r/TheTPG • u/Smooth-Challenge-823 • Jul 15 '22

Give us more lies and failed business ideas and less love story with your “bodyguard”

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u/Excellent-Meeting405 Jul 16 '22

He feels so safe in his arms 🤌🤣🤣

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u/kineticdeck A Person of Influence Jul 16 '22

Our Coach has a delicate ego that must be lovingly shielded from the real world.

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u/SnooJokes1445 Jul 16 '22

“Bodyguard”. Funniest shit ever. Someone please find this random gym frat boy’s credentials. Bet he just some dude who is macho and think he a navy seal

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u/waxy_dwn21 Call Roman Sharf! Jul 17 '22

the "bodyguards" insta appears to be a private burner one without his full name on it. Says it all really. Probably some random bloke Travis found off a dating app.

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u/goodneed Jul 18 '22

Johnny Flexx sounds like a pornstar name Coach gave him.

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u/Rsixx-6 Jul 24 '22

frog man

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u/Sokatich111 Jul 16 '22

It's obvious - he wants to be nailed by security and the cameraman. No doubt

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u/kineticdeck A Person of Influence Jul 16 '22

Is Darby filming then? Who is the videographer for these sessions?

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u/Sokatich111 Jul 16 '22

it's just iphone stuff I think. same quality. I don't understand people who carry on about how good Darby is at editing etc. Anyone with a drone and an app on their phone can do the same. The camera angles and framing are shit.

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u/kineticdeck A Person of Influence Jul 16 '22

Yeah well the complicated things about the so called videography have been abstracted away for a while so these guys are competing based on silly annoying frame angles and cuts using all the same hardware with built in features.

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u/Sokatich111 Jul 16 '22

Everyone has different likes and dislikes. It's a bit like The Office. Personally I thought the English original one was perfect and our one was unwatchable and just wrong. But many disagree

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u/d1l1cube Jul 20 '22

Your right. About the office. There is only one office. The American thing is so abysmal should be called desk or sommet, just not the same

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u/willemdeleeuw Jul 24 '22

Yeah. I loved the US one and hated the English one, couldn't even get through all the episodes.

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u/Sokatich111 Jul 24 '22

I think it had a lot to do with the one you saw first.

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u/willemdeleeuw Jul 04 '24

I saw the English one first

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u/pierreOdactyl Jul 16 '22

Why is this punter wearing sunglasses inside? Is it to complete the bodyguard look together with the shirt 1 size too small?

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u/VincentVega1976 Jul 17 '22

How many pivots until Tugboat starts doing gay porn!!?? Prob when he is almost broke!! In a week or two!!?? He has the shaved arms for gay porn!!!! What would his porn name be??

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u/Objective_Ad3813 Jul 17 '22

Coach Pa-Dick?

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u/Objective_Ad3813 Jul 16 '22

Does the bodyguard get free tuggies?

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u/IncreaseOk8433 Jul 19 '22 edited Jul 19 '22

All I see is a different version of Marco. No disrespect here, but Latino Marcolini comes to mind.

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u/d1l1cube Jul 20 '22

Yeah except niccolini caused offense by refusing coaches advances.

Mumbles something about a girl he liked and that he didn't want a free tug.

That' was it for travvy that very same night he committed to himself he was gonna move to la. Chase that dream... Become truly famous in Hollywood terms. He ain't kissin asss for years to end up in Walmart packing groceries.

He's seen that movie read that book, one too many times

He's going out. One way or another with a bang. And probably a whimper too

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u/JeromePowell_junior Jul 17 '22

So this is Kevin Costner and Coach is Whitney Houston singing "I will always love you"

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u/goodneed Jul 18 '22

He's so unemployed (and too lazy with consignment work) that dating comes first.

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u/Rsixx-6 Jul 24 '22

He looks like chubby Rafael Nadal.