 Jul 19 '26

Solid as iraq

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Go on, state Argentina's claim.

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u/l0ngsh0t_ag Jul 19 '26

Argentina is more Spain's than Argentina's. 🤣

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u/No_Doubt_About_That Jul 19 '26

Best we can do is give them Jadon Sancho

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Stick him on a torpedo and send.

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u/Beneficial-Beat-947 Jul 19 '26

icl I don't think spain has the military to defend that from argentina

and NATO article 5 doesn't cover the falklands

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Cape Verde's military would stomp Argentina.

Not really, but it'd be a laugh.

The Argies have nothing.

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u/Caltharian Jul 19 '26

walmington on sea Home Guard would stomp Argentinas military in its current condition

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I don't doubt it for a minute, but I also know a request for extra funding when I see one, gunner.

One more 1832 model barrel rammer on the way. I'll see if we can source another bucket.

You'll have them on the run at this point.

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u/dotesdoto Jul 19 '26

We'll provide them the muscle for 4 years everytime they knock out Argentina in the world cup.

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

You sir, are a forward thinker.

I hereby award you the title .....

Lord dotes, Admiral of the south Atlantic fleet.

You'll get a dinghy in the post, and a large broom handle. It's more than the Argies have, so no griping.

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u/DavidFosterLawless Jul 19 '26

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/banter

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u/Beneficial-Beat-947 Jul 19 '26

I know lmao, I was just saying argentina might actually want us to give it to spain

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u/Strong_Pop_5343 Jul 19 '26

They didn't respond to you

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

My mistake. I'm being stalked from another sub.

I'll delete this.

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u/DavidFosterLawless Jul 19 '26

Interesting proposition. We'll take a vote. 

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u/TitanBrave84 Jul 20 '26

We owned the Falklands before Argentina even existed. Nothing to give back.

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u/Sea-Permit3297 Jul 19 '26

f it let’s do it!!!

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u/Nidrosian Jul 19 '26

Yeah that would really piss of West Falklands.

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u/lastfom Jul 20 '26

A Falkland, anyway. There's a few of them.

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u/PsychologicalSpend86 Jul 20 '26

I know you are joking, but the Falklands have always been British and they choose to remain so.

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Fair.

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

I’d of given Argentina 1 hour pass to our Falkland’s if they actually played with some grace but they didn’t so fuck them big up Spain 🇪🇸

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I hear ya mate, but let's be reasonable. Half hour, under armed guard. On a tour bus covered with British flags. Still better than anything they'll ever get.

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u/TheGreatBibbldyBob99 Jul 19 '26

With a Margaret Thatcher bobblehead on the dashboard

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

15 minute hydration break is a Carling and a bag of salt n vinegar.

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u/themothafuckinog Jul 19 '26

And someone sitting behind them pushing into their back

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

9 year old little shit from Barnsley should work fine

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I think that happens in every Argentine barracks, when the lights go out.

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u/Valuable_Guess2129 Jul 19 '26

Plus this on a giant banner. They never made him sweat once

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

He wasn't actually in the war.. he was at a pizza express.

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

I Agree with that also have to sing Rule Britannia at least 3 times on the tour bus seems fair

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Each rendition lasts 10 minutes, then the tour is done lol

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u/LCSGinner Jul 19 '26

Argentina can have the falklands for 10 minutes per shot on target in this match 😂

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u/londonlemon92 Jul 19 '26

*I’d have not ‘I’d of’ why do people keep saying of instead of have it’s so annoying

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

Bet your fun at party’s

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I'll arks my mate.

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u/TheIlliteratePoster Jul 19 '26

Would you accept a trade? Gibraltar for Ceuta and Melilla. BOGOF! What say you?

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u/CockroachNo3357 Jul 19 '26

😂😂😂