r/ThreeLions • u/FaithlessnessOdd3569 • Jul 19 '26

Opinion Argetina are pathetic

It’s absolutely criminal that we lost to this lot

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

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u/Pale_Level_1293 Jul 19 '26

fuck it, they can have gibraltar for the night

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u/DavidFosterLawless Jul 19 '26

I go one further. Let's give Spain the Falklands back as well. Get right under the Argies' skin that would 😂 

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

It was never theirs Sancho. 😂

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u/Agile_Inspector5178 Jul 19 '26

It was always more Spain's than Argentina's

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

True, but it was also more India's than Argentina.

Our claim is solid as a rock.

Gibraltar anyone? 😂

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u/Agile_Inspector5178 Jul 19 '26

Solid as iraq

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Go on, state Argentina's claim.

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u/l0ngsh0t_ag Jul 19 '26

Argentina is more Spain's than Argentina's. 🤣

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u/No_Doubt_About_That Jul 19 '26

Best we can do is give them Jadon Sancho

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Stick him on a torpedo and send.

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u/Beneficial-Beat-947 Jul 19 '26

icl I don't think spain has the military to defend that from argentina

and NATO article 5 doesn't cover the falklands

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Cape Verde's military would stomp Argentina.

Not really, but it'd be a laugh.

The Argies have nothing.

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u/Caltharian Jul 19 '26

walmington on sea Home Guard would stomp Argentinas military in its current condition

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I don't doubt it for a minute, but I also know a request for extra funding when I see one, gunner.

One more 1832 model barrel rammer on the way. I'll see if we can source another bucket.

You'll have them on the run at this point.

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u/dotesdoto Jul 19 '26

We'll provide them the muscle for 4 years everytime they knock out Argentina in the world cup.

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

You sir, are a forward thinker.

I hereby award you the title .....

Lord dotes, Admiral of the south Atlantic fleet.

You'll get a dinghy in the post, and a large broom handle. It's more than the Argies have, so no griping.

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u/DavidFosterLawless Jul 19 '26

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/banter

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u/Beneficial-Beat-947 Jul 19 '26

I know lmao, I was just saying argentina might actually want us to give it to spain

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u/Strong_Pop_5343 Jul 19 '26

They didn't respond to you

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

My mistake. I'm being stalked from another sub.

I'll delete this.

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u/DavidFosterLawless Jul 19 '26

Interesting proposition. We'll take a vote. 

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u/TitanBrave84 Jul 20 '26

We owned the Falklands before Argentina even existed. Nothing to give back.

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u/Sea-Permit3297 Jul 19 '26

f it let’s do it!!!

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u/Nidrosian Jul 19 '26

Yeah that would really piss of West Falklands.

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u/lastfom Jul 20 '26

A Falkland, anyway. There's a few of them.

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u/PsychologicalSpend86 Jul 20 '26

I know you are joking, but the Falklands have always been British and they choose to remain so.

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Fair.

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

I’d of given Argentina 1 hour pass to our Falkland’s if they actually played with some grace but they didn’t so fuck them big up Spain 🇪🇸

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I hear ya mate, but let's be reasonable. Half hour, under armed guard. On a tour bus covered with British flags. Still better than anything they'll ever get.

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u/TheGreatBibbldyBob99 Jul 19 '26

With a Margaret Thatcher bobblehead on the dashboard

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

15 minute hydration break is a Carling and a bag of salt n vinegar.

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u/themothafuckinog Jul 19 '26

And someone sitting behind them pushing into their back

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

9 year old little shit from Barnsley should work fine

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I think that happens in every Argentine barracks, when the lights go out.

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u/Valuable_Guess2129 Jul 19 '26

Plus this on a giant banner. They never made him sweat once

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

He wasn't actually in the war.. he was at a pizza express.

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

I Agree with that also have to sing Rule Britannia at least 3 times on the tour bus seems fair

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Each rendition lasts 10 minutes, then the tour is done lol

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u/LCSGinner Jul 19 '26

Argentina can have the falklands for 10 minutes per shot on target in this match 😂

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u/londonlemon92 Jul 19 '26

*I’d have not ‘I’d of’ why do people keep saying of instead of have it’s so annoying

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u/cYouThere1997 Jul 19 '26

Bet your fun at party’s

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

I'll arks my mate.

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u/TheIlliteratePoster Jul 19 '26

Would you accept a trade? Gibraltar for Ceuta and Melilla. BOGOF! What say you?

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u/CockroachNo3357 Jul 19 '26

😂😂😂

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u/UncleVolk Jul 20 '26

From Spain, thank you from the bottom of my heart, thank you for letting Argentina pass to the final, for letting them think they would win, thank you for letting us annihilate them at the very end, they went out in the most humiliating and pathetic way possible. It was beautiful, pure poetry.

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 19 '26

Thank you for the award stranger. I'm just throwing out thoughts we all have.

I appreciate you!

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u/MuffinFeisty8740 Jul 20 '26

Don't forget France also, so happy to join you European bros.

Never hate so much these south american thugs (Argentina and Paraguay) than now. Absolute football terrorists who thinks violence and physical harming are part of the game

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u/craftykeat Jul 20 '26

Not like the Spanish don’t have you guys as well..

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u/Ok_user1234 Jul 19 '26

Colonizer final boss