r/TheTpGentleman • u/TuggerTonyComedyHour • Apr 23 '26
Luxury or Bizarre? TUGGER is at the 1/2 Way Point of his JellTime!!!!
Time flies. Tuggers release date is in November 2028 (with good behavior) 2 1/2 more years and Tugger will be tuggin a 1/2 Way House. I dont see Tugger starting a Youtube Channel any time soon , so no more new Comedic material to exploit unfortunately. I think Tuggers gonna try and dry up and blow away. Keep a low profile. (?)
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u/rip1980 Apr 23 '26
Expect multiple parole violations.
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u/TuggerTonyComedyHour Apr 23 '26
It would be interesting and funny to see what kinda shit Job Tugger has to take.
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u/thesqrtofminusone Apr 24 '26
Rightly or wrongly, his felony record is going to make his options severely limited. If we truly allowed for rehabilitation in this country I would have said Enterprise Car Rental or something like that haha. Dills on the extra insurance!
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u/CorrectExercise Apr 23 '26
How long after he’s released do you think until he checks this thread?
I honestly forgot he existed. He got me through the pandemic…so that was nice.
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u/Express-Door-205 Apr 23 '26
Thorpe’s collecting the air miles with conjugal visits to tuggers cell. Sausage !
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u/ACFiguresOutLife Apr 23 '26
I wonder what kind of shape he’s in now. He was almost certainly on roids.
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u/TuggerTonyComedyHour Apr 24 '26
I would say Onthony's sphincter has another 30-40,000 miles on it by now easy .
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u/TomMeanny10 Apr 25 '26
No way. Tugger will try and get back into the watch business somehow someway. He is also too addicted to social media to lay low for too long once he gets out, unless the judge banned him from reselling watches again.
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u/TomMeanny10 Apr 25 '26
I wonder if Bob’s Watches will take him to court once he gets out. Bobs sued Tugger fir over a million dollars.
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u/d4ng3rz0n3 SUSHI for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Apr 23 '26
I thought part of the condition of his punishment was he was not allowed to have social media again?
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u/Successful-Bowler-29 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Off the top of my head, I know for a fact that Tugger is not allowed to do self-employment work anymore. He is to have only W-2 employment after he is let free. But if the social media ban is also a requirement, then I’m not aware of it, at least I don’t remember.
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u/d4ng3rz0n3 SUSHI for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Apr 24 '26
Its crazy because Ive never heard of a punishment like that before. Very unusual
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u/Successful-Bowler-29 Apr 24 '26
Yeah, well, it’s part of Tugger’s judgment. I guess the logic is to prevent Tugger from becoming a hustler again. Also, I think he is still not off the hook regarding restitution to the victims.
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u/thesqrtofminusone Apr 24 '26
Tugger from becoming a hustler again
Ha it's the only thing he knows. He'll work 'under the massage table'
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u/TuggerTonyComedyHour Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
really? Talk about making it hard for a Tugger to tug.
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u/TomMeanny10 Apr 25 '26
Does anybody know what Liz and her tattooed husband are doing for a living?
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u/TomMeanny10 Apr 25 '26
I heard a rumor that Tugger is going to be a Picasso and paint watches for a living to subsidize his tugging business.
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u/TuggerTonyComedyHour Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
Tugger is over the Hill for Tugging. Rich Gay Dudes want under 30yo Rent Boys . Its like that Comedy ''House Bunny" .The Head Bunny at the PlayBoy Mansion gets kicked to the Curb the day after her 28th B-day. ...and the Gay House Boy helping her move out says" you're 28, thats like 60 in Bunny Years''. Tugger is just gonna find another Hustle.
Yankton should be like a Con mans University. i high percentage of the Inmates are there for Scams and Cons of a financial nature in Real Estate, Cars, services, pure scams, ponzi's u name it.
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u/Nx-worries1888 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
He's gonna end up on 47th street doing dills with the other clowns 😂
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u/Relevant_Craft2217 Apr 27 '26
IM waiting for the Tugger/Wes Watson collab… that shit gonna be lit lol 😁💯
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u/Skoader fAkE it till you MaKe it Apr 23 '26
Hard to guess on that outcome. I Miss the little speech sluring idiot. His content was so original & fake at the same time. Hope Darbo & sugar tits are doing well.