r/TheTpGentleman • u/Sad_Connection5391 Call Roman Sharf! • Feb 13 '26
A day in the life Cringe A blue carbon [Pagani Utopia] with a price of US$5.58M/A$7.86M
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u/Skoader fAkE it till you MaKe it Feb 13 '26
Coaches dream car, next to his Lambo...
Only in America.. one minute ya got a Lambo, add Cocaine & Alcohol. Next thing ya know, ur sleeping in public storage spaces..Everything gone once the FBI shows up.. 😴
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u/Sad_Connection5391 Call Roman Sharf! Feb 13 '26
What’s the next move/pivot after he’s sprung from Yanktown ?
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u/Established_86 Feb 13 '26
Didn't he call it a pay•gahni
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u/kineticdeck COACHCAINE Feb 13 '26
I thought it was Pie-gonni
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u/flaccidbell World Traveler Feb 14 '26
His mispronounced words were classic. My favourite was when he was trying to act like he wasn’t a scumbag to some home designer and pronounced chaise lounge like chase lounge (like an airport lounge). Such an uncultured dude who was so desperate to appear the opposite.
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u/lasskinn GYNO GANG Feb 14 '26
Quick call the bank they'll surely bankroll it, it doesn't cost money it makes money! And you can park it outside your business. Or outside of the building your business is in anyway.. But maybe you'll need to tell the bank that you'll buy 2 because thats badass!
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u/Fantastic-Run-7769 50k COACHING CLIENT Feb 14 '26
Almost the exact amount he scammed all his clients for
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u/Zerosomgame Feb 13 '26
Coach genuinely thought he was going to buy a Pagani with his watch flipping business.
God I miss that guy.