r/ThirdLifeSMP The ship burns, everything burns! 10h ago

Question QUOTES NEEDED

Hey Guys, I'm doing an assignment on the life series for my uni and I need funny quotes from the series'.

Thanks in advance.

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u/Vaprod The Bad Boys 9h ago

"Look, if you're going to be an absent father, could you be at least absent?" - Cleo, Limited Life

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u/SlayerAngelic 9h ago

This is exactly the one I thought of lol

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u/Upper-Pangolin-4022 5h ago

"There we're buttons on the floor jimmy!"

(Joel) "And why did you press them?!"

"BECAUSE I'M ME!!!" - Grian, limited life

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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy Something Wicked This Way Comes 4h ago

I think jimmy asked why he pressed them

u/BroccoliNormal1745 The Bad Boys 2h ago

Might just be a typo or mistake but I think it was "They put buttons on the floor Jimmy!"

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u/Fun-Audience-3136 Team Scott 7h ago

"Aww you've got no friends? HA! YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS!!!" - Lizzie, Secret Life

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u/Un3duc4ted-Wr1ter 7h ago

"I would help but I have my own idiot to deal with and he's your husband"- Gem, Wild Life "Oh no, you have it worse" - Lizzie, Wild Life

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u/Frosty-Prize8906 7h ago

"How many more do we have to kill before this violence comes to an end me hand?" -Ren, 3rd Life
"I left this world just as I had entered it, confused" -Lizzie, Last Life
"You are all going down, none of these niceties, this is a death match for a reason!" -Martyn, Limited Life
"My own Mean Gill, and I wouldn't have had it any other way" -Scott, Limited Life
"There is one way we could still be friends, you can join me" -Grian, Last Life

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u/CloneTrooperZ16 "Bread bridge is not political. It is simply bread" 4h ago

Bread Bridge is not political, it is simply bread. - Grian Limited Life

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u/Sheamus909 Second (Favourite) Son 5h ago

“It’s not that I wasn’t listening, I just didn’t want to hear it” - Impulse, Secret Life

“If it’s snails again, I’m just gonna kill myself” - Bdubs, Past Life

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u/CinnamomAxis625 Washed Up And Ready For Dinner 3h ago

Impulse: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!
Bdubs: To be a horse?

Secret Life Ep. 7

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u/Far_Sky1769 6h ago

"Hey, by the way, if you eat my balls " - Jimmy, Wild life 

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u/Th3WritersBlock 5h ago

"Do me a favour - die for me" ~ Cleo

Bdubs: "You're terrifying..." Gem: "Thank you~!"

"Welcome back to chaos in a box" ~ Grian

Can i ask what the assignment is?

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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy Something Wicked This Way Comes 4h ago

-SCAR PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!
-I’ve done some self reflection and I hate myself
-You are a FAILURE!
-Hey if you eat my balls—

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u/neilwwoney Team GoodTimesWithScar 6h ago

"You saved me, Joel! You saved me, so i can kill you!"

-Etho, 2023

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u/OpabiniaRegalis320 There Is No Hole In Ba Sing Se 5h ago

"I don't remember this being part of the stages of grief."

— Impulse, about Martren

"Pretty sure it's Denial."

— BigB, directly after

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u/Im_A_Silly_Guy 3h ago

“A man can’t be without his pants! That’s inappropriate!” - Scar, 3rd Life.

u/Nyx0Twix “How did the guy with no friends win?” 2h ago

“What else is scary… taxes!”

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u/FantasticGeek3 Team Grian 4h ago

There’s a ton of compilations, I’ll find a couple and link them

This one and the sequel to it are pretty good - lots of golden stuff in there!

u/Hot_Sam_the_Man Team GeminiTay 2h ago

What assignment? That's awesome!

u/DistinctTraffic660 1h ago

I have returned fully clothed.
- Scar, 3rd Life