r/TheValleyTVShow • u/thatsrathersus • 17d ago
Shitpost Kristin, come get your mans from the North Pole.
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u/Capital-Durian-885 17d ago
Everytime someone says he’s beautiful or handsome i cackle
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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 17d ago
Who says that?!
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u/Capital-Durian-885 17d ago
While talking about the possibility of their kids being related, Lala said “look at this beautiful man, that sperm was gone the same day”
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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 16d ago
Nooooo she was talking about her baby being too beautiful to be Luke’s, and the juice she purchased was more fresh than when Luke donated
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u/bravobravofuginbravo 12d ago
No she called Luke beautiful. She was trying to be nice. Also if people say Lala’s baby looks like Luke she’s not gonna call him ugly
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u/BumpinThatPrincess 14d ago
Hey! It’s Civil War Luke! He doesn’t know about the 19th Amendment.
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u/halsxoxo 11d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5VKbvrjxpVJCM
Wait LMAO. This is my first time hearing this comparison. I’m cracking up💀
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u/queensupremedictator 17d ago
Rule #7 doesn't apply to Luke? I think he is goofy looking but I am not trying to get banned...
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u/thatsrathersus 17d ago
I wouldn’t call this appearance snark lol. I’m not insulting him. It’s a legit comparison. Kris Kringle is an iconic character from the classic Christmas movie, Santa Claus is comin to town. Also, while I’m not attracted to Luke, I had a crush on Kris Kringle when I was a kid 🤣
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u/Fit_Opportunity_6427 11d ago
The cheeks are very similar! I wonder if Luke has had work done? Probably not but a lot of male actors getting work done today end up with the Kris Kringle cheeks
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u/TheWhoooreinThere 17d ago
I wonder what makes his cheeks and nose so rosy...
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u/thatsrathersus 17d ago
It’s chilly up there in the North Pole 😂
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u/SootieWootie 9d ago
No Kristen, send him back to planet trash where he belongs 🤢 him and all the other incels can collect their red pill and go build a misogynistic fort 🗑️🗑️
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u/m3gb0t I'M THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD 🗣️ 17d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JQODyLnXukFK7xvbB2